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So you want to be a lawyer but you don't know your lien from your lie; have no fear, we'll recruit you! We have an excellent package to new recruits including:
$100,000 a day for all recruits. $1,000,000 recruitment bonus. $2,000,000 employee of the week scheme. Employee housing available! $1,000,000 bonus for each person you recruit. Funding available for your LLB! Everyone is hired - no stats check, no background check!