Dad joke #2
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
I told the mugger I was collecting donations for dad jokes.
He said, "Perfect! I'll donate everything you already have."
🎉 Donational Dad Joke's 🎉
Hey everyone! Darksoulis here! 👋
Welcome to Darksoulis' Donational Dad Joke's, where the goal is simple: spread a smile, one terrible dad joke at a time.
Starting today, I'll be posting one brand-new dad joke every day for everyone to enjoy. No catch, no strings attached—just a daily dose of eye-rolling humor.
If you enjoy the jokes and want to support the thread, you're welcome to donate any amount. Every donation is appreciated, but never expected.
As a thank you, every non-anonymous donor will receive a personalized bonus dad joke that won't be posted publicly. If I don't know who sent the donation, I won't know who to send the joke to!
Now, this is Torn, so yes... I fully expect someone to mug me and then donate my own money back just to claim a dad joke. Honestly? I'd probably laugh. 😂 It's funny, it's clever... but it's definitely not the intention of this thread.
This isn't about making money or asking for handouts. It's just a fun little community experiment to see how many smiles a truly terrible dad joke can create.
So stop by each day, enjoy the free joke, share one of your own if you've got a good (or bad) one, and if you decide to donate, prepare yourself for a personalized dad joke worthy of a dramatic eye roll.
Because everyone deserves a smile... even if they have to groan first. 😁
🎉 Donational Dad Joke's 🎉
Hey everyone! Darksoulis here! 👋
Welcome to Darksoulis' Donational Dad Joke's, where the goal is simple: spread a smile, one terrible dad joke at a time.
Starting today, I'll be posting one brand-new dad joke every day for everyone to enjoy. No catch, no strings attached—just a daily dose of eye-rolling humor.
If you enjoy the jokes and want to support the thread, you're welcome to donate any amount. Every donation is appreciated, but never expected.
As a thank you, every non-anonymous donor will receive a personalized bonus dad joke that won't be posted publicly. If I don't know who sent the donation, I won't know who to send the joke to!
Now, this is Torn, so yes... I fully expect someone to mug me and then donate my own money back just to claim a dad joke. Honestly? I'd probably laugh. 😂 It's funny, it's clever... but it's definitely not the intention of this thread.
This isn't about making money or asking for handouts. It's just a fun little community experiment to see how many smiles a truly terrible dad joke can create.
So stop by each day, enjoy the free joke, share one of your own if you've got a good (or bad) one, and if you decide to donate, prepare yourself for a personalized dad joke worthy of a dramatic eye roll.
Because everyone deserves a smile... even if they have to groan first. 😁
Mission completed
Stil able to fish slap someone?
Mission completed
Dad Joke #5
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper.
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Dad joke #4
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Dad joke #4
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Hopes this post get dopes
Dad Joke #3
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
Dad Joke #3
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Dad Joke # 1
I told the mugger I was collecting donations for dad jokes.
He said, "Perfect! I'll donate everything you already have."
I told the mugger I was collecting donations for dad jokes.
He said, "Perfect! I'll donate everything you already have."
🎉 Donational Dad Joke's 🎉
Hey everyone! Darksoulis here! 👋
Welcome to Darksoulis' Donational Dad Joke's, where the goal is simple: spread a smile, one terrible dad joke at a time.
Starting today, I'll be posting one brand-new dad joke every day for everyone to enjoy. No catch, no strings attached—just a daily dose of eye-rolling humor.
If you enjoy the jokes and want to support the thread, you're welcome to donate any amount. Every donation is appreciated, but never expected.
As a thank you, every non-anonymous donor will receive a personalized bonus dad joke that won't be posted publicly. If I don't know who sent the donation, I won't know who to send the joke to!
Now, this is Torn, so yes... I fully expect someone to mug me and then donate my own money back just to claim a dad joke. Honestly? I'd probably laugh. 😂 It's funny, it's clever... but it's definitely not the intention of this thread.
This isn't about making money or asking for handouts. It's just a fun little community experiment to see how many smiles a truly terrible dad joke can create.
So stop by each day, enjoy the free joke, share one of your own if you've got a good (or bad) one, and if you decide to donate, prepare yourself for a personalized dad joke worthy of a dramatic eye roll.
Because everyone deserves a smile... even if they have to groan first. 😁
🎉 Donational Dad Joke's 🎉
Hey everyone! Darksoulis here! 👋
Welcome to Darksoulis' Donational Dad Joke's, where the goal is simple: spread a smile, one terrible dad joke at a time.
Starting today, I'll be posting one brand-new dad joke every day for everyone to enjoy. No catch, no strings attached—just a daily dose of eye-rolling humor.
If you enjoy the jokes and want to support the thread, you're welcome to donate any amount. Every donation is appreciated, but never expected.
As a thank you, every non-anonymous donor will receive a personalized bonus dad joke that won't be posted publicly. If I don't know who sent the donation, I won't know who to send the joke to!
Now, this is Torn, so yes... I fully expect someone to mug me and then donate my own money back just to claim a dad joke. Honestly? I'd probably laugh. 😂 It's funny, it's clever... but it's definitely not the intention of this thread.
This isn't about making money or asking for handouts. It's just a fun little community experiment to see how many smiles a truly terrible dad joke can create.
So stop by each day, enjoy the free joke, share one of your own if you've got a good (or bad) one, and if you decide to donate, prepare yourself for a personalized dad joke worthy of a dramatic eye roll.
Because everyone deserves a smile... even if they have to groan first. 😁
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