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[BUG] 60s protection applies to last week RW · · 25 likes

Have to say, even if it's beneficial for us, Torn staff absolutely should have made sure that ongoing RWs were grandfathered into the old rules. That's absolutely basic.

Also scripts are bypassing what appears to be a client-side protection system. Absolutely absurd.

Someone's doing code review at Torn LLC right? Like anyone? Was not even a single unit test written for an outside RW hit? My resume is still with your team otherwise :)

Complain about being unfairly treated in a RW · · 130 likes

Very strange that you keep claiming we "abused a bug." The bug (one of the two bugs) was that outside hitters could bypass the merc protection. We are in the war. We are not outside hitters. It is physically impossible for any Xenon member to abuse a bug that specifically applies to other factions. This was communicated rapidly to merc groups when the bug was discovered to prevent them from accidentally using an exploit.

In any case, as we don't control what players from other factions do, it has nothing to do with Xenon. And as has been shown to you, your own mercs bypassed the merc protection window and prevented us from hitting your members. I assume that in the name of the fairness you claim to want to achieve, you are also offering us point compensation for the score we could not achieve due to your mercs abusing the bug? :)

On the other hand (re: the other bug), if you mean that we should not have been hitting your members and instead wait for the merc window because the new RW rules were improperly applied to our war, all I have to say is that's insanely stupid. You want some poor guy to hold a stopwatch and call every single hit once 60 seconds have elapsed? Is that what your side was doing, to avoid abusing the bug? :) We won't forfeit a war because of bad Torn code we have zero control over and have no responsibility for lmao. It's a shame that happened, but that's why your bug report exists -- because neither side has any control over that whatsoever.

At the end of the day, I think most (if not all) Xenon members that commented on your original thread agreed that it's unfair for you that the two bugs were introduced, yet here you are calling us cheaters. Sorry to say but Torn code issues are not Xenon's responsibility (or if they are I need to renegotiate the salary I should be getting).

BUY MUGGER ALERT · · 87 likes

Or in other words, "I fail to protect my money alert. Mug me more."

Termed War · · 25 likes

I'd send 70 mails to each of their members with just the word "xans" but that's probably why they don't put me in charge of these things.

[BUG] 60s protection applies to last week RW · · 11 likes

There's simply no way they could have known a RW was ongoing.

Recent archived posts

My Pussy Got Me Harassed ·

People take this game way too seriously. Imagine mini-modding global chat.

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I for one love the absolute absence of context.

How is that even possible · · 1 like

You got to the point that's considered the bare minimum for playing Torn and thought you'd be on a leaderboard?

Dear Secret Santa: Blink Twice If You're Alive · · 1 like

Got nothing from my secret Santa and no response from the person I was assigned 🤔 My secret Santa could just be busy IRL, but the person I was assigned has definitely been online a lot. 

Hello world · · 3 likes

I wish I had the confidence to make a thread assuming people know who I am.

Sugar's Spice: How-to Hack Halloweek ·

You write incorrectly not strangely. Simple as that.

 

You also recommend attacking weak targets which is fine -- but this means attacking with a different weapon first substantially increases the risk of losing the spooky bonus. You also would not be taking damage against weak targets so no reason at all to worry about med cooldowns. 

 

These two recommendations cannot coexist. 

 

Surely you'd know that if you wrote this guide about "mathematics" and "efficiency." 

 

It sounds like backtracking now that you've realized your original advice was wrong. 

asd · · 1 like

  1. Posted in wrong forum?
  2. Wouldn't accept more even if someone offered it?

 

Off to a good start!

Lmao a 15-year player is still so much of an idiot · · 4 likes

You posted this thread that no one asked for; now whining about unsolicited feedback. Dubious at best.

Buying losses @250k · · 2 likes

And even if you're buying losses, you started traveling at the exact moment you posted this, so how do you expect people to "go for it," exactly? Really didn't plan a single detail of this ahead of time, huh.

Tornsy - stocks tool ·

This just displays Torn stock charts? If so working fine for me. 

Finders Keepers - A Month Journal · · 9 likes

Using Finders Keepers outside of January?

Dubious.

And at 118 days I'm curious if you've completed all of the city find educations.

Or have full awareness merits.

Thanks for keeping a public memo of your wasted book.

Sometimes There's Just Nothing To Do · · 2 likes

People can barely show up to OCs on time. No way anyone would actually enjoy interactive checkpoints in practice.

1 Level Reveal(s) for SELL $99M or best offer · · 1 like

Fast response and good pricing. Thank you!

Burn , baby , Burn · · 3 likes

Work on those awful xanax numbers before worrying about your crime income.

How do people feel about Hustling? ·

I made decent money on hustling -- was never negative -- but I make far more on scamming so I don't touch it. It's otherwise one of my favorite crimes.

Season 2 · · 5 likes

Announcements about announcements are like meetings to plan meetings.

Torn Rollback ·

You figured everyone needs to hear your stream of consciousness so you needed to bump a thread that's been dead for a month to post about the Mayan calendar and Kansas?

Yes, I'm complaining about eggs! · · 5 likes

Be sure to pop the gold egg as soon as you get it too. The earlier the better. 

Easter Egg Hunt 2025 Leaderboard · · 1 like

Then reread my comment yeah, bruh?

You do know that players who got 23 on day one this year are just players who didn't collect the eggs you already collected in previous years...right? I imagine the only explanation for your weird, incorrect rant is that you don't know this key detail.

If you were actually reading the very thread you're responding in (or any Easter thread for that matter), you'd know that unfound eggs roll over between years, as many others besides myself have already said.

 

And let's read that article you asked me to read that you yourself apparently didn't read, yeah champ?

A brief eggsamination of Torn’s back-end tells us that uncollected eggs also roll over like a french omelette, meaning even more eggs will be lurking in 2025 for anyone who came up trumps last year

 

One of us has been reading, and you've proven that it ain't you.

Easter Egg Hunt 2025 Leaderboard · · 2 likes

What are you talking about? "I end up with 11 then 10 the next year, literally less than half the number by the favored players who get all the eggs." 

 

So you got 21 in two years and the max that was obtained in two years is 23... 21 vs 23...do explain where this is "literally less than half the number."

 

You do know that players who got 23 on day one this year are just players who didn't collect the eggs you already collected in previous years...right? I imagine the only explanation for your weird, incorrect rant is that you don't know this key detail.