Army 1. I would like a job! 2. I enjoy changing jobs regularly, it keeps life fresh! 3. I don't understand. 4. The stuff about the thing... 5. Okay! Okay!
Response Nope. Get out. If you're not willing to put in the time and dedication required, I'm not going to waste another second with you! ************************************
Grocer 1. What's it like working as a grocer? 2. Is there anything else I should know? 3. What do you do for fun? 4. You, yourself. 5. LARP? 6. No really, what is LARP? 7. Wow... That sounds seriously lame. 8. No, no wait... So, you dress up and stuff too? 9. As... what? 10. Bwahahahah 11. Hahahaha
Response I don't want to talk to you. Please leave. ************************************
Casino 1. I love gambling and was thinking about a job in the casino industry. 2. This sure sounds interesting enough, is there anything else I need to know? 3. Sure, can I have an interview? 4. You suck. 5. See ya!
Response You again!? I'm not looking to speak to you anymore... Get out of my office. ************************************
Medical 1. I'd like a job! 2. Let's begin! 3. Correctly answer this question 4. Stab them in the other arm so they match. 5. Nope. 6. I'm probably the reason why most of these people are even in hospital. 7. I'll send you a postcard! 8. Sure!
Response I spend hours patching up the people you put in here... I don't ever want to see your face again. ************************************
Law 1. I am thinking about sitting the bar, can you tell me about it? 2. Will it take long to work my way up the ladder? 3. What's the pay like? 4. Oh yeh, that was me! 5. Yep, I sold it at the docks actually. 6. Yup, sorry. 7. OBJECTION! 8. Huh? 9. OVERRULED!
Response I don't know if you really did take my car or if you're just playing. Either way, I'll be seeing you in court. Until then, get out of here. ************************************
Education 1. I would like a job! 2. Okay, sure! 3. Correctly answer this question. 4. Whip out your baseball bat and bully the bully. 5. Why not? 6. Okay, okay! 7. Oh come on!
Response Stay away kids, get back. That person's dangerous.
There is a message appearing in my easter eggs hunt competition page "You do not take place in Easter Eggs Hunt competition." I have 3 eggs already. How to enter in the competition?
Crystal Palace 0-3 Manchester United Manchester City 3-1 Norwich City Newcastle United 2-0 Stoke City Swansea City 1-1 Arsenal Watford 0-1 West Ham United West Bromwich Albion 1-2 Leicester City
There is a message appearing in my easter eggs hunt competition page "You do not take place in Easter Eggs Hunt competition." I have 3 eggs already. How to enter in the competition?
Army 1. I would like a job! 2. I enjoy changing jobs regularly, it keeps life fresh! 3. I don't understand. 4. The stuff about the thing... 5. Okay! Okay!
Response Nope. Get out. If you're not willing to put in the time and dedication required, I'm not going to waste another second with you! ************************************
Grocer 1. What's it like working as a grocer? 2. Is there anything else I should know? 3. What do you do for fun? 4. You, yourself. 5. LARP? 6. No really, what is LARP? 7. Wow... That sounds seriously lame. 8. No, no wait... So, you dress up and stuff too? 9. As... what? 10. Bwahahahah 11. Hahahaha
Response I don't want to talk to you. Please leave. ************************************
Casino 1. I love gambling and was thinking about a job in the casino industry. 2. This sure sounds interesting enough, is there anything else I need to know? 3. Sure, can I have an interview? 4. You suck. 5. See ya!
Response You again!? I'm not looking to speak to you anymore... Get out of my office. ************************************
Medical 1. I'd like a job! 2. Let's begin! 3. Correctly answer this question 4. Stab them in the other arm so they match. 5. Nope. 6. I'm probably the reason why most of these people are even in hospital. 7. I'll send you a postcard! 8. Sure!
Response I spend hours patching up the people you put in here... I don't ever want to see your face again. ************************************
Law 1. I am thinking about sitting the bar, can you tell me about it? 2. Will it take long to work my way up the ladder? 3. What's the pay like? 4. Oh yeh, that was me! 5. Yep, I sold it at the docks actually. 6. Yup, sorry. 7. OBJECTION! 8. Huh? 9. OVERRULED!
Response I don't know if you really did take my car or if you're just playing. Either way, I'll be seeing you in court. Until then, get out of here. ************************************
Education 1. I would like a job! 2. Okay, sure! 3. Correctly answer this question. 4. Whip out your baseball bat and bully the bully. 5. Why not? 6. Okay, okay! 7. Oh come on!
Response Stay away kids, get back. That person's dangerous.
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about."
So he continued: "Driving along the highway, I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in refrigerator. She had only some worn sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her a sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the color did not suit you. Her pants were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now. Then when she was about to leave the house she paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use any more?"