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I call dibs on the useless barmaid who tells everyone the same three lines of meaningless gossip ;P

Seriously, sounds fun though

the rules to this game are pretty simple, survive seven days in the lovely town of nightvale. Oh, and don't acknowledge the hooded figures in the dog park. I will try to create a scenario every week and you all have to find a way to solve, help, or aggravate the situation. For those of you who are current on the podcast, please don't do spoilers (unless you want the sheriff's secret police to visit)
This being a Lovecraftian town, pretty much anything goes and any minor error will get you killed, fast, painfully, repeatedly.....I shut up now.


Have fun! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *ahem* have fun


Week 1: the ballon in the dog park


See this sad little boy dry humping my leg? His ballon floated into the dog park. Children are not allowed in the dog park, dogs are not allowed in the dog park, we do not acknowledge the existence of the mysterious hooded figures in the dog park. Get this boy a godamn balloon before I get arrested....quickly....please?......pretty please?........with cherries?....

120

Granted, however, it only happens when Baby Shark is playing.

I wish I wasn't tired all the time

Questioning how that was supposed to work and why only 10$

I'm sexually confused. I think I have feelings for my brother but I'm pretty sure I'm a lesbian.

Remove spark plugs

Hentai

Renee ducked behind a dumpster suppressing a yelp. This is getting rediculous. Three days of heading south and she still felt very afraid of everyone and everything. Nevermind that she had enough ammunition to hold out for hours against a patrol, but she still felt awkward using the knife and guns had a habit of drawing more attention. She walked past a bazaar, ignoring the people and looking for anything that resembled an underground hideout...which in this part of town was a bit too obvious. She walked in and saw people hanging around a bar, they stared at her, "I'm looking for," she glanced at the paper she had picked up from the trash, slightly burnt, "Reaper Jackson." She didn't like how they seemed to look through her clothes. At least she had changed back into her jeans and hoodie, so that was there....
"Reaper you say? He been dead for months, Order got him." Renee's face fell. She was on the verge of tears. No escape seemed possible.

Valkyrie thanked the elevator' it always payed to be polite to such important components. She walked to the weapon bench sitting by the firing range, "Ah, it's you." Dr. Adams had a line of knives set out, it was obvious that no new designs had been made, "I wish I could tell of the magnificent breakthroughs, but all we have managed to do is make them lighter." He glanced at Valkyrie from the corner of his eye, "I will be sure to see that you receive your benediction, supplicant." She grabbed up the brace of knives and strapped them to her arms and legs, "Anything I should know about?" Adams coughed, "Well, if it's not too much trouble, I was told to ensure that you are supplied with less lethal equipment. Killing your target will cause problems. We have stun pellets, knockout gas and electrified whips." Valkyrie glanced at the gear and then took a whip, "This will be all."

damn, I missed signup :( Still, I can't wait to watch and see how this plays out.

granted, but now you find yourself being the new McGuyver and die in highly improbable situations

I wish guys would stop hitting on me....it's getting kinda creepy with bad pick up lines...

fish in the bra

Granted, an undead partridge in a radioactive tree fries your brain an turns you into a hermaphrodite with one nostril


I wish I had a house full of cats

Peple

Craok

Yay for money

I refuse to not stop nonsense on principle

Nurple

Purple

When you play slots only 75 times

Takes him to the bar....the gay bar >:P

Director Haden sat in his office looking at the file, he wasn't sure if the summary was meant to be good news or bad, Asset known as Valkyrie has repeatedly defied orders concerning the execution of rebel sympathizers. Has been reported to actively protect several on grounds of either age, gender, or other factors. Prison capacity is nearing critical levels and is projected to over saturate with dissident groups. Valkyrie's ability is the only factor speaking in her favor. Recommend that she be sent after Renee Braggadon for rescue. Otherwise, termination would appear to be necessary. He hit a buzzer on his desk, "Let her in." Valkyrie wasn't entirely like her namesake, she was an average, plain looking woman who, with a few minutes of makeup could pass as pretty much any female anywhere. Provided they didn't have a particularly large chest. Haden knew from experience that she was much more deadly than she looked, having reportedly surviving a shot to the head at point blank. She was also said to has hacked computers and electronics without touching them, a gift from nanotechnology experimentation. If there was any indication of the instability predicted from scientists, it was that she would swing from absolute zero to passionate in seconds seemingly uncontrollably. The goddess complex also hinted at instability but it wasn't as bad in the minds of the geniuses who came up with the idea. "Have a seat." She eyed him hungrily and then sat down. Haden couldn't be sure, but he thought he smelled perfume and that dress was definitely not regulation for female agents preferring more feminine wear. The slit along the side nearly reached her buttocks an the very deep neckline looked more like a navel line. She leaned forward slightly, "Remember how I said that little children are a gift from us? I've decided to have twins in three years." The matter of fact way she said it with a slight seductive tone added in made suggested The Goddess was here, "We have a new assignment for you." He tapped the keyboard and a holographic image flicker to life on the desk, " This is Renee Braggadon, her father supplies us with the resources that made you ...achieve your divinity." Valkyrie looked at the image, clearly interested, "Such a young and innocent looking thing. Kidnapped?" Haden shrugged, "That's the question everyone's asking. She managed to escape all attempts to recover her despite the fact that she hasn't left her stepfather's possessiveness since her mother married him. A cell was taken out yesterday where she was reportedly being held. Our informants tend to disappear so we aren't entirely sure at the moment as to what went down. If she is a runaway, which given her psychological profile is rated at extremely unlikely unless under intense duress, she wouldn't stay in the Capitol for much longer." Valkyrie smirked, "I recall something about this, the girl has almost no social skill and has only been seen when Jerome wants to put her on display. What do you want me go do? Bring her in and see what dear daddy is really planning?"
"In a way, these 'Suits' that everyone is seeing made their first appearance when she was taken, Braggadon may be a threat to The Order and we need to get what we can from her."
"I suppose that would make sense. Very well, I shall go and lead the girl to womanhood."
"We want her unharmed and unsullied." Valkyrie looked hurt, "Are you insinuating that I don't show self control?
"Your last lover found an untimely end in a factory accident." She smiled lushy at him, "Poor boy,me thought he could have more than one woman, the others have no idea how much heartache my divine intervention saved them. She strutted out the door to the lift, "Armory please." It descended rapidly as a plan formed in her mind.