For undisclosed reasons I have been making frequent visits to the hospital here in Torn, and I have continually been thoroughly dissatisfied. Though I have never been able minded enough to take notice of the entrance of the hospital, the rooms have always been deplorable at best. With the dried blood of the last gun shot victim still staining the beds, and no real doctors or nurses around to actually treat you, I worry that it isn't actually a functional hospital. The only thing that impresses me is the almost immediate rate of recovering I experience while remaining there.
To solve the above listed problems, I have but a modest proposal. If we employ the use of young, unaware children we will be able to receive infinitely better service, and improve every aspect of the hospital. As they are too young to properly defend themselves in any physical way, it will only take a small force of dedicated individuals to find these young workers and contain them within the hospital. This force could be as small as three people, one to attract the target worker, and two others to collect and transport the laborer.
Once contained within the hospital, the young workers will not require much nourishment as there smaller bodies can only hold so much, and we do not want them to face the horror of childhood obesity. So for there health, more than ours, I would suggest we feed these children the broken and severed appendages of the hospitalized individuals, twice a day. This will make for easier disposal of what would otherwise be considered waste, and maintain the upkeep of the hospital work force.
Due to the high energy levels of children, I do not feel it would be unreasonable to claim that the children could easily work for 18 hours a day, with the children working in shifts to ensure that the hospital is always staffed. This will greatly increase the efficiency of the hospital, and increase the rate of recovery of all patients. This will actually serve to stimulate the economy as these children are no longer a burden on charitable organizations, but instead will be well taken care of.
As far as payment, I am a firm believer that all wealth must be self made, and therefore I do not feel it is in the good conscience of the children to expect payment from those who have graciously provided them with food and shelter. Since they will only be working 18 hour days, that allows for 6 hours of external employment, which could provide an ample amount of payment from another source.
This proposal will undeniably improve the quality of life of all involved parties, and therefore should be enacted as soon as possible. I encourage the support and discussion of this proposal in order to give it the weight required to move it up to those who can ensure it's success.
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I have also hypothesized that by allowing the children to consume ample quantities of growth hormones, along with performance enhancing drugs, they will be able to work faster and harder due to accelerated muscle development and activity.
For undisclosed reasons I have been making frequent visits to the hospital here in Torn, and I have continually been thoroughly dissatisfied. Though I have never been able minded enough to take notice of the entrance of the hospital, the rooms have always been deplorable at best. With the dried blood of the last gun shot victim still staining the beds, and no real doctors or nurses around to actually treat you, I worry that it isn't actually a functional hospital. The only thing that impresses me is the almost immediate rate of recovering I experience while remaining there.
To solve the above listed problems, I have but a modest proposal. If we employ the use of young, unaware children we will be able to receive infinitely better service, and improve every aspect of the hospital. As they are too young to properly defend themselves in any physical way, it will only take a small force of dedicated individuals to find these young workers and contain them within the hospital. This force could be as small as three people, one to attract the target worker, and two others to collect and transport the laborer.
Once contained within the hospital, the young workers will not require much nourishment as there smaller bodies can only hold so much, and we do not want them to face the horror of childhood obesity. So for there health, more than ours, I would suggest we feed these children the broken and severed appendages of the hospitalized individuals, twice a day. This will make for easier disposal of what would otherwise be considered waste, and maintain the upkeep of the hospital work force.
Due to the high energy levels of children, I do not feel it would be unreasonable to claim that the children could easily work for 18 hours a day, with the children working in shifts to ensure that the hospital is always staffed. This will greatly increase the efficiency of the hospital, and increase the rate of recovery of all patients. This will actually serve to stimulate the economy as these children are no longer a burden on charitable organizations, but instead will be well taken care of.
As far as payment, I am a firm believer that all wealth must be self made, and therefore I do not feel it is in the good conscience of the children to expect payment from those who have graciously provided them with food and shelter. Since they will only be working 18 hour days, that allows for 6 hours of external employment, which could provide an ample amount of payment from another source.
This proposal will undeniably improve the quality of life of all involved parties, and therefore should be enacted as soon as possible. I encourage the support and discussion of this proposal in order to give it the weight required to move it up to those who can ensure it's success.