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MrPorter's trading! · · 23 likes

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grave · · 4 likes


no smoking signs probably make smokers crave a cigarette more by seeing a lit one, its like using a nude photo with an X over it to discourage porn addicts 

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Hoping for clarification on Ranked War matching · · 9 likes

Good morning! I am writing to ask for some clarification as to how Ranked War matching actually works, so that my faction can take steps to improve our situation. If this is an example of the system not working as it should, that would be great to know as well.

The wiki we have already been referred to indicates that matchups are based on rank, members, and stats. We would like to know if this is strictly number of members, or how hidden rank could possibly account for this.

For the past 4 Ranked Wars we have participated in, my faction has come up against brutal competition. 2 of these 4 examples we actually pulled off wins, but it was quite a feat. The other 2 were literally impossible.

Mile High Coalition has approximately 2,296,148,609 total BS. We have fluctuated member numbers during this 4 war period but no one over 150k total stats, and no more or less than 10 members. Of that nearly 2.3 billion, 2.1 come from 3 players. 1 billion+ players = 0 (2 close), 1 million+ players = 3.

Our last 4 opponents:

Blood Sweat & Tears -
5,092,509,800 total BS (approx, rounded down)
1b+ players = 3
1m+ players = 8

Unwanted Family -
6,097,771,859 total BS
1b+ players = 3
1m+ players = 5

The Defiant -
27,406,121,416 total BS (you're tellin' me!)
1b+ players = 10
1m+ players = 27

The Iron Phoenix -
24,594,942,525 total BS
1b+ players = 7
1m+ players = 23



We would just like to know if there is anything we can do to improve this, if that is how the system is meant to work or not. Thank you ahead of time for looking into this for us.

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