A couple of boys remove the cap to an old well in a farm field. One boy spits down the well and listens...nothing. The other boy finds a small rock and drops it down the well....still nothing. The first boy finds a large boulder and the two of them push it down the well....still no splash or noise. Finally, the boys pick up a railroad tie, tip it up on end and launch it down the well...just then, a goat comes running in and jumps straight down the well! A farmer saw the goat go down the well and he came over to the boys. "Was that a goat that just went down that well?" The boys said "Yes sir, was it yours?" Farmer replied "Couldn't be, my goat is tied up to a railroad tie".
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A couple of boys remove the cap to an old well in a farm field. One boy spits down the well and listens...nothing. The other boy finds a small rock and drops it down the well....still nothing. The first boy finds a large boulder and the two of them push it down the well....still no splash or noise. Finally, the boys pick up a railroad tie, tip it up on end and launch it down the well...just then, a goat comes running in and jumps straight down the well! A farmer saw the goat go down the well and he came over to the boys. "Was that a goat that just went down that well?" The boys said "Yes sir, was it yours?" Farmer replied "Couldn't be, my goat is tied up to a railroad tie".
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