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Habitat Recruiting! · · 6 likes

Respectfully, stay out of it. This has nothing to do with you or the rifle company. Learn to separate a person from a group of people. Other than holding a spot what does it matter?

Some real great people, honestly.

HIRING - 5* SWEET SHOP!! · · 2 likes


Use the job points you earn and swap them for cans to use or sell!! Easy Money.

Send me a mail or Apply directly!!

http://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=47037

Hells pit is recruiting · · 4 likes

So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living. He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.

"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.

The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."

Butterfly Effect · · 39 likes

You type pretty OK for a horse. I'll give you that. I have never seen a horse type so many words in a day.


Torn citizens it costs nothing to be respectful to animals.

Butterfly Effect · · 31 likes

Give Monarch some credit. Monarch has NOT failed at everything so far. They are currently putting up a masterclass wall defense of ZGE from The Black Hand.

Epic stuff.

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9b stats - SE dividend giveaway ·

Dex = sex

 

Please post next achievements thread at 10.83 billion total torn city battle stat statistics.

 

Thanks.

100b Defense - You Tried to Hit Me and Failed · · 1 like

Dex = sex though

 

All you can do with that build is protect hornz from fake females.

 

 

Congrats tho for reals. I'll never have that many battle stat statistics to talk about.

THREE stats above 500t SE cap ·

Congrats! Can safely say I'll never get there.

 

 

Removing the level cap should probably be done. Life is the 5th battle stat.

Chat 3.0 is here!! · · 2 likes

Overall seems better. So that's good. Going further back in chat is great.

 

On mobile your icons (settings, chat, notes etc) are too big. Would be nice if I could shrink them down a touch. Or atleast create an option so those of us who want to, can shrink them.

 

Also the message area where you type your message is slightly to small, should be able to adjust that as well.  I would rather see more of what I'm typing, when I'm typing and less of the chat when I'm typing. However, when I'm not typing in chat the single line "type your message here..." is sufficient. If that makes sense.

POPS HELD HOSTAGE !! · · 4 likes

Too many people take torn city dot com waaaaay to seriously.

The State of the Game ·

The part about economics buzzed right over your head.

The State of the Game · · 3 likes

Take the L, don't participate. Wait for the next matchup.

People deserve rewards because they suck?

Boohoo. Take your beating on the chin and move on. It'll either motivate you to get better or you'll quit.

 

With distraction and various debuffs available, no med cooldown, expensive meds, a lot of things become more interesting. Because it costs something.

 

Pay a mega stat guy to join your faction. Create reasons for someone to leave there cushy palace. Maybe after the match is made your allowed to bring in a couple of free agents. Real mercs for hire.

 

I dunno, but torn is like too easy in a lot of respects and caters waaaaay to much to the but but buts. It rewards laziness and losing which is odd.

 

Just my opinion anyways.

The State of the Game ·

Also, want a few wild changes.

 

Get rid of this med cooldown thing.

Jack the price of meds way up.

Make losing a ranked war result in zero rewards.

 

And then I would really look at your economics, but while doing it forget about the megazoids with more money than God. They have it now, but it should be a grind to ever get there again.

 

Everybody in HOF faction family has this view they need to munch SEs at some point. Once upon a time that was a wild thought. Make money hard and people will either quit, or whatever they do will be given more thought and they'll fight like hell for this big rewards.

 

Yeah yeah yeah, pay to win will happen. But who gives a shit what someone wants to do with there RL money. Whales are gonna whale regardless.

The State of the Game · · 3 likes

I haven't read the entirety of this thread.

 

But these types of games are just this simple;

 

The players make it what it is.

 

Staff provides a game with many opportunities, with some basic rules. Players turn it into something. Players make the game great. Players make the game stale.

Shredded Jello Thread Dividends ·

Pretty cool. Congrats dude.

 

(SE giveaway)1y RW trade, 160b+ NW, quitting torn ·

Good luck dude. Give it a break and enjoy some life.

Buying/Selling islands, · · 1 like

This is was quick. Would sell here again.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

I like money. The more the better. Would prefer 7* or better Mining Corp but can be swayed elsewhere for the right amount of money.

 

Manual labor 184,358

Intelligence 148,195

Endurance 239,189

Total 571,742

[B/S] RWCaches,Weapons,Armor&5.5mBB ·

Maybe give this fella a look

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 184,163
  • Intelligence 146,211
  • Endurance 238,001
  • Total 568,375

 

Looking for 7* or better mining Corp.

Also money. I like money. The more the better. I can be swayed to other companies for money.

(B) Elgabri's Trading Post - SE, PI & Cesium, MORE · · 1 like

+1

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 181,433
  • Intelligence 146,117
  • Endurance 236,549
  • Total 564,099

Looking for Mining Corporation

Top 50 Battle Stats · · 2 likes

Congrats.

But i must say dex = sex

Don't forget that.

Baxia's Trading Hub ·

Was quite quick and easy!

DAY FIVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

03:51:17 - 19/12/23 You placed 1x $56,000 bounties on KillahChunli for a cost of $84,000 : Blessings from the DUKE