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Sounds like an enticing offer, but one I cannot afford. Perhaps someone much wealthier will buy this pub?

I ghost traded with a friend, which means I sent a cash sum through trade, but not to actually trade with them - but actually, keep my money in suspension, so that the trade didn't go through, but acted as a vault of sorts. I sent about 3 million through, and the 4 or 3 hour time limit passed, but the money wasn't sent back to me automatically. 



I have done this many times without fail, up until now. I asked other players if they had encountered the same problem before, and some have claimed to have been affected by this specific problem. I wouldn't have cared so much if I was dealing with a poultry cash sum, but 3 million is a lot of money and I'm kinda pissed if now it means I have lost all my 3 million in cash.



Is there a way to fix this problem? Thanks.

I have this player that I don't like, y'know how it is m8. I want him gutted and nutted to death, so that he'll sleep his hours away in a hospital bed. A million a pop.

I need a right good player who can guarantee a solid death. A minted legend. Bangin' weapons that'll be shoved so far up his arse that he'll be vomitin' bullets 'n all that.

If you're all that and a bag of crisps, message me for more intel on the chap. I'll be waitin'.

How about, should torn have better rules and not allow people on teams to write articles about other teams? Yeah? Both articles written by a dongs member, at at. Not an article from each team, but one. That reeks of incompetence.

I'm gonna buy nothing. I'm not a buyer of bulk items, because I don't have a bazaar yet. Can't see myself being a trader-type of guy anytime soon. Saving my cash for other things. If they made the items cheaper, that would be one thing. I hope to benefit from the stock market, if I get the chance. I'll fly somewhere for sure, but eh.

As always, time and time again - quick and trustworthy!

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Calling yourselves underdogs is a bit much. You're not really underdogs. Sleepyheads are the underdogs.

I'm a big fan of safe, trustable traders who deal in expensive items that are valued in the millions. Appreciated the little extra money I got for the value too.

Will be coming back for more trades.

Good selling prices, good spirit and good response timing.

This competition is like a shitty Tri-Wizard Tournament from Harry Potter. The part where the students discover what they're up against and it makes the threat less threatening because they know what to do and what not to do.

Six... Got one repeat egg before...

I HAVEN'T FOUND ANOTHER EGG YET. AAAAAARGH.

My patience is being tested here. Is there a likelihood of one spawning at a certain time or is it all randomized? Can an egg appear in the same page or what?

I found a green egg just two minutes ago!

I get ya pal, I've only found one and I checked the entire city. I'm smelling bullshit. I think the egg spawn rates vary for different people. You could say some of us will get the shit end of the stick. You might find one tomorrow or a few hours from now. Just when you least expect it, but it's frustrating.

Last year I found 3, which was atleast within a reasonable timespan.

Had a satisfactory transaction with this fine gentlemen of a trader. I would recommend him, if you're looking for a simple, straight-forward trade deal.

I'm gonna buy nothing. I'm not a buyer of bulk items, because I don't have a bazaar yet. Can't see myself being a trader-type of guy anytime soon. Saving my cash for other things. If they made the items cheaper, that would be one thing. I hope to benefit from the stock market, if I get the chance. I'll fly somewhere for sure, but eh.

I was rooting for you guys when you were going toe to toe with Snowflakes and had near enough the same tickets. At least Dongs didn't win. I considered them to be the frat boy team for some reason. Idk, they remind me of douchebags, but anyway...

I will never tire of men pretending to be female on torn. Never! :P

How about, should torn have better rules and not allow people on teams to write articles about other teams? Yeah? Both articles written by a dongs member, at at. Not an article from each team, but one. That reeks of incompetence.

I can't help but feel cynical about our strategy as we approached the last 9 lives. But anyway, nice show we did. Shame we didn't live up to our name.

Except we didn't cheat, dingus. 

It's easy for people to go "it's a competition, deal with it", as if there aren't sleazy, conniving cheaters out there. I mean what's up with all the fedded players now? Articles from active competition players should be disqualified from participating. It reeks of sloppy rule handling.

Impartial commentating should be the standard. Having said that. SugarValves is getting bountied for this and he deserves it.

*Puts on mustaches and glasses disguise*

 

Why yes, fine citizen. I also agree that this competition was fixed. I think a conspiracy is afoul!

Capturerhulkmad is a chedburn-sexual.