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There's something punny going on here! · · 4 likes


Lab closed: Gone fission

What does your name mean? · · 3 likes


Well, one of my favorite movies is The Matrix, so that's how my name came about, I guess...

Corrupt - A - Wish · · 2 likes


Your wish has been granted. However, everyone has now disappeared. Everyone has something they are cynical about. Even you are gone forever.

I wish to have a house with a loving, handsome husband. (I'd like to see what you guys do with this, since it's such a common and kind of depressing wish)

Say Something About the Person Above You! · · 2 likes


Can't resist a good belly rub.

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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

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What would you do to the person on top of you!? ·


Sigh and shake my head, thinking about how noisy the neighborhood has gotten lately.

True or False Game ·


False... but my father is one.

The next person can't resist chocolate.

What would you do to the person on top of you!? ·


Hand them a beer and pat them on the back, then get them a taxi ride home.

What would you do to the person on top of you!? ·


Make him lick a frozen metal pole so he gets his tongue stuck...

True or False Game ·


False.

The next person can understand at least 2 different languages.

Corrupt - A - Wish · · 1 like


Your wish has been granted! However, you don't have enough room in your wallet for all these pennies... You carry them all in a big canvas bag. Getting back to your car a kid notices you and thinks you are a thief, so he calls the police. You get arrested because no one seems to understand you just happened to find a ton of pennies.

I wish I had a jetpack.

What would you do to the person on top of you!? ·


Raise an eyebrow like Mr. Spock does and say, "Jim, you are acting in a manner most illogical."

A Few Desktop Backgrounds ·


I really like these. Something about them makes me very calm yet also alert at the same time.

Ultimate goal ·


I just want to reach a decent level... at least level 50 if I ever leave this place for good....

I also want to get a private island and a spouse.

Until Dawn ·


I don't believe it will be released on the Xbox One, unfortunately.

What would you do to the person on top of you!? ·


Yup, can't resist the low five....

Corrupt - A - Wish · · 2 likes


Your wish has been granted. However, everyone has now disappeared. Everyone has something they are cynical about. Even you are gone forever.

I wish to have a house with a loving, handsome husband. (I'd like to see what you guys do with this, since it's such a common and kind of depressing wish)

Forza Motorsport 6? · · 1 like


Alright, thanks for the recommendation.

Forza Motorsport 6? ·


Is anybody else pumped like I am for this game to come out?

Make a sentence from letters ·


Great Rabbits Ate Nanny Owl's Last Apple.

DESIRE

What would you do to the person on top of you!? ·


I would mail him a confetti bomb... completely harmless, but very festive!

Number game ! ·


195

Adding and Dropping Words ·


tom cat

Adding and Dropping Words ·


Donkey years

What is your favorite manga/anime? ·


Mine would be either Another or Black Jack.