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NEW? OLD? WE WANT YOU! · · 8 likes

 

 

New to Torn City? We don’t mind if you are 1 day old or 3,000 days old. The Vanguard of Insignia wants you. Who are we? We are the newest of many subfactions among the vast world of the Insignia, a group that specializes in making torn a more beginner friendly place . Why join us?

At the Vanguard of Insignia, we have:

 

-Free Xanax (Subject to Supply)

 

-A $200,000 bonus for signing into our Discord

 

-Starter Kits for new players (Subject to Supply)

 

-Amazing Giveaways

 

-And of course, a friendly knowledgeable community that won't step on you for not knowing anything.

 

If you have any questions, DM  (JaSoNsLyRiC24), (Old_man) or the leader of the Insignia ,Western.

 

Let’s grow together.

 

The Vanguard of Insignia

Dr Dang's Trading Corner · · 3 likes

Trust the Doctor! 👍

Dr Dang's Trading Corner · · 3 likes

Awesome! I will be back.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Job found. Thanks.



 

9 star PSF -hiring due to horrific workplace accid · · 1 like

The manual said it was the “blue” wire. It cost me a finger and the company a star. 😡 If you are wanting long hou hours and meager wages Red Saber is exactly what you’re looking for. 🤣 All kidding aside, Jock took Red Saber to 10 stars and all he needs to return it to the pinnacle is a reasonably competent employee. 

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[Script] The Brain Portfolio Advisor (Torn PDA and desktop) ·

MrChurch — thank you again for taking the time to dig through The Brain and give such detailed feedback. It was genuinely useful. 👍

The Brain v6.0.0 is now live.

Your review led to a few corrections before release:

• Fixed the old parking-era liquidation logic. The Brain now uses the same authoritative liquidation simulation throughout, including strategic sale limits.

• Corrected the API key permission instructions. The requested permissions now match what The Brain actually uses.

• Reviewed the manually maintained stock-benefit data. You were right that more of this information is available from the Torn API than I had been taking advantage of. I decided not to refactor that system immediately before release, since the existing implementation is working correctly, but it is something I want to revisit.

One thing I intentionally left alone was Deployable Capital. The Brain does not automatically pull the player's cash balance. That field represents how much money the user actually wants The Brain to consider available for investing, which may be very different from their total cash. Keeping it manual also means The Brain doesn't need access to that information.

Thanks again for the review. You caught real issues and helped make 6.0.0 better before it went out. 🙏

[Script] The Brain Portfolio Advisor (Torn PDA and desktop) · · 1 like

Thank you very much. I wish I’d had you test this before I released it. I disabled new downloads and should get this patched up and republished over the weekend. 

[Script] The Brain Portfolio Advisor (Torn PDA and desktop) ·

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[Script] The Brain Portfolio Advisor (Torn PDA and desktop) · · 4 likes

🧠 The Brain Portfolio Advisor is now public!

What started as a project to create a mobile-friendly companion to Cola’s spreadsheet evolved into something much bigger.

One-click installation for TornPDA and desktop users via Greasy Fork. If downloading on Torn PDA it uses the same API key by default. If downloading to PC it needs a limited API key or a custom granting: User-Stocks. Market - Item market - points market, Torn - stocks.

 

The Brain analyzes your entire Torn stock portfolio—not just individual stocks—to determine the mathematically beneficial next investment decision based on your current holdings, available capital, dividends, block benefits, and investment profile.

The Brain doesn’t simply rank stocks by ROI. It builds recommendations around the portfolio you already have, finding the next move that best improves your overall position.

Unlike a simple calculator, The Brain evaluates investment trade-offs. It effectively asks:

“What happens if I keep this block? What if I sell that one? What if I reinvest here instead?”

before making a recommendation, and it explains why it reached that conclusion.

📥 Install

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/588859-the-brain-portfolio-advisor

💻 Source Code

https://github.com/hawkmanw/The-Brain

Feedback, bug reports, feature ideas, and questions are all welcome.

URT Summer 26 main tournament · · 3 likes

Link to URT Summer '26 Final: https://www.torn.com/page.php?sid=racing&tab=log&raceID=20081448 Good luck racers. Keep the top side up.

URT Summer Rally 2026: Qualification Thread · · 1 like

URTCT18

 

Keep it tire side down. 🏎️

URT Summer Rally 2026: Qualification Thread ·

URTW51

 

Good Luck.

URT Summer Rally 2026: Qualification Thread ·

URTW18

 

 

URT Summer Rally 2026: Qualification Thread ·

URT Summer Rally 2026 - Steward Callout! ·

Yahoo! 😃🤩

Yes and yes 

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[TTT] The 4th Torn Tenacity Trial are Closed, hope everyone had fun :) ·

Sign me up please. 

(S) 2550 HAPPY ISLANDS · · 1 like

I was on the fence about buying one for faction members. You just pushed me to the “yes, take one for the team” side.

URT Summer 2025 - Steward Callout ·

Times Available in TCT: 1400-0600

Available for main tournament: Yes 

Available for prize races: Yes 

Cheapest Discounted Properties & Upgrades ·

I’m a repeat customer. Transaction completed so fast a rental wasn’t needed for the upgrade. Awesome service. I highly recommend.

9 star PSF -hiring due to horrific workplace accid · · 1 like

The manual said it was the “blue” wire. It cost me a finger and the company a star. 😡 If you are wanting long hou hours and meager wages Red Saber is exactly what you’re looking for. 🤣 All kidding aside, Jock took Red Saber to 10 stars and all he needs to return it to the pinnacle is a reasonably competent employee. 

Worst PSF EVER!!! · · 1 like

I thank my lucky stars I can still count to ten on my fingers. They told me it was “red” wire…smh 💥

Cheapest Discounted Properties & Upgrades ·

Perfect transaction. Trade completed instantly.

10* PSF hiring long- or short-term, 50k man · · 1 like

Come on in. The water is perfect.

Fantastic opportunity available. · · 1 like

Hahaha🤣. I can only think of 101 better ways to spend my Torn City Dollars than paying Jock for the privilege of diffusing bombs, guarding some rich nitwit or holding a press conference explaining why blah blah blah….

 

NONE of this is true. 

If working for 9-10 star PSF for good salary, FREE rotating trains are what you’re looking for, Red Saber is your destination. 

Can be deleted. ·

Call me a happy customer. 😎