Granted, you become a Mewtwo in Pokemon GO, you don't have free will anymore as you are a scripted object. Pokemon GO freaks go crazy when they hear you appeared somewhere in the city, causing an human stampede of tons of people that just want to be with you, and catch you in the meantime.
I wish for more people to play this game besides us 3.
Granted, a pair of asian male trainers go every weekend to your house to teach your sister and mom yoga. One of the asian trainers is homo and he makes your whole weekends unconfortable giving you dirty looks.
Granted, while on a player's gathering in San Francisco, a terrorist group launch an attack to that point, resulting in over 4000 pokemon players dying. People are afraid now of playing pokemon as it is dangerous.
I wish, once again, for more people to play the corrupt - a - wish game.
Granted, you become a Mewtwo in Pokemon GO, you don't have free will anymore as you are a scripted object. Pokemon GO freaks go crazy when they hear you appeared somewhere in the city, causing an human stampede of tons of people that just want to be with you, and catch you in the meantime.
I wish for more people to play this game besides us 3.
Granted, before you start your travel, you go into the 'Corrupt - A - Wish' thread without reading neither the rules nor the previous posts. and post something completely off topic. This result in your Torn account being banned. You log in to your favorite MMORPG and begin your travel around the world on your alligator mount.
I wish i have the power to control radio frequences as cellphones and internet with my mind.
Granted, you live a perfect life full of perfect things., you no longer have to ammount to anything, you don't have any goal to reach, you have a perfect relationship with no fights. You commit suicide after 3 months of living like this.
I wish for all wishes from the start of the thread to be null.
Is it ilegal to kill yourself? Like ' sir, you're under arrest for killing yourself' while they move your dead body to the cop car.
Granted, the world is now a MMORPG. You don't know the movement controls and you end up falling down a cliff. The game has a permadeath system, you die.
I wish to have telepathy so i can move my mouse without need to move my hand
Granted, 2.3 million ton of cake appear in your tiny room fusing the nucleus, protons and neutrons in the environment together, producing a big explosion that end your and your loved ones lifes.
I wish for chihuahuas to be unable to bark ever again. Seriously f**king chihuahuas.
Granted, with all these things you lose your job and become a NEET. the fastest internet in the world is expensive, so you can only afford it for 1 year. After that year of unlimited food and water supplies, you become the fattest guy on the earth. Without being able to get a job, eating now is the only thing you can do. You die of obesity in 6 years, all alone.
My wish was already corrupted, I meant yacht, sorry!
Granted, the Mad Scientist use one of his gadgets to fix and delete every unneeded post to make the thread look clearer. A while later, he invent a time machine using a microwave.
He returns back in time and begin his adventure, but by doing so, he modifies the past. The thread is the same as always, It was never fixed.
I wish I could live until I watch all animes made ever.