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Hey guys and girls looking for a spouse? Or looking to see if there is anyone you want to cause mayhem with while being romantically involved sort of? If the answer to any of those questions was yes then go to #MatchmakingTORN and see if there's anyone that catches your fancy!....or just post here and just get your info out there if you don't have to time to stay and chat

Well might as well talk about my first interview.

So my first interview was me going into a security guard building. So I sit there in my seat waiting for the receptionist to notice me *queue wait time of 10 slow minutes....with awkward staring and did I mention no blinking?* After she notices me and I tell her about my pending appointment she gives me another application to fill out. As I fill out the necessary information like address, references etc. I quickly get bored and only glance at each little section. After filling out what my ignorant head thought what would normally be in an application I come to find out that there's a test section.

As I read through just the first couple of questions I automatically assume its a wacky test. I mean who puts in a test "5. If a dog can chase a cat, How fast can a dog run?" For this question I respond in a smartalick way "Not fast enough to catch the cat". Feeling smug at how I answered a what would seem to be weird question I continue on the front of this page is literally just a multitude of dumb questions at least for an interview. We then reach the back of the paper after answering the 11th question with another smart-ass answer I find myself staring at the 12th question.

"12. Only answer the even numbered questions."

The equivalent to a flash-bang went off in my head with all the disorientation that would come with it. As I slowly start to realize how bad I messed up I smoothly(read suspiciously and awkwardly) ask for a new application trying to save face.

"Of course hon just give me the page you need." She said

You could have heard a pin drop ' OMG I can't ask for another test what do i do??? I'm gonna fail omg I'm gonna fail' On the outside though all I reply with while handing her a page is " The reference page please."

"Ok hon now give me your application so I can staple it back together" She said holding out her hand. 'Oh come on dammit Give me a break' I then cry inside as my impending doom awaits me when I hand it to her. As she sorts out the papers neatly she stares at my test, looks at me, stares at my test, me, test. She continues with this for a couple more minutes (read seconds) and she gives off a giggle. Queue metaphorical suicide occurring in my head at this point.

As she hands me back my application I fill out the reference page and turn back to my test. I notice that the last two questions even and odd seem to be actual questions you'd suspect of a SG interview. As I stared at those 2 Q's I filled them out neatly, orderly and all around the best way a SG could I then write on the 12th question

"12. Only answer the even numbered questions AND ODD ONLY IF YOU ARE SEXY"

As you can imagine I simply gave up on trying to rectify the problem. I turn in my application to the person who is supposed to interview me. She goes through the application and stops at the test looking at my serious face she decides to read my answers mumbling them out loud. When she gets to question 12 she starts and looks up at me in shock and surprise written clearly out on her face. "You know I am." I respond looking calm on the outside while really I start shitting bricks the minute that sentence comes out.

She stares again at me with her mouth open. Closes it and opens to say something. Eventually she just laughs and continues with the interview. Sadly I didn't get the job because I had no car (what I never said I arrived by car did I?) She did shake my hand though and leave me a slip of paper. I naively open it thinking its a number to call. And stare at the message and snort.

"You aren't that sexy enough to answer those questions" With a FB drawn tongue sticking out smiley

In all that experience is the most embarrassing interview I've had. When my friend went to apply there himself he said that they posted an application on the wall of the interviewer office with a message above saying

"Were you sexy enough?" With the edited question I wrote for my test for all other applicants to see my shame.

Must....receive....drug and become addict xD

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Hey guys and girls looking for a spouse? Or looking to see if there is anyone you want to cause mayhem with while being romantically involved sort of? If the answer to any of those questions was yes then go to #MatchmakingTORN and see if there's anyone that catches your fancy!....or just post here and just get your info out there if you don't have to time to stay and chat