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FREE give-away - CLOSED till further notice. · · 2 likes


Shazam, I've tried upvoting you so many times, but the game is preventing me after the first 15 :/

I was gonna make an Asian joke, but decided I was too smart for that.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 2 likes

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing Next Level Gaming with a 7 day productivity boost.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 2 likes

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing Saltyyyyyyyyy with a 7 day productivity boost.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 2 likes

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing SF Lingerie with a 7 day productivity boost.

Raag's Recruitment Service · · 1 like

Got me a job but failed to tell business owner my terms

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EGG HUNT URL CHEAT SHEET ·

Found a green egg on the SA hunting page

17 Nerve crime text is contradictory ·

17 nerve crime - Bombing requires 1x The Stick of Dynamite per crime committed, however a successful crime implies the use of the C4 Explosive item: "...You drive far away then hit the button and blow up (the building)" as opposed to "...You light the fuse then run to your car and drive away quickly...". It's not exactly a bug so much as contradictory writing, but I thought I'd share.

Solution is either:
  • Rewrite the text to imply use of The Stick of Dynamite item; OR
  • Change the crime requirement to replace the The Stick of Dynamite item with the C4 Explosive item instead.
1. I searched the Bugs and Issues section with the search term "bomb" and found nothing related;
2. I haven't screenshotted the problem.
3. Reproduce the issue by committing the 17 Nerve - Bombing crime.
4. Using Brave with TornTools.

Max train gym button ·

Can we have a one-click button that trains all of your energy in a single stat? There would be four buttons, one for each stat, and clicking the button dumps all energy into training that specific stat.

Ex:
  • 150/150E @ 10E gym => STG max train is clicked => 15 STG trains
  • 125/150E @ 10E gym => DEX max train is clicked => 12 DEX trains
  • 150/150E @ 25E gym => DEF max train is clicked => 6 DEF trains
  • 70/150E @ 25E gym => SPD max train is clicked => 2 SPD trains
It's an easy slice of life change that goes in line with other updates like the Max money button.

VladBull Trader Buying RW Cache,SEs,Everythig · · 1 like

Fast and secure, came with a receipt

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 1 like

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing Suck My Duck with a 7 day productivity boost.

Swiss Covert Corps V/s Darkside ·

I'll accept this

Swiss Covert Corps V/s Darkside ·

Sounds fun, I'll take this too

Nvm, didn't realize I couldn't take this bet, took another one instead

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 1 like

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing Dirty Duckers with a 7 day productivity boost.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association ·

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing Freedom - Hiring with a 7 day productivity boost.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 2 likes

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing Next Level Gaming with a 7 day productivity boost.

Samaritan's Giveaway · · 1 like

Pft look at this LOSER being generous and not spending all their Torn cash on Duke nudes

Easter Lucky Dip ·

Mr. Cottontail wasn't always the Easter Bunny: Before his egg-laying career, he was part of a well-known heist group infamous for robbing banks while dressed in heavy, Kevlar-lined, and stab-resistant fursuits. After his most recent heist, as a prank his teammates sealed him inside his suit with superglue, and when he found he couldn't remove his suit nor break out of it, Mr. Cottontail anonymously reported them all to the police out of spite. Shortly after he was contacted by the committee who offered work placing eggs around the city and, with no source of income, he begrudgingly accepted.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 1 like

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing COOPS Sports Gym with a 7 day productivity boost.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 1 like

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing ANG PEPE. Co. with a 7 day productivity boost.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 1 like

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing Frank's Gym [Hiring] with a 7 day productivity boost.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 1 like

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing TheoZ I.N.N. with a 7 day productivity boost.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 2 likes

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing Saltyyyyyyyyy with a 7 day productivity boost.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 1 like

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing PopeStop with a 7 day productivity boost.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 2 likes

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing SF Lingerie with a 7 day productivity boost.

Productivity Boost, 10* Logistics Association · · 1 like

You used 250 job points on Logistics Report providing CORONA CRUISES with a 7 day productivity boost.