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sergeantseagull [1933459] Level 42 Federal

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Send me a good song, earn some cash ;) · · 12 likes

Looking for some new music to listen to. Big fan of rock and alternative/indie. Enjoy almost every other genre too.

Depending on how much I enjoy the song you send me, you'll earn some $$$.

** UPDATE: you guys are crazy, and I can barely keep up! But I love the engagement. Please be patient ;) ** If multiple songs are given, I will randomly select 2 for payout!

On a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the best:
1 - earn $0 - pick a better song next time >:l
2 - earn $20
3 - earn $300
4 - earn $1000
5 - earn $5000
6 - earn $10,000
7 - earn $25,000
8 - earn $50,000
9 - earn $500,000
10 - earn $1,500,000

I encourage others to join in and find some new music ;)

Have fun audiophiles!

Money paid out so far:
$30,000 to SVD_NL
$635,600 to AveryTheLegend
$60,000 to bamsi
$50,000 to Bosi
$65,000 to Judge_Doom
$500,000 to Elan
$25,000 to Rogue
$105,000 to DedeSilver
$25,000 to Mad_Ninja
$60,000 to LaPetiteMort
$25,000 to V512
$115,000 to bromo5
$5,000 to Timpo
$35,000 to steveocopyo
$250,000 to Okutsu
$7,200 to N0nary
$135,000 to SaltyDog
$25,000 to Samoiedskaya
$310,300 to CosmicPunk
$10,000 to DocCannery84
$55,000 to VladBull
$70,000 to CelestialKiller
$85,000 to Jon35ie
$110,000 to candi_
$70,000 to Pokehmo
$370,000 to Pils
$45,000 to SwordStrife
$538,000 to Freakizoid
$40,000 to suchunhaerted
$25,000 to Kageneko
$25,000 to Mr_Mestopheles
$5,000 to CouchPotat0
$10,000 to STEVE_71
$20,000 to LordGorgasm
$60,000 to Burger
$35,000 to -Wade-
$20,000 to Darth_Revan
$130,000 to Alaric7th
$300 to C-V
$50,000 to Squishy
$10,000 to woodenickle
$30,000 to Xandalf
$50,000 to kombucho
$25,000 to Sympho
$5,000 to -Coolhandluke-
$50,000 to WinglessBrd
$60,000 to Devilwolverine
$10,000 to boogityboo
$50,000 to Roxy

Calling all noobs · · 6 likes

If you're a noob and need money, post on this forum.

When my bank investment is over I'll send some money your way.

Cuz I'm rich.

Free Xanax · · 4 likes

First one to guess my second favourite bird wins x2 xanax. GO!

Free Donator Pack · · 4 likes

To whoever posts the best hand-made drawing of a seagull.

Rules:
-Seagull should be a sergeant, like in the military
-Your Torn name should be on the piece of paper so I know you're not being a lazy ass and using AI
-If your drawing makes me laugh you get bonus points
-Must be age of majority wherever you live

I'll pick a winner within 24 hrs and post/reply to this thread.

Lezzzgo.

Let's play a game · · 3 likes

If this thread gets to 100 dislikes I'll send someone 10M.

You guys love to dislike forums like a cult of monkeys that can't think for themselves, so have at it losers :)

Recent archived posts

Fedded Archives ·

I'm joining the fed list soon ****s! Ched WILL ban me, because I said so.

Staff edit · · 2 likes

Staff edit ·

Jammy's coming with me baby!

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Staff Edit: RMT

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Should Chedburn allow us to DM him? ·

Dude this thread is old. Move your ass along.

A hope's death ·

Lol good riddance. Literally nobody cares.

Vicodin x 2,000,000 ·

I just farted. But congratz, nonetheless.

trade page display issue ·

Wow. Torn should hire me - I could fix that in 5 minutes.

What should my battlestats be for someone my age? ·

They can be 1 each, 10,000 each, or 10M each. Doesn't matter. I enjoy annoying people on this game, so my stats are irrelevant to me - amazingly relevant to the people who are offended by me.

Happy new year · · 1 like

Go to bed.

Chally opened 22,362 Box of Medical Supplies · · 1 like

If you want to make fast money, beat NycTyger on RR and/or make sound sports bets, like me. Pay me 100M for more secrets.

what has happened to poker tables? ·

Nope. I'm experiencing winning in sports bookies and annoying nerds on this game.

what happened to beer? ·

Ched decided to suck my balls, so the price went up.

What should my battlestats be for someone my age? · · 1 like

Boring thread. Graved for low quality.

Let's talk about how rich I am ·

You can give me advice when you're above a laughable level.

Let's talk about how rich I am ·

Imagine creating whatever the fk that was (a meme?) because you're my fangirl. GG.

What did you get this month for your subscriber- ·

Pay me 1B and I'll tell you, biotch.

Go Montreal! ·

Oops. Lost. But as pak said in one of my other forums... "who cares?"

Let's talk about how rich I am ·

Suing you for defamation; I've never interacted with you.