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The Fortunate/Unfortunate Story · · 3 likes


Fortunately, the police were overpowered by the other survivors, who for some reason thought of our hero as a friend.


Corrupt - A - Wish · · 2 likes


Granted. You now have an army of cute little bunny rabbits. Unfortunately, it appears one of them, a white fellow with red eyes, has escaped from the pack of rabbits you keep by your side. Ah well, I'm sure as long as it remembers to return to the Cave of Caerbannog, it'll all turn out just fine.

I wish that I could write a best-seller.

Corrupt - A - Wish · · 2 likes


Granted, but you chose to regrow it in your basement. The sheer size of the original tower destroys your house by spearing it like a big, fancy sandwich with an olive on top.

I wish that I could perform a slam dunk. (I'm short)

Mr &and Miss Torn? · · 5 likes


Finally, someone else who doesn;t really know what's happening, either.

Stupid lag.

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Duke Mission - Some People · · 3 likes


Lesson learned: read the entire paragraph before sending.

(Would've been good to know before I sent what I sent.)

Gift from Santa Clause ·


Coal for life. Thanks, St. Nick. :/

Unbalanced target selection? ·


Some of my targets have been a challenge, but for the most part, I've been able to beat everyone, even the higher leveled ones.

On the bright side, after I've taken them out for the mission, I can go back later, attack them again, and mug the ones who haven't been on in years for a LOT of money. :D

Ban the Person Above You ·


Banned for hating on the helper.

Last Post $5,000,000 - 7hour Gap ·


In reality, I really like tacos.

Number Game With Prizes ·


378

Word Association Game.. - Staff Reset ·


Move

Adding and Dropping Words ·


Road Trip

Pass or Take [RMB] ·


Pass.

250k

You Know You're Insane When.... · · 1 like


When you're looking for something and you walk past it five times before you finally spot it...and it's just sitting in the most obvious spot.

Picture Wars · · 1 like

Define A Word ·


Prehensilexia (noun)- A condition where one's ability to get a grip on things is impaired. Can be either a physical or mental impairment.

"The kickback of the gun kept the newcomer from firmly grasping it. The poor chap suffered from physical prehensilexia."

"Another player couldn't get a bullet on his opponent. As he realized his defeat was inevitable, he started to swear at his monitor, bang the keyboard against his forehead, and even threw his chair out the window. It's a shame what mental prehensilexia can do to an otherwise rational man."

Sycalifrium

Are You Alliterate? : One Letter, One Sentence. ·


Find fifty Finnish folks flying flags from fabulous ferries.

Picture Wars · · 1 like

True or False Game · · 1 like


eurt!

The next person has tried to re-enact any scene from the Titanic...while sailing on a functioning cruise ship.

a gift from below ·


You are sending funtastico the amount of $1,738 with the message: I'm like, Hey, what's up? hello.

Say Something About the Person Above You! · · 1 like


Saw a spider, and decided to spare its life and let it climb the walls.

FREE give-away - CLOSED till further notice. · · 1 like

Halloween Scavenger Hunt · · 1 like


Cool. I'm in!

Looking for a faction; post details here ·


Level 10 here. It doesn't matter if there's a war on, as long as the faction is friendly to its members. I also wouldn't mind some good benefits and specials.

Strength: 376.9645
Defense: 376.7600
Speed: 376.3082
Dexterity: 376.4823
Total: 1,506.5151

I get on once a day, and time spent on here depends on how busy my actual life is.