You you told me once that you werent a hero. There were times when I didnt even think you were human, but let me tell you this. You were the best man, the most human.. human being that Ive ever known and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie, and so there. I was so alone and I owe you so much. But please, theres just one more thing, one more thing, one more miracle, Sherlock, for me, dont be dead. Would you do that just for me? Just stop it. Stop this
-Jawn, Sherlock :'c
But here is a close second :)
There is only one thing I hate more than lying, which is skimmed milk. Which is water thats lying about being milk
-Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
And
I always say that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.. and even if it is broke, just sort of ignore it and hope it goes away.. like the environment..
-Mark Corrigan, The Peep Show