Cut to the chase. I've upgraded the employee's to fifteen, meaning we need to fill some vacancies. If you have one working stat over the amount listed below, I'll pay you that wage.
150k + - $3m
125k - $2.5m
100k - $2m
75k - $1.5m
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Cut to the chase. I've upgraded the employee's to fifteen, meaning we need to fill some vacancies. If you have one working stat over the amount listed below, I'll pay you that wage.
150k + - $3m
125k - $2.5m
100k - $2m
75k - $1.5m
With regard to the above post... no.
Give me at least 10k in one area...
Hey. I need nine more blokes, or sheila's.
What do I offer? Nothing. We don't do anything. Chain if you want, train, or don't, whatever. Level 1, level 100, active, passive, auto pilot, or pumped up on zingers, I don't care.
But with ten bodies, I can hold a single territory that will make passive respect, even if only a little bit.
I'm playing the long game, and I'm playing it very lazily.
That's my pitch. Jump on board. We don't...do...anything.
What do I offer? Nothing. We don't do anything. Chain if you want, train, or don't, whatever. Level 1, level 100, active, passive, auto pilot, or pumped up on zingers, I don't care.
But with ten bodies, I can hold a single territory that will make passive respect, even if only a little bit.
I'm playing the long game, and I'm playing it very lazily.
That's my pitch. Jump on board. We don't...do...anything.
Found work, heading back to Spin The Wheel. :)
Hi, Accounting Ninjas welcomes you.
We're a relaxed faction, not putting many demands other than to be a part of the community. Being a part of the community means doing your bit. When we war, help war. When we fly and train, improve your stats and your value. Don't be a dead weight.
We're just about to open sub branches in reducing flying costs, and continue with the sub branch to increase hunting incomes.
Faction Upgrades
Capacity VIII (up to 50 members)
Territory III (hold 3 territory)
Branch Excursion
Travel Capacity VII (7 additional items)
Hunting III (9% increased income from hunting)
Armouries Unlocked
Weapons
Armour
Temprorary Items
Boosters
Medical
Drugs
Points
I'm happy to offer free meds for members.
I've also got museum access, so I can trade your flowers and plushies for points.
Come find us, pour a cup of coffee, grab a biscuit, and let's grow.
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Quality trader, no mucking about. Top shelf service.
Found work, heading back to Spin The Wheel. :)
- Found an employer.
- thanks for the reach
aroundsouts
-Found-
Still got them, still selling them.
I've got a dozen to sell while the company is at 10*. Message me.
- Manual labor 147,000
- Intelligence 49,527
- Endurance 139,812
- Total 336,339
Sold
Sill for sale, getting less by the day
Sold
Sold
We're not a huge faction. We're not a fighting every week faction. We're not huge on telling you what to do.
But we are trying to grow, and that will mean a chain every now and then, and maybe even pinching a territory.
So if that's your thing, send an application.
Uncle's Beach House - We do somethings some of the time.
But we are trying to grow, and that will mean a chain every now and then, and maybe even pinching a territory.
So if that's your thing, send an application.
Uncle's Beach House - We do somethings some of the time.
I got 10 for sale.
Message me while we're still at 10 stars.
$25m each.
Message me while we're still at 10 stars.
$25m each.
Okay, Uncles Beach House now does stuff.
We aren't full on, but it's good to all get together and do something cool now and then.
Get on board.
We aren't full on, but it's good to all get together and do something cool now and then.
Get on board.
I have seven to sell. Message me.
It's a breeze. We had a chain planned. Three people turned up. We don't do anything!
Hey, are you looking for somewhere to live in Torn, which has some minor perks, but doesn't really ask you to do very much?
Then UBH is the faction for you!
Send an application in, we've got plenty of vacant spots.
Then UBH is the faction for you!
Send an application in, we've got plenty of vacant spots.
Uncles Beach House is looking for new recruits who aren't particularly interested in doing much.
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As before, if you're into not doing anything, come and not do it with us.