nope, i dont borrow money from Duke, It would mean I'd have to pay extra to him. And no again, I dont pay the upkeep because im a little shit that lets my partner do it instead
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nope, i dont borrow money from Duke, It would mean I'd have to pay extra to him. And no again, I dont pay the upkeep because im a little shit that lets my partner do it instead
We provide Xanax, Point Refills, FHCs/Cans, and MONEY for active chainers/hitters
We also have a STRONG PA LEAD that can carry 55nnb+ members in PAs (Lead - 25%, 2nd - 25%, 3rd - 20%, 4th - 15%) -- We've had one PA and it was a Success (I, a 35nnb player, was included in the lineup :P)
Depending on caches and your stats/activity during war, we will pay 700k to 2m for each hit and regularly give bonuses when we win or when a member shows significant contribution (top 3 or 5 in chains).
Based on our pay structure, here's what members usually get:
Semi-Active members usually get paid around 40 to 60mil per war, Active members get paid 70 to 100mil, and Very Active High Stat members have been paid an upwards of 200mil before. With a lot of numbers in between.
We are a small faction, so there will always be an opportunity for members to make hits (unlike some big factions that fight fast, leaving the lower stat members behind and in the hospital). We are in need of chainers especially (active members) and can negotiate payment if it's too low.
JOIN US TO MAKE MONEY!
We also have a STRONG PA LEAD that can carry 55nnb+ members in PAs (Lead - 25%, 2nd - 25%, 3rd - 20%, 4th - 15%) -- We've had one PA and it was a Success (I, a 35nnb player, was included in the lineup :P)
Depending on caches and your stats/activity during war, we will pay 700k to 2m for each hit and regularly give bonuses when we win or when a member shows significant contribution (top 3 or 5 in chains).
Based on our pay structure, here's what members usually get:
Semi-Active members usually get paid around 40 to 60mil per war, Active members get paid 70 to 100mil, and Very Active High Stat members have been paid an upwards of 200mil before. With a lot of numbers in between.
We are a small faction, so there will always be an opportunity for members to make hits (unlike some big factions that fight fast, leaving the lower stat members behind and in the hospital). We are in need of chainers especially (active members) and can negotiate payment if it's too low.
JOIN US TO MAKE MONEY!
Hello everyone, I've had somewhat success in the bookie in recent weeks, so here is me putting out my bets and trying not to lose it all :P I am currently on a journey to flipping my lifetime P/L from -2.9bil to hopefully break even soon. Here are my stats for the last week (20 Oct - 27 Oct):
Join me in betting responsibly (kinda)
TODAY'S BETS (31/10/2025)
no bets for a while, celebrating my birthday and studying for exams! be back in 2 weeks :3
RUNNING P/L: -17mil
So i was on blackjack doing the usual stuff aka gambling all my money away. That day,(or rather, yesterday) i somehow got lucky and managed to earn 2m in total, exact. After that, I went to the points market so i could try and use my money and invest in points. That was when i realised my money value had decreased. It had changed from 2,000,000 to about 1,39#,###. (I used # to represent a number which i did not remember) So.. i lost 700k. Sound like fun to me :P Anyways, after that, i went to play blackjack again and lost my remaining money there. (The lost of the 1.39m was my fault, but i just wanted to give a bit more info incase.)
not caring about the drama, but beimoh's tips hold up very well! 100% recommend hiring him as a consultant; am up a very good amount now after just a few days of following his tips :) and frankly he's been nothing but polite and accommodating to me (as a client, not sure about others).
i'd say give him a shot if you're wanting to make money!
i'd say give him a shot if you're wanting to make money!
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not super confident about these bets, feel free to skip
TODAY'S BETS
You placed a $30,000,000 (x1.80) bet in the Bookie on Sydney Kings (2-Way Full event) bet on Brisbane Bullets v Sydney Kings (Basketball)
13:52:56 - 31/10/25
You placed a $35,000,000 (x1.72) bet in the Bookie on Memphis Grizzlies (2-Way Full event) bet on Memphis Grizzlies v LA Lakers (Basketball)
13:52:40 - 31/10/25
You placed a $35,000,000 (x1.50) bet in the Bookie on Denver Nuggets (2-Way Full event) bet on Portland Trail Blazers v Denver Nuggets (Basketball)
Today's P/L: -46mil
had a good run yesterday. let's get back on track!
too little good games for basketball, had to look into football too.. but high variance. would not bet too much
TODAY'S BETS
You placed a $35,000,000 (x1.58) bet in the Bookie on Jagiellonia Bialystok (3-Way Ordinary time) bet on Miedz Legnica v Jagiellonia Bialystok (Football)
01:07:32 - 30/10/25
You placed a $45,000,000 (x1.48) bet in the Bookie on Real Madrid (2-Way Full event) bet on Real Madrid v Fenerbahce (Basketball)
01:06:55 - 30/10/25
You placed a $40,000,000 (x1.44) bet in the Bookie on Brisbane Bullets (2-Way Full event) bet on Brisbane Bullets v Cairns Taipans (Basketball)
another green day
Today's P/L: +59mil
TODAY'S BETS
08:22:44 - 29/10/25
You placed a $50,000,000 (x1.57) bet in the Bookie on Talk N Text (2-Way Full event) bet on Meralco Bolts v Talk N Text (Basketball)
08:22:01 - 29/10/25
You placed a $45,000,000 (x1.60) bet in the Bookie on Buducnost (2-Way Full event) bet on Lietkabelis v Buducnost (Basketball)
08:20:14 - 29/10/25
You placed a $40,000,000 (x1.42) bet in the Bookie on Besiktas (2-Way Full event) bet on Besiktas v Bourg-en-Bresse (Basketball)
Today's P/L: +72mil
i look at the available matches first, then look through a few different sites to find if there's anything that catches my eye, i guess? to be honest i dont look at the player lineup or anything like that, just from their pure stats, i.e. H2H or their current "physique" in each team's recent/previous games. then i kind of rank them on how confident i am + the odds. the main thing for me is i just try to stick to odds higher than 1.5x or 1.4x if there aren't that many good matches. hope this helps
TODAY'S BETS
You placed a $40,000,000 (x1.44) bet in the Bookie on Alba Berlin (2-Way Full event) bet on Alba Berlin v Nymburk (Basketball)
13:44:35 - 28/10/25
You placed a $60,000,000 (x1.65) bet in the Bookie on Real Madrid (-2.5) (Asian Handicap 2.5 Full event) bet on FC Bayern Munchen v Real Madrid (Basketball)
13:43:38 - 28/10/25
You placed a $60,000,000 (x1.61) bet in the Bookie on Paris Basketball (2-Way Full event) bet on Paris Basketball v Anadolu Efes (Basketball)
13:14:04 - 28/10/25
You placed a $45,000,000 (x1.40) bet in the Bookie on Miami Heat (2-Way Full event) bet on Miami Heat v Charlotte Hornets (Basketball)
13:12:42 - 28/10/25
You placed a $65,000,000 (x1.60) bet in the Bookie on KK Crvena Zvezda (-6.5) (Asian Handicap 6.5 Full event) bet on KK Crvena Zvezda v ASVEL Lyon-Villeurbanne (Basketball)
13:11:55 - 28/10/25
You placed a $70,000,000 (x1.57) bet in the Bookie on La Laguna Tenerife (2-Way Full event) bet on Tofas v La Laguna Tenerife (Basketball)
Today's P/L: -5mil
TODAY'S BETS
You placed a $35,000,000 (x1.72) bet in the Bookie on New Orleans Pelicans (2-Way Full event) bet on New Orleans Pelicans v Boston Celtics (Basketball)
02:44:44 - 27/10/25
You placed a $35,000,000 (x1.53) bet in the Bookie on Orlando Magic (2-Way Full event) bet on Philadelphia 76ers v Orlando Magic (Basketball)
02:43:03 - 27/10/25
You placed a $35,000,000 (x1.66) bet in the Bookie on Cleveland Cavaliers (2-Way Full event) bet on Detroit Pistons v Cleveland Cavaliers (Basketball)
02:42:29 - 27/10/25
You placed a $40,000,000 (x1.80) bet in the Bookie on Phoenix Suns (2-Way Full event) bet on Utah Jazz v Phoenix Suns (Basketball)
02:41:17 - 27/10/25
You placed a $30,000,000 (x1.90) bet in the Bookie on Golden State Warriors (-8) (Asian Handicap 8 Full event) bet on Golden State Warriors v Memphis Grizzlies (Basketball)
02:39:36 - 27/10/25
You placed a $55,000,000 (x1.80) bet in the Bookie on Minas Tenis Clube (-5.5) (Asian Handicap 5.5 Full event) bet on Pato Basquete v Minas Tenis Clube (Basketball)
02:39:06 - 27/10/25
You placed a $55,000,000 (x1.79) bet in the Bookie on Hapoel Holon (-8) (Asian Handicap 8 Full event) bet on Hapoel Holon v Elitzur Netanya (Basketball)
02:38:45 - 27/10/25
Today's P/L: -71mil
TODAY'S BETS
14:49:30 - 26/10/25 You placed a $50,000,000 (x1.66) bet in the Bookie on Swans Gmunden (2-Way Full event) bet on Swans Gmunden v Oberwart Gunners (Basketball)
14:48:10 - 26/10/25
You placed a $20,000,000 (x1.88) bet in the Bookie on FC Bayern Munchen (-4.5) (Asian Handicap 4.5 Full event) bet on Alba Berlin v FC Bayern Munchen (Basketball)
14:48:03 - 26/10/25
You placed a $50,000,000 (x1.53) bet in the Bookie on FC Bayern Munchen (2-Way Full event) bet on Alba Berlin v FC Bayern Munchen (Basketball)
14:45:59 - 26/10/25
You placed a $70,000,000 (x1.53) bet in the Bookie on Virtus Bologna (-7.5) (Asian Handicap 7.5 Full event) bet on Virtus Bologna v Dinamo Sassari (Basketball)
14:45:09 - 26/10/25 You placed a $70,000,000 (x1.72) bet in the Bookie on Real Madrid (-12.5) (Asian Handicap 12.5 Full event) bet on Real Madrid v Manresa (Basketball)
Holy shit, this was a horrible day. Real Madrid won by 12 points so we missed our bet by 0.5.. The other two were upsets..
Today's P/L: -153mil
OTHER BETS (that i did not make due to lower odds):
Paris Basketball @ Chalon/Saône (LNB Pro A) - Paris to WIN
TODAY'S BETS
You placed a $45,000,000 (x1.70) bet in the Bookie on Levanga Hokkaido (2-Way Full event) bet on Levanga Hokkaido v Sendai 89ers (Basketball)
19:32:58 - 25/10/25
You placed a $55,000,000 (x1.90) bet in the Bookie on Melbourne United (-5.5) (Asian Handicap 5.5 Full event) bet on Melbourne United v Adelaide 36ers (Basketball)
19:32:32 - 25/10/25
You placed a $55,000,000 (x1.85) bet in the Bookie on Ryukyu Golden Kings (2-Way Full event) bet on Ryukyu Golden Kings v Gunma Crane Thunders (Basketball)
19:31:22 - 25/10/25
You placed a $65,000,000 (x1.80) bet in the Bookie on Chiba Jets (-9.5) (Asian Handicap 9.5 Full event) bet on Chiba Jets v Sun Rockers Shibuya (Basketball)
19:30:54 - 25/10/25
You placed a $55,000,000 (x1.84) bet in the Bookie on Philadelphia 76ers (-4.5) (Asian Handicap 4.5 Full event) bet on Philadelphia 76ers v Charlotte Hornets (Basketball)
19:29:58 - 25/10/25
You placed a $70,000,000 (x1.95) bet in the Bookie on Denver Nuggets (-13.5) (Asian Handicap 13.5 Full event) bet on Denver Nuggets v Phoenix Suns (Basketball)
19:29:25 - 25/10/25 You placed a $70,000,000 (x1.79) bet in the Bookie on Oklahoma City Thunder (-6.5) (Asian Handicap 6.5 Full event) bet on Atlanta Hawks v Oklahoma City Thunder (Basketball)
Today's P/L: +142mil
Hello everyone, I've had somewhat success in the bookie in recent weeks, so here is me putting out my bets and trying not to lose it all :P I am currently on a journey to flipping my lifetime P/L from -2.9bil to hopefully break even soon. Here are my stats for the last week (20 Oct - 27 Oct):
Join me in betting responsibly (kinda)
TODAY'S BETS (31/10/2025)
no bets for a while, celebrating my birthday and studying for exams! be back in 2 weeks :3
RUNNING P/L: -17mil
17:51:03 - 15/07/25 You used 250 / 634 job points on Logistics Report providing Wickedly Dark Delights with a 7 day productivity boost
Current stock: 1
Check back again!
Payment in advance pl0x..
all i heard was buy up all the points below 45k so i'll be rich when the point value recovers, right? .. right?
let me iiiiin
funny and educational! hope to see more of this. i like browsing the forums when im bored and this was a nice refreshing post from the usual shitposting lol
you have come a long way! hope you continue your streak. young and hyper active players on torn r always nice to see as a player thats been here over a decade lol
the exact thing just happened to me and I immediately came on the forums LOL... it also said "Out of Order" in bold/as the item won before it spun around again and landed on casino tickets
edit: thank you to all the factions (big and small) that have reached out to me.
ive gotten a few offers from rather big factions (surprisingly). am taking my time with sorting through all the options and choosing the best one for me currently. will likely be joining one in the next three days.
will no longer be accepting invites and offers
as i believe ive gotten enough to roughly know the kind of faction that i will be happy in
appreciate it and have a good day!
ive gotten a few offers from rather big factions (surprisingly). am taking my time with sorting through all the options and choosing the best one for me currently. will likely be joining one in the next three days.
will no longer be accepting invites and offers
as i believe ive gotten enough to roughly know the kind of faction that i will be happy in
appreciate it and have a good day!
- Manual labor 76,758
- Intelligence 104,446
- Endurance 151,056
- Total 332,260
IDC about specials unless it makes me money passively (i.e. logi reports, oil rig 50% extra bank, etc.)
send offers. will respond if interested
love this guy. trade with him
59k+ bronze fac
all armories except temps, booster and dirty lab
chain 250
capacity 20 members
2 active members
territory 2
UPDATE: SOLD!
sold for 850m :)
02:51:32 - 01/03/24 You were sent $1 from someone with the message: Your faction is empty and worth between 295.5M - 375M
i appreciate everyone that believed in me <3
all armories except temps, booster and dirty lab
chain 250
capacity 20 members
2 active members
territory 2
UPDATE: SOLD!
sold for 850m :)
02:51:32 - 01/03/24 You were sent $1 from someone with the message: Your faction is empty and worth between 295.5M - 375M
i appreciate everyone that believed in me <3