burning car - trapped in trunk
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burning car - trapped in trunk
GT does blow on Mondays, eats wings on Tuesdays, dresses as a man who shines shoes on Wednesdays, kidnaps small children on Thursdays, cooks and consumes no less than 5 packages of hotdogs on Fridays, and acts out a fake Spanish soap opera - that she wrote - alone on Saturdays
no one's IQ over 22
apples, watermelons, oranges, grapes, cockroach
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Your Face Shows Youthful Aging
QRBZTE
someone hurry up, steven's here!
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warp drive
unfortunately, the government discovers you and decides you'd make a valuable resource. locked up. alone. for life.
unlimited access to everyone's browser history
kilobeta<---[cranky from lack of sleep; needs nap and perhaps breakfast]
bogie<---provided the perfect blend of redundancy and irony
ask how you plan to 'make me' do such a thing when i'm broke as a joke.
what would you do if you were slapped in the mouth by a random stranger?
random is as random does
that are all losers and serve as a reminder of how you lost every possession you had in life.
unlimited supply of pennies.
Granted, but after deciding that skipping everywhere best suited your state of being, you skip right in front of a semi-truck and have your 'ever after' cut severely short.
I wish I had something better to do at 3am than posting in torn forums.
no more internet. EVER AGAIN.
sandwich shop
sorry, '#4'
canned meat
peru-vian chicken
smoke
so, a baby seal walks into a club...
yes please! need all the help i can get :/
i'm leaving you... for her(/him)
everyone throwing rocks at you