I was conceived in the back garden and my mother was gripping my fathers hands as I was being pushed out of the womb, my dad said "relax dear you're almost there" and my mother replied "Will you shut the F**K up james" and my father, out of spite released my mothers hand, my mum then asked "why'd you let go?" my father replied, "to go watch sky sports as you told me to do one" shocked as my mother was, she screamed "Sky, We'll name her sky!"
23 years later here I am, typing a post on a game to hopefully win something for no reason whatsoever >.<