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Ken is a builder that has a a glass eye one day at work Ken trips while pushing a wheelbarrow full of cement and he loses his glass eye in the cement. Ken feeling down because of his eye is just sat there feeling sorry for himself when his workmate steve comes over and asks ;what a matter with you Ken you seem down today are you ok" Ken replies while lifting his eye patch. " look steve I've lost my glass eye I'm meant to be going to the ball tonight I can't with just one eye cam I" Steve then replies "i can fix you up a temporary eye Ken I will just do you a wooden one a promise you it will look really good" Ken then with a overwhelming smile on his face "thanks steve do much you reckon you can definitely make it look good" so steve fixes up Ken a wooden eye to be fair to steve Ken was really pleased with how really his new eye looked so of to the ball that night Ken went in a really confident mood he could meet someone tonight. After about 20 mins at the ball across the room Ken spotted a girl sat on her own she was a typical type Ken would go for so he went bouncing over to the girl and said "would you like a dance with me " the girl was really thrilled to be asked and replied "wooden eye" Ken then replied "f**k of then you spotty butcher"