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Princess_Dale [1986482] Level 60 Fallen Princess Dale's Beavers BVR Dear Eternal Beaver

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Melee Weapons · · 12 likes


Where can I get some fists from? I've looked through all the shops, but nothing.

Thanks.

Steal the Sheep · · 2 likes


The delicate and pretty Princess tiptoes into Fischapokalypse's house (which is made entirely of cheese and Twiglets) slices his face off, stamps on his toes and frolics away with the sheep.  And the remote control.

Subscription, this cant be right! · · 3 likes


It might stop the tears of subscribers.

Torn April Fools · · 10 likes


Cut the ends off husband's socks.



Change the times on the clocks.



"Ian, Ian, you're late for work"

500 Error · · 5 likes


I believe the technical term for it is "It's f*cking f*cked".



It's doing it again...

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Subscription, this cant be right! · · 3 likes


It might stop the tears of subscribers.

Chat not working..Faction, Job, PM ·


Mine's broke as well.  I thought I was on the Naughty Step at first.



I blame CG.

Possibly the Worst Scammer Ever · · 3 likes

LittlePrincess_: hey
Princess_Dale: Hello
LittlePrincess_: Drazyl here
LittlePrincess_: am using new acc of friend atm
Princess_Dale: I thought you might be. You left your phone here last night after f**king me up the arse
Princess_Dale: What time are you coming round to collect it? You also owe me £50 for oral

Scammer · · 6 likes


I've had it happen a few times now.  The latest was this one a few minutes ago.


Iamdidi: hey
Iamdidi: u there?
Princess_Dale: Yes
Iamdidi: Drazyl here
Iamdidi: am using new acc of friend atm
Princess_Dale: I wondered where you were
Princess_Dale: You left your filthy skiddy undies on the bedroom floor this morning
Iamdidi: oh lol
Princess_Dale: And you're a shit shag

They appear to have gone offline now.  

Steal the Sheep · · 2 likes


The delicate and pretty Princess tiptoes into Fischapokalypse's house (which is made entirely of cheese and Twiglets) slices his face off, stamps on his toes and frolics away with the sheep.  And the remote control.

April Fools Day joke · · 2 likes


Thank you.

April Fools Day joke · · 10 likes


Your face needs an off button.

April Fools Day joke · · 3 likes


For the love of Baby Jebus, how? How do we turn them off?

Torn April Fools · · 10 likes


Cut the ends off husband's socks.



Change the times on the clocks.



"Ian, Ian, you're late for work"

Nutters & Torn ·


Errm, you started the thread. Or did you forget?



You also forgot that when you were quoted earlier on, you'd been using your other username. That's obviously allowed though. As is sending disgusting and intimidating e-mails. You must be really special.

Nutters & Torn · · 2 likes


Remind us why you got binned from your last faction?



Oh, and cheers for grassing one of us up. You spineless mess.

Chat servers are down? ·


https://www.torn.com/forums.php#!p=threads&f=19&t=16032411&b=0&a=0

How Do You Help Your Faction? An All Discussion · · 8 likes


I help by making sure they've all got a packed lunch before they go to work (with a piece of fruit, obviously - 5 a day and all that), and that their sketti 'oops and chicken dinos are on the table when they get home. Other than that, they just run wild and free, like little urchins, but at least they've got full tummies. If they get into too much trouble, they'll get a clip round the ear'ole and sent to bed early, and the next day it's all forgotten.

It seems to work.

500 Error · · 5 likes


I believe the technical term for it is "It's f*cking f*cked".



It's doing it again...

Missing Xanax · · 2 likes


Mate, you should have said. If you need stuff, just let me know.

Nutters & Torn ·


Where's my pony? You promised me a pony.

Oh and you need to brush your teeth Your breath stinks.

Nutters & Torn ·


Why did you change your name to Custard, and your "fiance" to The_Snail?



Or have you got 2 accounts?

Nutters & Torn ·


You're getting spanked like a ginger stepchild.



Suck it up.

Nutters & Torn ·


Never rile Daddy Beaver.


Nutters & Torn ·


Not happening. I will not give you a PI.



You leave me alone, stop putting me in hospital constantly, stop being a crying clart, and we have a deal.