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we're planning to attack Torn's hardest NPC....Duke...each person will make 1 mil or more...and you're stats will skyrocket. If you are interested, reply to this post.

"Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise) Sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it with dew) Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two The Candy Man (the Candy Man) Oh, the Candy Man can (the Candy Man can) The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good (Makes the world taste good)"-Ray Conniff

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take $940k

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Wow....congrats

"Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise) Sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it with dew) Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two The Candy Man (the Candy Man) Oh, the Candy Man can (the Candy Man can) The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good (Makes the world taste good)"-Ray Conniff

NOW HIRING ANY PLAYERS.....within reason


KEEP your cans
Loyalty BONUSES
Monthly RAFFLES
FREE trains (You can exchange cans if you want for top priority for the day...LIMIT 1 PER WEEK)

Apply Here

Personally the voices in my head

I heard there was a secret song
That David played for much too long
And the lord said you dont know another do ya?
It goes like this, the 4th, the 5th
Theyre pretty basic chords if catch my drift
Its another crappy version of Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Salagadoola
Magicaboola
Bibbidi bobbidi boo la

You had a party up on the roof
The liquor was all 90 proof
You asked her bra size she said Whats it to ya?
She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your nose and cut your hair
And made you listen to hours of Hallelujah

Hallelujah
She broke your tooth-a
But Hallalujah
Cuz then she blew ya (ok, one sex joke)

There was a time when we didnt know
Who Leonard was or Buckyley, so
We had to keep on listening to Imagine
Now every time its on the tube
Or covered by another rube
Leonards bank accounts are screaming Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Making moolah
Be bop a lula
Hallelujah

Heres the over-analysis part.

In the first verse my goal was to take the song off its pedestal by showing that even the lord thinks its overplayed and what a simple song it actually is. Then with the chorus I pull the rug out from the word Hallelujah itself by equating with a song from Disneys Cinderella.

The second verse is a rewrite of a verse in the song that includes similar sex and violence. Often left out of performances on tribute shows. Mine inflicts further punishment that includes hour of listening to Hallelujah. And one gratuitous sex joke.

The third verse is about the songs over-success. Nearly taking over Imagine as the go-to song for tributes, funerals, weddings, etc. And about the joy Leonard Cohen and his bank accounts must have every time another yahoo covers the song.

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hi

240, 140, 926, 688, 712

corn

corn

well you experience will go up a lot

multiple people attack one after another

I've been playing torn for some time....but I'm only able to get on once a week (twice if I'm lucky) so I'm still learning my way through Torn and I could really use some help...Is it possible that I could get a care package?

Chocloate cake

I LIKE CAKE

cheese

cheese

I just finished my MBA in Business Accounting at Yale