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SE/FHC/EDVD/DP/Cans/Boosters/Drugs · · 130 likes

Buying List!
I buy things and try to provide fair prices to the seller. Every trade is fast and mug free, guaranteed! Below is a list of prices of things I will always buy, as well as the prices I will buy each for.

Buying all items(excluding collectibles, armor, and weapons) for up to 95% of the market price!


START TRADE


MAIL ME




MY TRADES ARE ALWAYS MUG FREE




Bazaar income: $24,770,420,701



Money Mugged: $65,996,583

Largest Trade: 1.4 b



Trades Done: 868






All prices are subject to change as the market fluctuates. I will do my best to keep this up to date, but if a price doesn't look right, just mail me and we can negotiate a better one!

(Updated 3/1/19)


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502 Killed our chain · · 5 likes


We have at least 10 people on. We were all waiting to hit. It's not a matter of us not seeing it, it was interrupted by errors. I know at least a few people were refreshing constantly.



This isn't our first time dealing with 502 errors but this is the first that caused the chain to break.

502 Killed our chain · · 3 likes


Well. That was more of an extended DDos rather than this shorter attack. It's better now and I suppose they found a way to minimize damage. The servers have gotten better with dealing with it but I assume torn is still under attack.

502 Killed our chain · · 3 likes


Our chain was not. You can clearly see that a lot of us are active right now just talking to you. We had many people on during the 502s.

. · · 7 likes


The race between seller and buyer-mugger on who can reach the money first is one of best parts of my day. I always laugh when they fail to get any money.






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Trade Calculator



The goal of this calculator is to simplify the trading process by cutting out the manual calculation and price cross-referencing parts.

It's as easy as inputting the contents of a trade into the cells, adjusting a few metrics, and inputting your API key!


Instructions:


Setup


Starting Up A Trade

SE/FHC/EDVD/DP/Cans/Boosters/Drugs ·

Reviews:

"I added my items and accepted the trade. Alot of people would have just taken my stuff but she didnt and was very helpful" ~Kushman_420

"Excellent experience throughout, all done on my time with the utmost of patience and respect. 10/10 would recommend." ~FrankZappa101

"Good little nub to sell to, would recommend" ~Nug

"Negotiated a large (3000+) plushie/flower transaction, gave me great prices. Will use her services again." ~KermodeBear

"AAA+++ trader. Highly recommend." ~Throe

"First trade with MissusZoan went very well. R+ and will be back in the future!" ~Foe

"Very fast trade and fair price. I'll trade again in the future." ~Panyer

"Honest Trader!" ~Thrie

"Good and honest trader. Would recommend to all" ~Eaglescout

"10/10 would trade again. Thanks for the free thong." ~ DrPhoenix

"Worked hard to win my business. Trustworthy R+" ~Wiber

"A very friendly as well as reliable trader,will be more than happy to trade again.Totally endorse her :)" ~Volturi

"good trade quick easy and gave me a good price would trade again!!!" ~Leffin

"Good trader (coming from a fellow trader at that) and good people all around. Would recommend to a friend, not an enemy ;)" ~MellowFellow

"God damn, this lady's one hell of a trader. I got money for trailers n shit fast. A+++ trader, would recommend"~KingKofy

"Good trade experience - quick, fare and mug free." ~verybad

"Superfast trading mug free will definitely trade again some other time!" ~Chewy_Condom

"great sales" ~Mankiller123

"100% mug free R+" ~Mark_Anthony

"Quick and Reliable trader. 100% Mug Free.. ^_^" ~4Rikimaru6

"Great first trade ! Thank you" ~Lokapanda

"10/10, will trade again" ~Wevie

"Would trade again, reliable and fast." ~vapouriser56

"Fast and safe" ~Night_Ninja

"Fair prices, mug free!" ~playitcoolkid

"Always a pleasure to do business with. Mug free A+ trader. Would absolutely recommend." ~hannaquin

"Amazing Trader great prices as well as friendly and reasonable would use again C:" ~KevinTheHealer

"Thanks for trade. Mug free and great prices." ~Ertone

"Very noob-friendly and reliable trader. No need to fear of mugging. Hoping to trade once again. Thanks for the help. Here, take my upvote as token of gratitude" ~Kadulmul

"Good trader whit good offer. 10/10" ~Brakier

"fast, patient and easy :D" ~TrvshPanda

"Great trade. Totally mug free" ~SamDel

"Safe trader" ~Shubin

SE/FHC/EDVD/DP/Cans/Boosters/Drugs · · 5 likes

Buying List!


I buy things and try to provide fair prices to the seller. Every trade is fast and mug free, guaranteed! Below is a list of prices of things I will always buy, as well as the prices I will buy each for.




Buying all items(excluding collectibles, armor, and weapons) for up to 95% of the market price!







START TRADE





MAIL ME







MY TRADES ARE ALWAYS MUG FREE




Bazaar income: $24,770,420,701



Money Mugged: $65,996,583

Largest Trade: 1.4 b



Trades Done: 868





All prices are subject to change as the market fluctuates. I will do my best to keep this up to date, but if a price doesn't look right, just mail me and we can negotiate a better one!




Old Thread


(Updated 9/28/19)

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SE/FHC/EDVD/DP/Cans/Boosters/Drugs ·

Bump

Selling Respo Hoodie 1.2b ·


Bumpity bump bump

Automated Trade Chat Regulation ·


Frequently in trade chat, there are spammers who create multiple account in order to flood trade chat.

One way to stop this would be to prevent users from entering messages more than once or twice in a row or limiting number of sends per minute to a number such as 10 per minute or the like. 

This would drastically reduce the spamming ability of multis and people who create throwaway accounts who frequently plague trade chat while not impeding the regular users experience. 

https://prnt.sc/jt58u4


SE/FHC/EDVD/DP/Cans/Boosters/Drugs ·


Bump

SE/FHC/EDVD/DP/Cans/Boosters/Drugs ·


I agree. I am a well known scammer. Please listen to the guy with 550+ enemies.

Missuszoan's Selling Thread ·


It's a WIP right now.

Missuszoan's Selling Thread ·


Bump!

502 Killed our chain · · 2 likes


https://prnt.sc/j3n5cx



A screenshot to document the chain logs from DA

502 Killed our chain · · 3 likes


Well. That was more of an extended DDos rather than this shorter attack. It's better now and I suppose they found a way to minimize damage. The servers have gotten better with dealing with it but I assume torn is still under attack.

502 Killed our chain · · 3 likes


Our chain was not. You can clearly see that a lot of us are active right now just talking to you. We had many people on during the 502s.

502 Killed our chain · · 5 likes


We have at least 10 people on. We were all waiting to hit. It's not a matter of us not seeing it, it was interrupted by errors. I know at least a few people were refreshing constantly.



This isn't our first time dealing with 502 errors but this is the first that caused the chain to break.

Forum from Laptop ·


It works fine if you are on the main forum url, just not the one if you come through it via laptop