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Testing: Keg of Beer · · 27 likes


Keg of Beer: http://www.torn.com/imarket.php#/p=shop&step=shop&type=&searchname=Keg+of+Beer

So why am I testing this? Well first, for the lulz. No, really, I can't stand seeing a keg of beer sitting in my display case without being able to enjoy a cold brew. Second, I wanted to know the effects. Third, and most importantly, I like beer. Here are a few factors that might affect the performance (I think):

NNB: 35
Total NB: 61 (35 NNB + 6 Merit + 5 Faction + 15 Pub)
Current Booster Cooldown (Thu 21:19:16 - 06/10/16) is 06:03:10.
Job: 10* Pub (Lightweight : 50% bottle of alcohol boost)
Book: The Book : Get Drunk And Lose Dignity EFFECT: Effect: Doubles alcohol effects for 31 days.

I will be editing this post once I have an update. Additionally, I will be using the book once I feel that the effects have been pretty consistent. Ok here we go!

RESULTS SO FAR:

-Glass of Beer seems to provide between 2-4 nerve per use for someone in a 10* pub.
-I'm going to assume this translates to a 1-2 nerve gain per use for a non-pub employee.
-Glass of Beer is Untradable!
-Keg of Beer IS TRADABLE even after using it 20 times!
-One Keg yielded approximately 50x "Glass of Beer" before it was used up completely and dissapeared.
-The result for 50 uses is that the keg is worth around $13.5m for a 7* Pub employee (no Book).
-The result for 50 uses is that the keg is worth around $2.8m for a normal player (no pub, no book).

USE #1 - Thu 21:33:56 - 06/10/16
BEFORE:
Booster Cooldown: 05:49:59
Nerve: 6/61

AFTER:
Message: You open the tap on the keg and pour yourself a glass of beer.
Booster Cooldown: 05:49:32
Nerve: 6/61

RESULT: Keg made a created a Glass of Beer (item #816) Thanks Mauk [1494436]

BEFORE:
Booster Cooldown: Your booster cooldown is currently at 05:15:28.
Nerve: 13/61

AFTER:
USED: The Glass of Beer is an Alcohol Item.
Only savages drink beer straight out of the bottle. This glass of beer is obtained fresh from the keg, and provides the same level of drunken joy as you'd get from a regular bottle of suds.

Booster Cooldown: 06:14:00 (+1HR CD)
Nerve: 15/61
Message: You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 2 nerve. You now have 15/61 nerve and a cooldown of 06:14:08.

From now on, I'm going to put the result of 1 use of Keg, # Glass of Beer it yields and the increase of NB per Beer:

Use #2 Thu 22:11:58 - 06/10/16
RESULT: 1 Glass of Beer
DRANK: 1 Glass of Beer
NB Before: 16
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 3 nerve. You now have 19/61 nerve and a cooldown of 07:09:14.

Use #3 Thu 22:16:54 - 06/10/16
RESULT: 1 Glass of Beer
DRANK: 1 Glass of Beer
NB Before: 20
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 2 nerve. You now have 22/61 nerve and a cooldown of 08:05:25.

Use #4 Thu 22:18:22 - 06/10/16
RESULT: 1 Glass of Beer
DRANK: 1 Glass of Beer
NB Before: 22
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 4 nerve. You now have 26/61 nerve and a cooldown of 09:03:53.

Use #5 Thu 22:20:21 - 06/10/16
RESULT: 1 Glass of Beer
DRANK: 1 Glass of Beer
NB Before: 27
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 4 nerve. You now have 31/61 nerve and a cooldown of 10:01:56.

Use #6 Thu 22:22:13 - 06/10/16
RESULT: 1 Glass of Beer
DRANK: 1 Glass of Beer
NB Before: 21
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 4 nerve. You now have 35/61 nerve and a cooldown of 11:00:13.

Use #7 Thu 22:26:08 - 06/10/16
RESULT: 1 Glass of Beer
DRANK: 1 Glass of Beer
NB Before: 36
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 2 nerve. You now have 38/61 nerve and a cooldown of 11:56:04.

Use #8 Thu 22:27:19 - 06/10/16
RESULT: 1 Glass of Beer
DRANK: 1 Glass of Beer
NB Before: 38
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 3 nerve. You now have 41/61 nerve and a cooldown of 12:54:36.

Use #9 Thu 22:28:57 - 06/10/16
RESULT: 1 Glass of Beer
DRANK: 1 Glass of Beer
NB Before: 41
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 3 nerve. You now have 44/61 nerve and a cooldown of 13:53:23.

Use #10 Thu 22:30:18 - 06/10/16
RESULT: 1 Glass of Beer
DRANK: 1 Glass of Beer
NB Before: 45
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 2 nerve. You now have 47/61 nerve and a cooldown of 14:51:50.

NOTE: To make these logs shorter, if I get more than 1 beer at a time, I will annotate it below.

Use #11 Thu 22:31:35 - 06/10/16
NB Before: 47
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 3 nerve. You now have 50/61 nerve and a cooldown of 15:50:45.

Use #12 Thu 22:33:33 - 06/10/16
NB Before: 50
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 2 nerve. You now have 52/61 nerve and a cooldown of 16:48:56.

Use #13 Thu 22:37:04 - 06/10/16
NB Before: 53
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 3 nerve. You now have 56/61 nerve and a cooldown of 17:45:19.

DID 5 ARSON WAREHOUSE: 4/5 Green, 1/5 Blue. Why Arson Warehouse? Some men just want to watch the world burn.

NB: 2/61 Thu 22:40:03 - 06/10/16

Use #14 Thu 22:44:48 - 06/10/16
NB Before: 3
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 3 nerve. You now have 6/61 nerve and a cooldown of 18:36:26.

EVENT: Evil Ducks Candy Corp invited you to test a selection of new candy bars, increasing your happiness. 2016/10/0610:49:17 PM Related? Probably not. I like candy! Lets continue!! :P

Use #15 Thu 22:44:48 - 06/10/16
NB Before: 3
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 3 nerve. You now have 6/61 nerve and a cooldown of 18:36:26.

Use #16 Thu 22:54:20 - 06/10/16
NB Before: 7
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 4 nerve. You now have 11/61 nerve and a cooldown of 19:27:45.

Use #17 Thu 22:56:58 - 06/10/16
NB Before: 12
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 2 nerve. You now have 14/61 nerve and a cooldown of 20:25:16.

Use #18 Thu 22:58:02 - 06/10/16
NB Before: 12
You drink the Glass of Beer, feeling more courageous. You gain 4 nerve. You now have 18/61 nerve and a cooldown of 21:24:15.

Ok, new strategy gents! I'm going to use the Keg until it disappears....and record the # of glasses of Beer I get!
Thu 23:24:42
KEG IS EMPTY!

You open the tap on the keg but only a small drip appears. It must be empty!
-In my inventory I have "Glass of Beer x29."
-Approximately yielded 50 beers!

CALCULATING WORTH OF KEG BASED ON 7* PUB:
The average gain for approximately 20 beers was 2.9444 nerve. When calculating the worth of each nerve gain based on the cost of each type of alcohol (2n = $100, 3n = $250k, 4n = $500k)

The result for 50 uses is that the keg is worth around $13.5m

CALCULATING WORTH OF KEG FOR NORMAL PLAYER (NO PUB, NO BOOK):
The average gain for approximately 20 beers was 1.5444 nerve for every beer used (sample of 20). When calculating the worth of each nerve gain based on the cost of each type of alcohol (1n= $700, 2n = $100).

The result for 50 uses is that the keg is worth around $2.8m

The result of using "Glass of Beer x29" with "Book : Get Drunk And Lose Dignity" Effect: Doubles alcohol effects for 31
days.
is in my 2nd post below.

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