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Plushies are no longer restocked · · 7 likes


Lost over 400k just sitting waiting for restocks and getting mugged. Can we file grievance charges against ched? Been broke since downtime it seems

=CALLING ALL BRICK LOVERS= · · 3 likes

I have a dream, and that dream is to send a brick to Bogie every day so he can build a wall around torn. Preferably a really really big one. Now I'm not the richest man by any means, so ill make this enticing by creating a competition outta it. To Participate all you need to do is send a brick to bogie with the message "build that wall" and then copy that event in here. ONCE EVERY DAY YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE 1000x your money. I will Choose 1 random comment who had posted that day and they will win 100k. 100k from a 100$ brick. EZ MONEY. Good Luck and i hope this gets rolling :D

POKER 2.0 NEEDS PRIVATE TABLES · · 8 likes

Before I rant about how shit poker 2.0 is, let me explain. Poker 2.0 is just a reskinned Poker1.0 WITH LESS FEATURES. Part of the best thing about poker 1.0 was how you could host your own table and play with friends without risking some big spender coming in and taking all your money by bet bullying. Im all for predefined tables and values, but NOT ALLOWING PRIVATE ROOMS AND LOCKING DOWN TABLES SUCKS BIG DOO DOO. Please for the love of god, anybody that enjoys poker will tell you that the only people actually playing are on the low tables and they are regulars. Allow for private tables, hell ill buy a casino pass to be allowed to have private tables again. Don't lock one of the best parts of poker 1.0 behind a bullshit reskin of that is poker 2.0. Thanks :)

ALMOST EVERY 4 HOURS - BE THERE - DUKE... LOOT'M!! · · 4 likes


Not gonna lie, my cellular service is shit and i was out in the boonies all day at work. Didn't get to fly home in torn until i was home irl. So!

All who tried to help me at 22:00 tct on 10/11/18: If you are down to attempt to assist again, I'm not going to travel the day of 10/15/18



 



SHOOTING AT DUKE STARTS @ 22:00 TCT on Monday the 15th of October!



 



Sorry for the failure on my part :/



 



 


Thoughts on the Halloween Event? · · 11 likes


Yeah the event ****ing sucks for 3 reasons:

1) Its nearly impossible to actually find somebody with an easter basket, let alone hold on to your own candies. I am not active 24/****ing 7, and i never plan to be because i have a life outside of torn.

2) Even if you give up on trying to do this shitty event YOU STILL GET PUNISHED. What kind of DUMB MOTHER****ING IDEA WAS THAT. Like actually that's the most retarded thing you can do with an event. Negative effects for NOT PARTICIPATING when you realize the event is shit and you made a mistake even turning your ****ING LIGHT ON? Really dev team? that was actually the dumbest shit I've seen out of you guys yet. There needs to be a trash option for those who dont want to participate anymore.

3) yeah i realize this only lasts for 2 days, but thats 2 solid days of my happiness being lowered and non ****ing stop notifications about my happiness being lowered. I LITERALLY COULDNT ****ING CARE LESS. And does EVERYTHING have to be a ****ing competition? Can we have a passive event with like npc's for once that just rewards people for participating without having negative effects? like seriously, i avoid fighting as much as i can because its not my play style. i'd rather play passively and be friendly and help people get better than have to compete with ****ING EVERYONE ABOUT EVERYTHING. 

 

TL;DR: This event is the ****ing garbage brainchild of a person with schizophrenia and dyslexia, because nothing screams autism like "I know, lets have a event where we dont tell them what happens if you DONT participate and look at all the salty boys cry. SORRY but us salty boys also fund your game too...CHED...

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POKER 2.0 NEEDS PRIVATE TABLES · · 8 likes

Before I rant about how shit poker 2.0 is, let me explain. Poker 2.0 is just a reskinned Poker1.0 WITH LESS FEATURES. Part of the best thing about poker 1.0 was how you could host your own table and play with friends without risking some big spender coming in and taking all your money by bet bullying. Im all for predefined tables and values, but NOT ALLOWING PRIVATE ROOMS AND LOCKING DOWN TABLES SUCKS BIG DOO DOO. Please for the love of god, anybody that enjoys poker will tell you that the only people actually playing are on the low tables and they are regulars. Allow for private tables, hell ill buy a casino pass to be allowed to have private tables again. Don't lock one of the best parts of poker 1.0 behind a bullshit reskin of that is poker 2.0. Thanks :)

Formally File Complaints about dog tag event here: · · 7 likes

ANND GO!

Since we arent allowed to talk about it anywhere else, i thought i would people talk about the thing here

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1000 ·

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Can Slogan Competition ·

Goose Juice ~ Its good for your Skin, but not your kidneys!
Damp Valley ~ Because we couldn't name it Moist Mounds...
Crocozade ~ Exactly the same as Gatorade, we just added speed.

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 2 likes

Looking for a chill faction that doesn't mind a good discussion every now and then. No easily offended people.

Torn Stats | YES
Revives | YES
NNB | 35
Blood type | A+
Doctorn | YES


+++STATS+++
Strength 299,258
Defense 113,084
Speed 323,666
Dexterity 59,606

Last faction I got into a decently sized debate with and a select few people got offended. Happens every time I open my mouth around people that take things too seriously. I cannot stress enough about how I will say some dumb shit at times, and to just brush it off lmao. I don't ever mean to hurt people's feelings and I would never hurt anybody intentionally unless the situation called for it.

So give me a try, i guess?

Corrupt - A - Wish ·

Granted, but its a very rare form of turburculosis with no cure, you have 1 week to live, and your body will deterioriate rapidly so you will have less and less time each day to complete your bucket list.

I wish to end world hunger.

Corrupt - A - Wish ·

Granted, but its duped and you get fedded because you are in possession of a duped item.

I wish for the most delicious donut ever created.

E-Can Giveaways!!!! ·

"Down, up...one...down, up...two...down, up...three"
~Fitness-gram pacer test.

Count down from 10,000 ·

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Count to 5,000!!! ·

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FREE GIVEAWAY ·

CHEEKIE BREEKI BRECKIE

The Acronym Game (Random prizes) - CLOSED ·

Questions Usually Arise Later In The Year

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Free Giveaway ·

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GUESS my age for a Feathery Hotel Coupon!! ·

Age is a number, much like iq, however numbers dont matter in the grand scheme of things....so id like to guess permanently 23, because statistically speaking 23 is the most considered "best year" among humanity, and happiness is what is important to many, but few truely enjoy...

The Anti-Joke Game (Random Prizes) · · 1 like

My grandfather said he hates how us youngins' require electronics to function. Jokes' on him, i unplugged his life support.

Count down from 10,000 ·

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The Black Hand - RECRUITING **6m + Respect** · · 1 like

nut

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

Looking for a new faction to call home. I am a reviver since my battlestats are pretty trash. But I can chain if absolutely necessary. Looking for mostly +10 travel space, anything else is a bonus. I DO NOT WANT TO BE AFFILIATED WITH ANY OF THE NUKE FAMILY SO DON'T BOTHER. Very Knowledgeable and will help out where I can. Very active.

NNB: 35
Torn Stats: Active
Doctorn: YES PLEASE
Battlestats:
  • Strength139,879
  • Defense132,404
  • Speed298,265
  • Dexterity64,970
Thank you for your time and consideration.