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[image: i.imgur.com]had been walking for what seemed like years in purgatory, our old world had been destroyed by the all mighty pluto who ruled the world with an ironfist and he had spies everywhere so noone was safe even in their own homes. Most of us had given up, mostly talking about the old days when we was free and the feasts was going on day after day with as much mead, women and meat one could ask for.

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Then one day our chef Kapten klitoris, also known as lobbanet, came back from a scout mission yelling "GUYS I HAVE FOUND HEAVEN!!!!!" what? heaven?? have you been sniffing that clue again? "NO ITS TRUE, THERE IS A TOWN CALLED TORN NOT SO FAR AWAY FROM HERE AND EVERYTHING WE NEED EXIST THERE". Sounded good enough so many of us followed our fearelss chef on a journey into this new world.

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When i came in to the city of Torn i understood what Lobbanet ment when he talked about it. It really was heaven,drugs, crime & wars everywhere and i even got a tshirt that told me that i had been forgiven for my sins. A tear came down my face, i had found nirvana.

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We found a nice home at X and they teached us the way of this world, everything from searching movie theatres for $$ to robbing banks to organise our attacks against other clans in a way that we hadnt seen since a very long time ago, for many of us that only existed in the old sagas from an ancient time.

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Then one day, the chef was doing hes usuall up to no good rutine, browsing the forums making quality art for free to the needed when a higher power rised infront of him and before he could say anthing the thing said "THOU SHALT NOT MAKE WRONGFUL USE OF IMAGES" and striked him with an bolt of lightning which put him into a week of coma....

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-yours truly [image: i.imgur.com]

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Resturant 8* Anstalt Oberlach looking for recruits.

pm/chat/write in thread if interested.

I would like to welcome you all into the newest brand of the Anstalt, with eight michelangelo stars i hereby invite you to join us in the finest & cheapest resturang in the camp.


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Bonuses are :

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and someday we might even get

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,if YOU join us in the trenches.

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Quotes from other employes
"I thought i was free, then i joined Anstalt Oberlach and its really true, hardwork makes one free!"



"This deserves every michelangelo it can get, i cant imagine a bether place to both work and eat, for almost free!"

gloryhole

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i like midgets, i like porn so i double like this.

[image: i.imgur.com] was born sometime around when no one can remember, my father is unknown and my mother was a whore, sure im a god but barely one. When the saga begins is around the time i understod my powers but still havnt figured out how to use them.

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War after war, endless nights of bloodshed and violence, perfect for a god right? what else should we use our imortality for then to fiend on our lusts but sometimes i wondered, can it be more to this? shouldnt i use my gifts for good? but that feeling fast changed into "fuq that im a god". But even the powers that be are sometimes stronger than the gods themself, I started to see infront of me how sentences i said changed meaning and i wasnt sure if it was myself going psychotic or if the nights was getting longer.

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The god side of me started to take more and more but never gave anything back, why do i even try? Even if the sun is up all i see is pitch black waiting for the next time to fuq up. My veins wants to be filled with codeine, now let me fiend and enjoy the god inside of me.

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the sins of my viens finally gave in.

bömp

wild wild west

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kz9It-N7Vw

bira blaze busskort

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hold up everyone we got some black privileges here

from my experience most factions dont enjoy such things, talking about "some things should only be done alone in private" and other bullshit. In socialist sweden we learn from kindergarden that sharing is caring, but that dont imply in the city of torn.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Cage_movies_for_the_blind.jpg

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have by any chance a lot of trailers?

thats exactly what an scripter would say...

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hello im slirus.

can i has some?

do you swallow?

it is what you make it, bountie hoes is always gona be here (come at me hoes) but atleast for me, that makes me want to get stronger & richer so i can hosp their toy boys. find an faction that will show you how to protect yourself, or read any of the ninethousdannd guides that are out there.



gender thing im not sure about, there is a bunch of sleesy older women around lurking for teenage boys also ;)

rumors has it that thread suqs, so im here to send some positivity

its not gay if you are forced to do it, more duke missions like this please

f**k i feel ashamed now, didnt know scarface was an remake? how similar are they story wise? the plot on imdb sounds how i wish scarface (1983 one) had it.


to add something to the thread title, i would like to tips about this movie for a change of american to europe, The Busniess (2005), http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429715/reference , violence, drugs, money, women everything you need? and a great soundtrack as i remember it (+ clothes) perfect for an friday evening with your homies.