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Welcome to our tricked out Halloween house!
The whole frontyard looks like a warped scene from Dante's Inferno. Right in the middle is the fiery arched burning bridge, with flaming ash everywhere. Cross at your own risk, over the random arcane deathtraps such as the lone werewolf or geysers spouting hot steam or Hades with a shooting rifle!
When you finally reach the safe harbors of the front door, you will be greeted by an odd slew of characters: the old ex terminator Arnold Schwarz, Ben Stiller's wacky zoolander, and Captain Jack Sparrow himself! Don't worry, the pirate tattoos are just one-day wear temporary ink! Ahoy matey!
It doesn't matter if you're from Finland or Dominican Rep or NYC, you're gonna leave with some awesome candy! Well, unless your name is Kate, then you will be leaving with stale apricot jam mediocre apples and candy corn.