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Am I Going Crazy??? · · 0 likes


Does anyone else see those people that are Lv 1-4 and like 2 days old that have merits for 50 victories and 50 defends?
How is that possible???

Marrage issues · · 0 likes


First off, I'm really sorry if this bug has already been noted, but I haven't seen anything on it so;
Okay, I have the diamond ring I want to use to propose, I use it, type the name of the person, and click done. Later, when I check the proposals I have (to make sure it worked at all) I see that I proposed to [], co founder of the faction . When I click the link to see the profile, it says that the profile was deleted, and I can't remove the proposal, it always comes back when I reload the page again.

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Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You ·


Has lips.
Alternatively, is really good at Bloodborne.

Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You ·


Has lips.
Alternatively, is really good at Bloodborne.

Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You · · 1 like


Likes puppies.

Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You ·


Is a street performer... and a bad one at that.

True or False Game ·


Depends on what you consider hard, but I'll say false.
Next poster wonders why we're here.

Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You ·


Has 20/20 vision, I doubt you see much of anything.

$500,000 for good jokes ·


(To someone else):

you know, i've heard a lot of jokes in my time.
i've even told a few myself.
but you getting past me?...
that's the best joke i've ever heard.

*I applaud you if you get the reference*

You Are Given An Unlimited Supply Of Something... ·


But there's never anything good on.

Unlimited supply of coolness...

Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You ·


Is a huge softie.

Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You ·


Doesn't live in a box under the bridge.

FREE give-away - CLOSED till further notice. ·


My social life is the joke here...

But really, I've been on Torn a ton.
A skele-ton!
(This joke is the work of sans the skeleton from Undertale, and by extension the work of the creator, Toby Fox)

Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You ·


Is really a Taurus.

Last Post $5,000,000 - 7hour Gap ·


Nyeh heh heh!

Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You ·


That's actually not a lie. I do resurrect zombies.
But I do know that you live with your mother, S_H_A_Z_A_M.

Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You ·


I hear Collete sparkles in direct sunlight.

Rate the Honour Bar Above You ·


I'd have to say... 6-8. I kind of like it, but it's been overdone.

Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You ·


But... I don't work at a shoe store.
But I did hear that Collete lives in the sewer, working with the mole-people to take over the surface.

Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You ·


Now, this is only a rumour, but I heard that Scorpio15 is actually a spider. Remember, you didn't hear that from me, ya got that?

Tell Us A Lie About The Poster Above You ·


I heard that Scorpio15 went through Undertale's Genocide Run without feeling anything. Dude's massivly crazy.

FREE give-away - CLOSED till further notice. · · 1 like


More puns from http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F

1. The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.

2. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.

3. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

4. The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.

Have an amazing new year!