An ugly man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him ...
... the woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?" and the man is stunned. He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him so he agrees. They both get into his car and drive really far. He stops at a cliff with the view of the whole city. Within seconds they start taking off their clothes. After 15 minutes of vigorous sex they finally finish. They both put their clothes on and they both just sit there awkwardly. The woman speaks up and says "I'm a prostitute and its going to be 100 dollars for my service." The man is stunned and saddened that she didn't really like him. He gives her the money and they both sit there awkwardly. The woman tells him that she is ready to leave and the man replies "I'm a taxi driver and its going to be 150 dollars for the ride here and back."
EDIT; Thanks a lot of the giveaway and, goodluck to all!
A young man was about to have sex for the first time..
The young man was very nervous about having sex with his girlfriend for the very first time, because he was convinced that his penis would be too small.
Eventually he realized that he could not postpone it forever and he nervously invited her over to his house.
Hesitatingly he started to take off his clothes and after that he dimmed the lights. Very carefully he started taking off her clothes and he started stroking her.
Finally he nervously nestled his erection inside her hand, hoping she didn't realize how small it was.
An ugly man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him ...
... the woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?" and the man is stunned. He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him so he agrees. They both get into his car and drive really far. He stops at a cliff with the view of the whole city. Within seconds they start taking off their clothes. After 15 minutes of vigorous sex they finally finish. They both put their clothes on and they both just sit there awkwardly. The woman speaks up and says "I'm a prostitute and its going to be 100 dollars for my service." The man is stunned and saddened that she didn't really like him. He gives her the money and they both sit there awkwardly. The woman tells him that she is ready to leave and the man replies "I'm a taxi driver and its going to be 150 dollars for the ride here and back."
EDIT; Thanks a lot of the giveaway and, goodluck to all!