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Darkest (Torn Appropriate) Jokes Contest · · 6 likes

You can’t say that Hitler was bad through and through. He did kill Hitler, after all.
why did he do it? I suppose he got the gass bills.

Official Halloween poem competition · · 3 likes


The night of dead , the feast of cries
the party of dead in front of your eyes
they scream, they weep, they dance, they creep
the city of torn where they all sleep
they wander in churches, they race their car
look like normal people for rest of the hour
some know them as staffs, others by their names
but i know all of their secret games
when the city is silent and the wind is cold
the admins the secs the mods and the bold
they get into those barred federal jail
let me tell you this secret tail
there they all dance and party all night
some might find it fun others might freeze in fright
the vampires the ghouls, the witches alive
they are the ones together they strive
so if it's midnight and a staff calls
never fall for it for it's all false
to attend a call you might leave your bed
only later to find a creepy horse head
so heed to this warning of mine
if you listen you shall be fine
there are no real people in this virtual city
just a set of actions like the adventures of walter mitty
for everything in this world are just bates
have a happy halloween to all my mates O/

8* Adult Novelties HIRING · · 1 like

Bump

Darkest (Torn Appropriate) Jokes Contest · · 2 likes

“You da bomb!”

“No, you da bomb!”

In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.

XANAX GIVEAWAY status : 100/100 round 1 CLOSED · · 2 likes


5 -  Zziox has the most random name in all! 

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E-Cans, RW Caches and BB @ 6M · · 1 like

solid

Vinerri's First-Ever 100k Chain - 7 Days, 1 Minute · · 4 likes

Congratulations to vinn, one of the best factions I have had the pleasure of knowing. Very well deserved chain!!

Quitting Torn the new META 2025? · · 1 like

When I initially joined the game, I was a young kid in school trying to act big online. I made quite a few friends online, saw the fall of IRC and TS, and the rise of Discord. I have seen the aggressive Global chat where Dawn and Fujiko would bounty people left and right and 100 chain was the max to the current RWs. Honestly, the game has changed quite a bit and I quit or restarted several times as it did not seem fun at that moment, but I have often eventually returned out of boredom, curiosity and some old friendly connections. 

At this point, the game is finally fun because I have decent stats now and it is not a hustle to make money, but I am no longer 15 and real life is catching up pretty quickly. I find myself having less time and torn lower in my priorities. With most of my old friends already gone, I am sure there will come a time soon when real life will completely take over, and it would not make sense just to log in and train to eventually do termed wars due to lack of time, and then I might quit for good.  Please excuse my english, it is not my first language.

(SE giveaway)1y RW trade, 160b+ NW, quitting torn · · 1 like

hey not here for your stuff, but have a fullfilling life mate! 

What sleep deprivation on torncity does to you · · 1 like

All I mean is neither side did especially good, none of you should be posting this, and yes you are a cache farm, except for the rare occasions where you do not get one. 

What sleep deprivation on torncity does to you · · 1 like

that would make sense if you were not hiding in a country for hours on end and just flying normally. Do not try to BS me that you guys were flying normally because I was in it. 

What sleep deprivation on torncity does to you · · 1 like

I get both sides, but really we didn't even do a 10 chain and still had a landslide, that should be embarrassing for sure...

DB Discussion 2.0 · · 7 likes

If Hamma did it again!, you the man mate!

Monarch Declares War on CR · · 5 likes

My My wasn't zombie sure a minute ago that Monarch bombed Monarch? 

Christmouse has sadly passed away :( · · 1 like

Rest in Peace you magnificent little being. 

Best VG Body and EOD Apron, in bazaar, deals a · · 1 like

Bump I guess :p 

TTT - Torn Wide Comp for June! Sign Ups Closed! ·

let's go!

 

8* Adult Novelties HIRING · · 1 like

Bump

DAY TWELVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Merry Christmas to all torners who are alone tonight and of course my wife naerween

Halloween Chain Targets feat. ELIM SLACKERS · · 4 likes

Awww I am sorry you suck and in 50 hours you really made 60% of the hits I make in an RW, Fairylights lol, since you ain't the brightest of the bunch let me tell you, most of us, play this game for fun, and our lives do not revolve around it, and really I have taught 7-year-olds smarter than you but still hey, please place bounties if it makes your little self, feel important and really you are from Nomads, not China, keep your threat to your disposition, not counting on 20 other people. in lol you are a classic case of nobody mate. also thanks for not attacking me, does that make you feel better, lol.

Halloween Chain Targets feat. ELIM SLACKERS ·

Oh and while having a hectic schedule at work too, lol.

Halloween Chain Targets feat. ELIM SLACKERS · · 3 likes

Made about 120 more hits than you, lol Jesus you are a fairy light aren't ya?
well, downvoting = chain target? not sure you can really do much against me mate, also try to lose the anon bountying next time if you are gonna post it on the forum, genius!

Halloween Chain Targets feat. ELIM SLACKERS ·

NA there are only 4 teams in the list, maybe the only once under the direct control of the Monarch mob.

Halloween Chain Targets feat. ELIM SLACKERS ·

Idk joining and not attacking is kinda like voting NOTA, though the list is weirdly unavailable for me, also why are there only 4 teams in the list?

cheese gang eaten ·

Well wouldn't say others were better than us, but it's still a shame! However I believe we enjoyed the event to it's fullest, maybe some of us are a merit short, but we can always get that next time. Thanks for trying your best to get us to victory! CHEEEEESE!