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Bogie Directly Assisting Relentless · · 58 likes

Ok lets humour the idea that it is a legitimate deal. Let's postulate it as a contract then:

1. Flux agrees to pay Relentless 25m a week.
2. Relentless agrees to leave Flux alone if compliance with article one is met
3. Failing to comply to article one leads to Relentless making Flux's life miserable until compliance with article 1 is achieved.

Looking at it this way you could say that Relentless is actually failing to comply with the contract not Flux as they are not succeeding in bullying flux into compliance authority

A reenactment of what likely happened

mugger_masked: Yo flux pay me your lunch money or I fight you IRL
angel: *Hesitant* Sure... just leave me alone

some time later....

angel: Screw you I'm not giving you anything anymore come and take it Cartman!
mugger_masked: But but...*sobs* Officer this guy is scamming me. He agreed to give me his lunch money and now he is not giving it anymore! cry

Which brings us to this tread

Slork's GIF-away 2021 (1.3B+ Prize Pool) · · 4 likes

Fishing rod weapon: next level gone fishing · · 29 likes

So after interacting with some trout cultists I realized the normal citizens in Torn need a way to find a reprieve from their smelly antics.

WHICH IS WHY!
I suggest the implementation of either a fishing rod secondary (without ammo) or melee weapon with the following passive:
Fishpocket: when entering combat have a 75% chance to steal equipped trout temporaries and equip them in the fight
Missherman: on miss, when not having any temporary weapon equipped, have a 25% chance to fish up a trout and use it immediately

The weapon stats should be around a rusty iron sword to guaranty some usefulness out of the second passive and I can't argue for actual high damage numbers

In all seriousness, I came up with this idea as a joke, but it sounded like a fun weapon so I put it here... it would require an npc or something though I reckon. If this actually becomes implemented I would suggest a net secondary as a drop as well, which would increase the amount of trout someone can carry. Additionally it can have like a slow passive or something on hit.

Create your own word · · 4 likes

Sex

Definition: a synonym for dexterity

FAQ regarding Ara Pacis and the Westworld raids. · · 77 likes

ovoxo you know whom to raid if you want to extort some money now.

Edit: @ D3vl, if you raid them I want a scouting fee

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hovering over the rainbow flag is crazy · · 1 like

Now if only we could catch the stars in a minigame, earning us skittles it would be perfect...

 

On a serious note. The stars could be repurposed for Christmas, the rainbows cracked me up.

 

Is Ched Purposefully Throttling Weapons via The Hamster? · · 1 like

I vote for hamster eggs during Easter, dropping a random item at random.

 

But mainly I wanted an excuse to drop this brilliant short...

The hamster whenever he gets a new item: 

 

YouTube video 9UXxEe4qG_0

17m people, top 10 country · · 1 like

I wonder if it has to be with the NL being quite early with affordable internet coverage. That, in turn, could've lead to more early Torn adopters, which could've nudged some add algorithms... But that's just a theory... a Torn theory.

 

Also Dutch btw 

Torncon Europe Amsterdam 2026 Trivia winners · · 3 likes

Some history related stuff like what was the name combat armour used to have and which weapons could you get for points at one point in time

Torncon Europe Amsterdam 2026 Trivia winners · · 6 likes

Allegations that I used the "censoring" as an excuse to make myself look taller are fake news.

 

On a more serious note. It was fun and a nice team 

Impressions from TornCon Amsterdam · · 2 likes

 

I highly recommend joining the trivia events in the future. First place got these fhcs in addition to the swanky hand painted (by a nice dude who was at the con) vanguard figurine on the first page fo the tread. Second place got 42 of them. In total Julie sent nearly a thousand FHCs in prizes.

 

No I was not threatened by staff members to post this. 

Impressions from TornCon Amsterdam · · 4 likes

I mean Torntools dev + TRIVIA WINNER 2026 are some things to get recognised for. Being a chill dude is a close second :P 

How would you pitch Torn? · · 3 likes

Impressions from TornCon Amsterdam · · 14 likes

Here ya go. Heavily censored :P

Edit: Credits for the original picture go to Evaline

Hank's Ratio / Baldr's Ratio · · 2 likes

Technically sure. But it will take a bit longer for SE's to be more cost efficient than FHCs. I'm a weirdo who doesn't take any drugs. My highest stat, dex at 2.3b is still not high enough to make SE's worth it as I get similar (still a bit higher than SE's) gains for 40m less (could be 60, can't be bothered to do the guestimation again).... no my current training style is not actually cheaper than the lsd or xanax route... self inflicted suffering, of course XD

TEN badum tshh BILLION BATTLESTATS!!!! LOLELUL · · 2 likes

Gratz. Somehow I read that in the dr evil voice

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M'aol jokes · · 1 like

What did the monster say yesterday night to people in Hawaii?

 

M'aoloha 

 

See you don't need George or any chatbot to make jokes

AITA? SavageGrace · · 11 likes

SavageGrace, more like GracelessSavage

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But yep no obligation on either side. If people ask it in a more friendly and sincere way they are more likely to actually get something back however. Also thanking them for doing so while asking helps :P

M'aol winnings · · 2 likes

I'm meming to make the pain go away. This was me last night (the guy on the left)

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WARS OVER EVERYONE GO HOME · · 1 like

Put that into a meme format or gtfo. Only serious karma farming is allowed in treads like these

Am I holding a record for longest run with no OD ·

If we go by active players it may actually be me holding that uhm "honor"

WARS OVER EVERYONE GO HOME · · 8 likes

That question gets the juices flowing, doesn't it? Have a lovely time figuring that out ;)

WARS OVER EVERYONE GO HOME · · 2 likes

The_Law will be followed to the letter by those lawyers 

WARS OVER EVERYONE GO HOME · · 11 likes

According to which Law?

WARS OVER EVERYONE GO HOME · · 6 likes

Not terming wars is fun though