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HeadJob [1935957] Level 100 Nuclear Armageddon NUKE Senior Nuker

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SONG MadGod Disstrack (Unoffical Monarch Response) · · 183 likes

On behalf of the Torn Community I'd like to present a diss-track I wrote on MadGod in 2 days.

 

Featuring

  • An original track produced by yours truly
  • Original lyrics without the need of AI
  • Vocals that (hopefully) don't make you cringe (and also aren't AI)

 

I have been composing and producing music for about 9 years.

I have only had vocal lessons for about 10 weeks...

 

Please let's enjoy clowning on this fool.

Feel free to donate with karma.

 

YouTube video e5OUZjxbyOE

Can't revive from profile · · 12 likes


I went to DonDauka's profile to revive him and when I clicked the "revive" button I got the image attached below and I couldn't revive

https://imgur.com/a/q6RNSon 

I'm using a MacBook air running macos Sierra v10.12.6, with Chrome Version 68.0.3440.106 (Official Build) (64-bit)

Other people seem to be able to revive him, so I'm not sure if it's just me

 

[image: imgur.com]

My Story · · 18 likes


Hello, I am HeadJob

And this is my story

It all started a couple days ago when my old faction Chain Gang declared war on Blood And Oath, It all started well we were winning, we were totally dominating a faction with basically a 1/3 as many players as we did... but then it happened we.. we were being beaten... how was this possible... is it because half of our faction members are level 1's?!?!?! or was it because we were totally uncoordinated and didn't know how to communicate with one another..

Well, anyways our leader HeadPower was furious! he had spent hundreds of millions- no scrap that BILLIONS! of dollars on revives and hiring mercenaries .. but it still wasn't working... we were brutally getting thrashed all of us hospitalized... and then I came into existence, it was not like a new player coming to Torn it was something bad..... I felt it in my code... I was.... AN ALT ACCOUNT. HOW COULD THIS BE?!!? I DIDN'T WANT TO GET PUT IN JAIL.

I knew I had to act fast, slowly I watched the whole faction get filled with alt accounts, our total faction members went from 20 to 45 overnight... This was bad... the almighty HeadPower was going to get me banned and there was nothing I could do about it.. But one-day HeadPower was too busy having all his alt accounts join the faction, to be fair making alts join your faction and stacking the wall is a very hard and tedious task. He... no, wait SHE... no wait IT ol might headpower had loosen its grip on me, And against HeadPower's own will I managed to escape the faction before I got banned,

After I left I felt relieved, then I felt anger I felt betrayed about my own existence and why i was created I wanted to take revenge and I knew the perfect way. After talking to the leader of Blood And Oath they let me in, and now I will fight against my evil creator HeadPower.

Every night I mourn the alts which got banned and couldn't escape the wrath of HeadPower unlike me.

I'm HeadJob

and that was my story

BUYMUG Magazine: Get Your Fix · · 3 likes

Congrats Fex! Now gimmie $420,69 or I give you a "special faction role rank"

An Open Letter from the Reviver Community · · 28 likes

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Eggster Karaokegg · · 28 likes

Here's my adaptation of Meat Loaf's - You Took The Word's Right out of my mouth, to have something to deal with eggs.

 

https://on.soundcloud.com/VSqqrxhXTHaRxKFVA

 

 

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SitDeaf · Karokegg 2025 HeadJob

 

Lyrics:

It was an average torn day, but the streets swarming cause the easter bunny was in town.

Oh, when i open up my game i feel so excited, because I know we have 3 events this year (awareness week doesn't count).

Oh, the players were flaming and the forums were raging, because they couldn't find any eggs.

Oh i was spamming my scripts tryna get my fix, 'cause with a limited event you know we gotta keep moving, gotta keep refreshing, not another moment to waste.

 

Oh and the flights are booked out to the farthest peak, but those golden eggs are worth the extra ground.

They got 20 eggs from their lucky streak, while the rest of us are just forum bound.

--

 

Here's an adaptation of Roy Orbison's California Sunshine Girl (obsecure i know)

 

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Old faction member, Hanging heavy on my mind
Never found another like them, Guess they were just one of a kind

 

They would also stack their xanax’s, They would hit in wars so fine
I still see their battle stats, In the torn city sunshine

 

Sector 7 raids, going on ahead ,My old faction member, bountying my head
Makes me wanna move on, leave this faction behind

I need my old faction member, in the torn city sunshine

 

Listen to the longer version here

not able to load crimes page ·

Same using torn PDA  

Disabling all custom scripts resolved the issue 

Nov Entries: UPDATE on competition · · 1 like

Original song entry for the song competition. I wrote, produced, mix and mastered this song myself.

The gist of this song is describing the various things that happen in daily torn life and what people want from the game.

Apologies if my voice crackles, I was sick when i recorded the vocals.

 

YouTube video qifsLDIMmk4

 

Lyrics:

Another vault robbed; another player quits.

Down-voted on the forums throwing fits.

Keepsakes released but Ana’s still mad.

13th crime is it good or bad?

They say Chedburn he needs to respond.

They don’t like it when they don’t get what they want.

Middle-manning’s fine they cried,

but a multi just serves one player’s design.

 

I wonder if the snowman will ever get a top-hat?

This is the daily life of Torn.

 

We complain about so much stupid s**t.

And when we don’t get what we want we threaten to quit, but probably won’t.

 

Chat 2.0 was kind of crap, but not as bad as MadGod’s raps.

I can’t believe it took the mods sixteen years to find an alt.

 

I wonder if there’ll ever be new competitions?

This is the daily life of Torn.

I wonder if we’ll ever get a drug overhaul?

This is the daily life of Torn.

 

We complain about so much stupid s**t.

And when we don’t get what we want we threaten to quit, but probably won’t.

We all need to go touch some f*****g grass.

This is just an online text game, stop acting so damn crass.

 

I wonder if Amanda will ever be released?

This is the daily life of Torn

I wonder if we’ll ever get the rollback merit?!

This is the daily of Torn.

 

 

RIP dafuq: Remembering a legendary Killer · · 1 like

Rest in peace,

Sign Ups Open - 5 Torn Wide Events 4 November!-TTT · · 1 like

Sign me up for the original song contest 

Torn Summer Jams · · 20 likes

Original: Heaven Can Wait - Meat Loaf

Scamming Can Wait - HeadJob

 

YouTube video MAlSa_v9VEM

 

Lyrics:

Scamming can wait

And I think of Chedburn making a new crime

That'll take me through the slow work time

And the nerve bar climb

Oh, I know I know

Scamming can wait!

And all the players came down here just to flame the forums

Cause they've been stuck with forgery

For so long...

For so long!

Lost tape record of UltraTorn - the band!!!!!! · · 3 likes

No.

 

Painting and Digital photography. Human input. Writing a prompt is not creativity, cope all you want, spend those hours writing those prompts into learning the skill. 

 

Again ethical. Painters, artists, original creations. AI Stealing.

 

AI uses more energy the excel and Photoshop.

 

Sure the big ball of plasma has infinite energy, but AI is using OBSCENE amounts of it, 

Read

Read

Read

May hell freeze over the day excel uses more energy then that.

 

No, I do see people complaining about AI in art.

Watch

Watch

Oh look a lawsuit

 

Your comparison is fundamentally flawed.

 

Monarch Diss Track (part 2 now available) · · 1 like

Why does it sound like the vocals have been slowed down?

Lost tape record of UltraTorn - the band!!!!!! · · 9 likes

Hey, 

As a musician I'm not a fan of AI generated music.

 

Let's disregard the ethical and legal issues of music being trained on without permission and not fairly compensating the original authors.

Or the issue with AI training, blockchains, crypto etc using extreme amounts of energy.

 

This just isn't good. 

SONG MadGod Disstrack (Unoffical Monarch Response) · · 2 likes

100% I am an EDM producer.

SONG MadGod Disstrack (Unoffical Monarch Response) · · 2 likes

I do admit that madgod had more flow then me especially in his part 2. The 'high end' of my track/vocal (for you audio nerds in here above 8k+) might have had too much energy which would make your ears tired, I'll tone it down mixing wise for any future projects, the song it self was probably to EDM which is what I come from.

I didn't intend to be insulting Monarch, I was going after madgod's original track and response, and you're right the insults should of been harder, but I work full time and study, so maybe I don't want to spend too much time researching niche facts.

SONG MadGod Disstrack (Unoffical Monarch Response) · · 1 like

For sure, when I wrote the backing track I probably limited myself to that rhythm, next time I could do the rhythm of the vocals 'first' and write the backing track to that

SONG MadGod Disstrack (Unoffical Monarch Response) · · 1 like

The Australian is carrying the song haha 

SONG MadGod Disstrack (Unoffical Monarch Response) · · 10 likes

yeah, I'm not a rapper, i've been learning to sing for 10 weeks now (5 hours in lessons), I usually make EDM music .You're absolutely right about the starting/stoping, half the time i can't even talk properly, i'll take that feedback and apply it to any future music i make (which hopefully isn't featured on the torn forums) 

SONG MadGod Disstrack (Unoffical Monarch Response) · · 183 likes

On behalf of the Torn Community I'd like to present a diss-track I wrote on MadGod in 2 days.

 

Featuring

  • An original track produced by yours truly
  • Original lyrics without the need of AI
  • Vocals that (hopefully) don't make you cringe (and also aren't AI)

 

I have been composing and producing music for about 9 years.

I have only had vocal lessons for about 10 weeks...

 

Please let's enjoy clowning on this fool.

Feel free to donate with karma.

 

YouTube video e5OUZjxbyOE

Thoughts on Torn Radio 2.0? · · 2 likes

Cool idea,

I assume we have a few people on Torn who actually create and maybe release music.

Could be a cool idea to try and include some of their music. Music for torn by torn players!

 

Looking forward to seeing how this progresses. 

Nerve isnt going down · · 1 like

No, it didn't, the stats like total crimes committed, went up by 1, then when i refreshed it went down by 1.

Nerve isnt going down ·

yeah similar is happening with graffiti for me. can just spam, the graffiti can/% vanishes.
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[10* Music Store] Spotify(TM) is looking for offers. · · 1 like

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An Open Letter from the Reviver Community · · 28 likes