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DonValentino [1992972] Level 69 Medic!! MED! Chief Doctor

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DonValentino's Health Clinic [Selling Revives] · · 47 likes

Hey guys! I'm a medic over at...Medic, and I love my job! I'm level 100 with a revive count of 6945 (#175!) at the moment. 

 

STAYING STACKED DURING ELIMS! MSG FOR REVS <3

 

I'm looking for clients to revive during the week. Maybe you've got missions, hostiles, need to clear bounties, need me to fly and revive you, etc. 

I stay stacked as much as possible so that when requests come in I can fulfill them right away. 

Rates are the usual 2 xan or 1.8m per (including fails). I'm available pretty much all day, asleep 4:00 - 11:00 torn time (11-7 us central).

Weekends I'm usually busy with revive contracts for wars, but feel free to message then as well.

 

Pro Tip #1: Add me as a friend so you can see when I'm online!

Pro Tip #2: Sending me $1 with a message can be better than sending a chat, those notifications seem to push through to my phone faster, and it pops up when I'm on desktop. 

 

Thanks! 

DonValentino

Medic!! / 7.0m / DIAMOND 1 · · 7 likes

I would throw myself off a cliff into a sea of molten lava that's been infested with lava-resistant piranhas with poisonous, jagged little teeth covering their bodies for this faction

Medic!! / 7.0m / DIAMOND 1 · · 5 likes

Ah, Torn, I'm tellin' ya, it don't get no better than this. I've been coming to the same faction for 500 days now and in no way is that depressing.

Medic!! / 7.0m / DIAMOND 1 · · 4 likes


BEST 600 DAYS OF MY LIFE

Lawyer's RW Corner - Good Weapons For Good Prices! · · 5 likes

I opened a shitty pen knife in a melee cache and all I got was an absolutely pleasant selling experience with Lawyer

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Medic!! / 7.0m / DIAMOND 1 · · 2 likes

BEST 700 DAYS OF MY LIFE

DonValentino's Health Clinic [Selling Revives] ·

I will be staying stacked (inshallah) during elims! Message me to set up a deal or just if you need a reliable reviver :) Cheers and good luck!

Closed · · 1 like

Good guy even though he's English! Thanks for the giveaway looking forward to you losing to me 100 times

Medic!! / 7.0m / DIAMOND 1 · · 4 likes


BEST 600 DAYS OF MY LIFE

Custom JLT Spring Banners 2026 ·

DonValentino L3, cheers :)

Selling Loses 300k each (open) · · 2 likes

Bought 11, provided quickly. Thanks!

Stats from 100 bets · · 3 likes

 

Hit my 100th bet today so thought it'd be interesting to share my stats and see how everyone else is faring.

Three biggest losses have been 100m (1.66), 100m (1.22), and 75m (1.61).
Three biggest wins have been 61m (1.61), 45m (1.45), and 42m (1.42).

Sucks I'm only up 26m even with 33 more wins than losses but that's what I get for betting short odds (and of course happy to be profitable at all lol). 

How you guys doing? Cheers!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

My Lingerie Store is being sold, looking for a steady 10* LS

 

Manual labor: 15,707
Intelligence: 48,685
Endurance: 77,640
EE: 10

 

Looking to buy trains as well

 

Medic!! / 7.0m / DIAMOND 1 · · 5 likes

Ah, Torn, I'm tellin' ya, it don't get no better than this. I've been coming to the same faction for 500 days now and in no way is that depressing.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Looking for 10* LS

Manual labor 15,617
Intelligence 46,760
Endurance 71,718

Can acquire 10 EE if needed

Looking for rotational trains (might be willing to buy extra as well)

Very active

Thanks!

Pokemon CT v2.0 Snow Globe Step by Step Tutorial · · 1 like

Can't believe I'm playing Pokémon on Torn lol. Thanks for the guide!

JLT AUTUMN 2025 CUSTOM BANNERS · · 1 like

DonValentino

League 4

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Thank you!

I Buy Flushies, Drugs, Cans, FHC, EDVD & MORE · · 1 like

nice guy, could do more with boobies, but overall nice guy

Make bookie available overseas/on flights ·

Sure, things could stay the same forever, or, hear me out now, they could improve :)

Make bookie available overseas/on flights · · 15 likes

Could possibly add this as a purchase in the points building, but it would be great if there was like an upgrade called Offshore Betting or Mobile Phone where you could "call in" to the bookie and place a bet. It makes sense that you can't access table games and such while you're flying, but it's 2025 and we should be able to place bets in the sky! But seriously, since the games have actual time limits tied to real start times, it would be great to be able to access that at all times. Thanks!

Pinata Time · · 3 likes

Me when I go outside

Medic!! / 7.0m / DIAMOND 1 · · 4 likes

Haven't posted on this in a while but I want to say I really enjoy being in this crew. Beautiful mix of being competitive but also joking around with friends and having a good time. And I love living that revive life. If you get the chance to join Medic!! I highly recommend it! 

DonValentino's Health Clinic [Selling Revives] · · 47 likes

Hey guys! I'm a medic over at...Medic, and I love my job! I'm level 100 with a revive count of 6945 (#175!) at the moment. 

 

STAYING STACKED DURING ELIMS! MSG FOR REVS <3

 

I'm looking for clients to revive during the week. Maybe you've got missions, hostiles, need to clear bounties, need me to fly and revive you, etc. 

I stay stacked as much as possible so that when requests come in I can fulfill them right away. 

Rates are the usual 2 xan or 1.8m per (including fails). I'm available pretty much all day, asleep 4:00 - 11:00 torn time (11-7 us central).

Weekends I'm usually busy with revive contracts for wars, but feel free to message then as well.

 

Pro Tip #1: Add me as a friend so you can see when I'm online!

Pro Tip #2: Sending me $1 with a message can be better than sending a chat, those notifications seem to push through to my phone faster, and it pops up when I'm on desktop. 

 

Thanks! 

DonValentino

June 2025 TTT Sign Ups Closed! · · 1 like

Most revives

A message to revivers. · · 5 likes

My wife left me because I spend so much time on the computer during wars making sure you guys get revived so don't tell me it's not worth 2 xan