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Alive 1.2 (CLOSED) · · 4 likes


Reply, try drinking clean water and breathing purified air too.

Alive 1.2 (CLOSED) · · 4 likes


All that mistergeJJ once knew of his beloved Torn City was of no use to him now. Once a revered scientist looking for the next big scientific breakthrough, he now wanders amidst the haze, fog, and rubble looking for scraps of food to stay alive. He heard the voices of survivors in the past few days (or was it weeks?), but only mustered the courage now to emerge from his hole. He climbed atop a pile of rubble and could barely see his hand in front of his face in the haze.

"Is there anyone there?"

All he could do was wait for anyone to answer, and for the fog to lift.

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) · · 3 likes


to bold, I highlight and hit ctrl-b...or click on the A at the top right of this text box and format text like that

Alive 1.2 (CLOSED) · · 3 likes

After The_Reputed had so convincingly plead to nearly everyone at camp to attempt diplomacy with the roach, mistergeJJ felt as if he was the only one with any sanity left in this wasteland. He thought it wise to play along for now, and didnot provoke the insect yesterday; butinstead turned to the only ones who would listen to him, who wouldn't talk back with nonsensical notions of taming giant scavenging bugs - his precious, delicious apples. Farming was the only solace that mistergeJJ had now that Torn City had been ravaged. He found peace walking among the farm, even in the drizzle. The rain droplets hushed any rustling or commotion in camp around him, putting the lone farmer in an almost zen-like state. ----and then theroach came. mistergeJJ could do nought but look in horror and anguish as the insect made quick work of thered fruit, swallowing each apple whole not even leaving a core. And then the roach moved on as quickly as it had come to the farm. MistergeJJ was left there, in the drizzle, alone, standing in an ever-growing puddle with raindrops streaming down his face...or were they tears?

"Roach loving ideas - begone with them! I'll take matters into my own hands!! Reputed - good to see you've turned back on your notion of domesticating this pest. And thank you for replacing at least some of the apples..."

Eat Rat.
Eat Apple.
Pick Apple.
Eat Apple.
Break 5 Bricks with Pickaxe.
Craft Sharp Stone.
Take Stick Torch from Community Warehouse.
Attack Giant Roach with Sharp Stone.
AttackGiant Roach with Metal Knife.
Savagely ram Stick Torch into Giant Roach's Eye without regard for own life.

Alive 1.2 (CLOSED) · · 3 likes


"Wait a minute wait a minute. Are you guys even listening to yourselves? Domesticating a roach? Raising a roach farm?? This sounds like insanity. If it is indeed a pregnant female, it may give birth to dozens of roaches with one egg sac. They would easily outnumber us. Roaches are scavengers by nature. Do we really want this at our camp? ...they will EAT us!"

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ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) · · 3 likes


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ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) ·

mistergeJJ [1795754] [A Mod] - [Lvl 2] - (Days survived=18) - Farmer - [Classes unlocked = 2,7] [(3)Hunger = 63/115] - [KP = 5] - [coins = 0] - [Pick Apple (5)] - [Head] [Chest] [Legs] [Accessory] - [Armour = 0%] - [Rad-armour = 20%] [(x0)Handgun(3),Metal Knife(1),Knife(1)] [Bunker-3] -[Axe(1),Pickaxe(1),Knife(1)] [Bag Item]

Attack Giant Roach with Metal Knife (5 damage).
Attack Giant Roach with Knife (3 damage).
Attack Giant Roach with Knife (3 damage).
Place Knife(0) in Warehouse.
Pick and Sell Apple (x5) (+10 gold).
Buy 2 Bullets.
Shoot Giant Roach with Handgun (3 damage).
Shoot Giant Roach with Handgun (3 damage).
Buy and Drink Bottle of Dirty Water (x3) (+3).
Break 5 Bricks with Pickaxe.
Craft Sharp Stone (-2).
Attack Giant Roach with Sharp Stone (2 damage).
Place Knife(0) in Warehouse.
Chop 2 Wood with Axe.
Craft Knife.
Attack Giant Roach with Knife (3 damage).


mistergeJJ [1795754] [A Mod] - [Lvl 2] - (Days survived=18) - Farmer - [Classes unlocked = 2,7] [(3)Hunger = 64/115] - [KP = 5] - [coins = 0] - [Pick Apple (0)] - [Head] [Chest] [Legs] [Accessory] - [Armour = 0%] - [Rad-armour = 20%] [(x0)Handgun(1),Metal Knife(0),Knife(0)] [Bunker-3] -[Axe(0),Pickaxe(0),Wood(x1)] [Bag Item]

Tempest - you can just take a knife from the warehouse if you want, actually.

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) ·


Tempest - the first action I took was to buy a Pickaxe.

You can do whatever you want really though.

I'll sell you a Knife instead if you want.

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) · · 1 like

S2K failed to scavenge (81).
S2K failed to hunt with Metal Knife (66).
S2K caught a Trout (31).
S2K caught a Purple Murk (79).
S2K failed to hunt with Knife (63).

I didn't do the boomerang hunts.

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) ·


S2K hunted and skinned a Rat (26).

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) ·

AceArtemis failed to scavenge (80).

Not sure about BG Knife.

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) ·


jdawg caught a Trout with Metal Rod (70,41).
jdawg caught a Guppy with Metal Rod (18,13).
jdawg caught a Purple Murk with Spear (50,91).
jdawg caught a Guppy with Spear (41,18).

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) ·

jdawg failed to hunt Rat (61).
jdawg hunted a Rat (17).
jdawg hunted a Rat (27).
jdawg failed to hunt Rat (91).

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) ·

AceArtemis caught a Trout (49).
AceArtemis caught a Trout (27).

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) ·

mistergeJJ [1795754] [A Mod] - [Lvl 2] - (Days survived=18) - Farmer - [Classes unlocked = 2,7] [(3)Hunger = 58/115] - [KP = 5] - [coins = 55] - [Pick Apple (5)] - [Head] [Chest] [Legs] [Accessory] - [Armour = 0%] - [Rad-armour = 20%] [(x0)Handgun(3),Metal Knife(1),___] [Bunker-3] -[Brick(x5),Pickaxe(1),___] [Bag Item]

Take and Eat One-Eyed Trout from Warehouse (x3) (+18)

Pick and sell Apple (x5) (+10 coins).
Buy 3 Bullets.
Attack Giant Roach with Handgun (3 damage).
Attack Giant Roach with Handgun (3 damage).
Attack Giant Roach with Handgun (3 damage).
Break 5 Bricks with Pickaxe.
Craft Sharp Stone (-2).
Attack Giant Roach with Sharp Stone (2 damage).
Attack Giant Roach with Metal Knife (5 damage).
Buy Axe (-50 coin).
Place Brick (x5) in Warehouse.
Chop 2 Wood with Axe.
Craft Knife.
Attack Giant Roach with Knife (3 damage).
Place Knife(0) in Warehouse.
Take Brick(x5) from Warehouse.
Craft Sharp Stone (-2).
Attack Giant Roach with Sharp Stone (2 damage).
Craft Knife.
Attack Giant Roach with Knife (3 damage).
Take Knife(0) from Warehouse.




mistergeJJ [1795754] [A Mod] - [Lvl 2] - (Days survived=18) - Farmer - [Classes unlocked = 2,7] [(0)Hunger = 72/115] - [KP = 5] - [coins = 0] - [Pick Apple (0)] - [Head] [Chest] [Legs] [Accessory] - [Armour = 0%] - [Rad-armour = 20%] [(x0)Handgun(0),Metal Knife(0),Knife(0)] [Bunker-3] -[Knife(0),Pickaxe(0),Axe(0)] [Bag Item]

No idea how to calculate actual damage with the armor and absorption......I hope we get to split loot somehow, even though Ace is doing most of the damage lol.

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) ·

jdawg failed to scavenge (97).
jdawg failed to hunt rat (85).

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) ·


Dang roach....so if I try to attack it now with metal knife, it will do 0 dmg? No sense in buying more bullets either really...

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) · · 1 like


so I've kinda given up on Torn...the only reason I log in now is to play Alive lol

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) · · 2 likes


S2K scavenged a Chocolate Bar (22,67).
S2K caught a Trout (50).
S2K caught a Trout (26).

And sorry, I'm not quite sure how boomerangs work.

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) · · 1 like

jdawg011 failed to scavenge (84).

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) · · 1 like


Farm : 24 apples

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) ·

mistergeJJ [1795754] [A Mod] - [Lvl 2] - (Days survived=17) - Farmer - [Classes unlocked = 2,7] [(3)Hunger = 48/115] - [KP = 5] - [coins = 55] - [Pick Apple (5)] - [Head] [Chest] [Legs] - [Armour = 0%] - [Rad-armour = 20%] [___,___,___] [Bunker-3] -[Metal Knife(1),Pickaxe(1),Handgun(3)] [Bag Item]

Pick Apple.
Pick Apple.
Buy Bottle of Apple Juice.
Drink Bottle of Apple Juice (+5).
Pick Apple.
Pick Apple.
Buy Bottle of Apple Juice.
Drink Bottle of Apple Juice (+5).
Pick Apple.
Eat Apple (+3).
Take Air Filter from Warehouse.
Use Air Filter.
Use Purified Air (+2).
Place Air Filter in Warehouse.
Break 5 Bricks with Pickaxe.
Hunt Rat with Metal Knife (50%).

mistergeJJ [1795754] [A Mod] - [Lvl 2] - (Days survived=17) - Farmer - [Classes unlocked = 2,7] [(3)Hunger = 63/115] - [KP = 5] - [coins = 55] - [Pick Apple (0)] - [Head] [Chest] [Legs] - [Armour = 0%] - [Rad-armour = 20%] [Metal Knife(0),___,___] [Bunker-3] -[Brick(x5),Pickaxe(0),Handgun(3)] [Bag Item]

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) · · 2 likes

AceArtemis failed to Hunt with Knife (80).
AceArtemis failed to Hunt with Knife (73).
AceArtemis hunted a Rat with Knife (1).
AceArtemis failed to Hunt with Metal Knife (98).
AceArtemis caught a Trout with Harpoon (11).
AceArtemis caught a Purple Murk with Harpoon (78).
AceArtemis scavenged Brick(x1) (3, doesn't matter).

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) ·

Ace hunted a Rat (43).


So does a new day start today?

ALIVE 1.3 (Open! Join now!!!!) · · 1 like

Move to (C6,B2) (Boots).
Break 5 Bricks with Pickaxe.
Place Boots in Community Warehouse.
Pick 2 Apples.
Buy Apple Juice.
Drink Apple Juice.
Pick 2 Apples.
Buy Apple Juice.
Drink Apple Juice.
Pick Apple.
Eat Apple.
Take Air Filter from Warehouse.
Use Air Filter.
Use Purified Air.
Place Air Filter in Warehouse.
Take Air Filter from Warehouse.
Use Air Filter.
Use Purified Air.
Place Air Filter in Warehouse.

Hunt with Metal Knife (50%).
Offer trade to jdawg - my 10 Bricks for his 7 coins.

Farm: 19 apples

mistergeJJ [1795754] [A Mod]
- [Lvl 2] - (Days survived=16) - Farmer - [Classes unlocked = 2,7] [(0)Hunger = 53/115] - [KP = 5] - [coins = 48] - [Pick Apple (0)] - [Head] [Chest] [Legs] - [Armour = 0%] - [Rad-armour = 20%] [___,Brick(x10),___] [Bunker-3] -[Metal Knife(1),Pickaxe(0),Handgun(3)] [Bag Item]

Warehouse - [Boots,Felix's Journal,Boots,Chest-Rock,Stick Torch,One-eyed Trout,___,Air Filter(0),___,One-eyed Trout,One-eyed Trout,One-eyed Trout,One-eyed Trout,Air Filter(0),___]

jdawg - hopefully you are still offering that brick for gold trade when this game last left off.

and somebody roll my metal knife hunt! :)