I'm gonna cut to the chase because you freaks annoy the **** out of me. My guy Irish Lenny has a Brewery Key he needs rid of. He stole it years back when he locked himself in the Guinness Brewery overnight. Poor bastard got laid up in St James’s for days with an iron overdose. He still can’t get full mast lol.
Lenny never got caught but he’s crazy paranoid that the Guinness folks will find out he took a **** in the roasting chamber. He put the Brewery Key in a parcel at his place to hide it. Now he wants rid, but Irish is a friggin hoarder and has a tonne of boxes it could be in. Some of them probably got some sweet stuff inside. A few might explode if you open them because he’s labeled them wrong. If you want to take your chances and open one here’s what you’re going to do for me.
Tell me your best limerick. It's that easy. One go per person. You’ve got 24 hours from now. Then I’ll ask Lenny what he wants me to do. He might tell me to pick the best ones and send them a parcel or maybe I'll do it at random. I don’t care. He’s paying me $50 to do this so you can post a load of old dog s**t if you want to. Just write something so I have people to pick from. If you don't get a parcel too bad. If your parcel explodes don't write me it's not my problem. Don't ask me questions. I have no answers for you.
Jim
Lenny never got caught but he’s crazy paranoid that the Guinness folks will find out he took a **** in the roasting chamber. He put the Brewery Key in a parcel at his place to hide it. Now he wants rid, but Irish is a friggin hoarder and has a tonne of boxes it could be in. Some of them probably got some sweet stuff inside. A few might explode if you open them because he’s labeled them wrong. If you want to take your chances and open one here’s what you’re going to do for me.
Tell me your best limerick. It's that easy. One go per person. You’ve got 24 hours from now. Then I’ll ask Lenny what he wants me to do. He might tell me to pick the best ones and send them a parcel or maybe I'll do it at random. I don’t care. He’s paying me $50 to do this so you can post a load of old dog s**t if you want to. Just write something so I have people to pick from. If you don't get a parcel too bad. If your parcel explodes don't write me it's not my problem. Don't ask me questions. I have no answers for you.
Jim