Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
I won the lottery and a pi on the wheel in the same week. ?
Just a message to say merry Xmas for all the torn players who come on, on Xmas day!
Did you all get what you wanted. Enjoy the rest of your day guys
so how many of you have ever won the jackpot for the slots?
Can dedicate my days for losing attacks.
Start Message with me on how many attacks you want and how much you will pay.
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Great buyer! Straight to the point fair price! Thanks Michelle-420. Safe trader ++++
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Ahhhhhhmazing !!!
Having a auto-spin feature would be great sitting for a long time having to spin one at a time is a bit tedious. Something very similiar to when playing keno.
Just a thought?
Good luck with your new adventures i hope you find something else that is a new found love.
You showed some serious dedication and it shows.
Good luck with the future.
Looking at what company’s are for sale around the 1B mark. What you got to offer?
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17:07:06 - 16/03/24 You lost your $61,000,000 Burnley (Win to nil Ordinary time) bet on Burnley v Brentford
Burnley won this match.
Burnley won this match.
I have a couple of questions..
1. Is this api allowed?
2. Is there 1 already made?
3. If it isn’t made and is allowed can anyone create me one?
Tia
1. Is this api allowed?
2. Is there 1 already made?
3. If it isn’t made and is allowed can anyone create me one?
Tia
Thank you guys all sorted
I placed a bet and the bet has stayed in a pending state. Even tho the bet date has passed it has been 3 days after the even and the money has not been returned.
Having sort of the same issue. I can log into torn and have access to 95% of functions using safari but can access certain forum
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Time is money - which can also go either way! We all know we can lose money but you only invest what you can afford to lose.