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Lord Bruno's Trading Hub · · 6 likes


I have 1 reason for playing this game and that reason is gaining power... how I do that? By reliably trading with other people. I will buy your items for prices most other people wont match and there is 0 scam involved... no mugging (I am too weak anyways :P).

If you are looking to buy items my bazaar is always open HOWEVER if you are flying and cant get to drugs or medical items you can always ask and I will trade the old fashioned way! If you do try to buy-mug me you will never catch the cash... I always store it away in my company and never leave my bazaar open when I am off.

When I trade the more items there are the higher I will pay per item.

Items I am currently buying:

Weapons
(single, at/below 3/4 lowest offer in item market)

Armour
(single, at/below 3/4 lowest offer in item market)

Medical Items
Empty Blood bags (bulk, at/below 16800 bucks)
Sfak's (bulk, at/below 17900 bucks)
Fak's (bulk, at/below 24500 bucks)
Morphine (bulk, at/below 48000 bucks)

Temp Items
bricks (bulk, at/below 600 bucks)

Energy Drinks
Santa & Munster (bulk, 30000 or more below lowest item market price)
Rockstar & Cow (bulk, 40000 or more below lowest item market price)
Tourine & X-MASS (bulk, 45000 or more below lowest item market price)

Candy
(bulk, PM me with offers)

Drugs
Cannabis (bulk, at/below 9500 bucks)
Vicodin (bulk, at/below 12000 bucks)
Shrooms (bulk, at/below 18000 bucks)
LSD (bulk, at/below 65000 bucks)
Ecstasy (bulk, at/below 67000 bucks)
Speed (bulk, at/below 190000 bucks)
Xanax (bulk, at/below 847000 bucks)

Alcohol
beer (bulk, at/below 750 bucks)

Other Boosters
Lawyer Business card (bulk, at/below 185000 bucks)
Erotic DVD (bulk, at/below 2525000 bucks)
FHC's (Single, at/below 14800000)

Flowers
Bunch of Flowers (bulk, at/below 185 bucks)
Bunch of Black Roses (bulk, at/below 250 bucks)
Dozen Roses (bulk, at/below 275 bucks)
Single Red Rose (bulk, at/below 950 bucks)
Dahlia (bulk, at/below 3000 bucks)
Banana Orchid (bulk, at/below 11000 bucks)
Crocus (bulk, at/below 12500 bucks)
Orchid (bulk, at/below 30500 bucks)
Edelweiss (bulk, at/below 39000 bucks)
Heather (bulk, at/below 50000 bucks)
Ceibo (bulk, at/below 50000 bucks)
Cherry Blossom (bulk, at/below 68000 bucks)
African Violet (bulk, at/below 80000 bucks)
Peony (bulk, at/below 84000 bucks)
Tribulus (bulk, at/below 88000 bucks)

Supply Packs
Box of Medical Supplies (bulk, at/below 845000 bucks)
Box of Grenades (bulk, at/below 1050000 bucks)
Drug Packs (small amount of bulk, at/below 4150000 bucks)
Goodie Bag (single, at.below 20000000 bucks)
Donator Packs (single, at/below 26500000 bucks)

Clothing
(Bulk, PM me with offers)

Plushies
Teddy (bulk, at/below 850 bucks)
Sheep (bulk, at/below 850 bucks)
Kitten (bulk, at/below 850 bucks)
Wolverine (bulk, at/below 11000 bucks)
Stingray (bulk, at/below 11000 bucks)
Jaguar (bulk, at/below 17000 bucks)
Nessie (bulk, at/below 48000 bucks)
Chamois (bulk, at/below 48000 bucks)
Red Fox (bulk, at/below 50000 bucks)
Monkey (bulk, at/below 51000 bucks)
Lion (bulk, at/below 84000 bucks)
Panda (bulk, at/below 85000 bucks)
Camel (bulk, at/below 102000 bucks)

Misc
tissue boxes (bulk, at/below 150 bucks)
Crazy Straw (bulk, at/below 750 bucks)
Cuban Cigars (bulk, at/below 1900 bucks)

NOTE: If you don't see an item listed above that does NOT mean i wont buy it. PM me with your offers after looking above for recommended prices!

Please vote in the pole and leave a good comment :)



Thanks for your support · · 14 likes


Look I am sorry to everyone who thinks I am a whiner/giving up noob... My emotions got the best of me (it happens) and I overreacted... I took in your guys advice and am using it to my advantage. Instead of trading majorly I am going to just sit back relax and enjoy the game as most of you have done :). To all of you who think I am an idiot, I understand ;) and I am sometimes. I decided to try it out again except change up how I play to make it more fun. So far it is working thanks to you guys :), that is the newbie support I was looking for!

The Smurf Express (Best/Most reliable trading) · · 3 likes

My bazaar:
My profile: http://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=2004980

Buying and selling is how I roll... Here are prices of the items that I buy however I buy mostly everything if the price is right! If you have something that is not below message me to see if I am buying.

PLEASE NOTE!!! The prices do change in the market so I will try to change these prices as often as possible, In case I don't please message me before starting a trade to make sure the price is what is listed!

Packs

Drug Pack- Single 4 mill ~ 2-5 for 4.1 mill each ~ 6-10 for 4.2 mill each ~
Goodie bag- Only single 22 mill
Donator Pack- Only single 25.5 mill

Special Items

Erotic Dvds- Single 2 mill ~ 2-5 for 2.1 mill each ~ 6-15 for 2.3 mill each ~ 16-25 for 2.4 mill each ~
Large Suitcase- Only Single 10 mill

Medical Items

Blood Bags- 1-50 for 13k each ~ 51-100 for 14k each ~ 101-500 for 15k each ~ 500+ for 16k each ~
Sfaks- 1-50 for 14k each ~ 51-100 for 15k each ~ 101-500 for 16k each ~ 500+ for 17k each ~
Faks- 1-50 for 20k each ~ 51-100 for 21k each ~ 101-500 for 22k each ~ 500+ for 23.5k each ~
Morphine- 1-50 for 40k each ~ 51-100 for 42k each ~ 101-500 for 44k each ~ 500+ for 46k each ~

Plushies

Flowers

Alcohol

Weapons/Armor

Message me with prices! (ONLY BUYING SINGLE)

Drugs

Xanax- 1-10 for 830k each ~ 11-25 for 835k each ~ 26-50 for 840k each ~

Other


That like up button is waiting to be pressed :P, also make sure you check out my bazaar for some great deals when you get a chance!

I have never buy mugged before in this game (I have been many times so I know how it feels) however even if I wanted to buy mug I probably could not ;).

Just remember the more of the same item you have the HIGHER I will pay for them. (Except for weapons)


OTHER RELIABLE TRADERS!!!

Xanet [2007324] - http://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=2007324
LadyGenesis [2008357] - http://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=2008357

Casino Comeback · · 0 likes


Hi, I am trying to come back into the game after I lost 200 million (All my cash) and I really want to get back into the game...


HOW I LOST MY CASH
I was doing my own thing... just trading my life away and gaining money when someone came up to me (not sure if I can name names) and informed me that there was a way to gain cash a load faster. This person than explained about doubling in blackjack. I was a noob and was curious about this after the explanation so I said what the heck and tried it. I than became addicted and grew my cash from 180 mill to 200 mill in a day! After this occured I was really excited that I could gain pretty much unlimited cash without putting in much effort until I hit rock bottom. I did 1 bid of 5 million (doubling it to 80 mill) and losing that 80 mill. Now that I was down to around 45 mill I said what the heck and bet that... HUGE mistake because now I was broke... 200 mill lost in around 30 seconds.

WHAT I PLAN ON DOING NOW
Before I wasted all my cash and hard work I was a trader who put loads of effort into the game... I plan on doing that again except this time never going near the casino. In 30 days I managed to get to 180 mill liquid cash even with some set backs during the time. Now with my knowledge of the game and a little bit of starter cash I believe I can blow past that and become the player I think I can be.

WHAT I AM ASKING OF YOU GUYS!

All I would like is a couple small loans... preferably from 500k-20million that could get me started back to where I was before the big issue. I have been trying all day to get one measly loan and have gotten no success... I am running on around 200k cash and am getting nowhere (I have only 6 travel space and no pilot for my PI)... I hope you guys understand and can help me get started again... please message me if you are willing and we can work out interest. Thanks!

Rent a castle · · 0 likes


Looking to rent a castle!!! PM me for prices

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If I wanted to go back into the casino would I really be asking for a loan that small? All I want to do it get enough to where I can buy some cheap bulk items and begin pushing up to where I was... i figured people would not believe but seriously man...

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Umm.. no... Once I realized it was rigged I gave up on gambling... I thought it was actually a fair chance to gain cash... if I really wanted to go back into the casino would i be telling you my sob story?

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Really bro... I am not asking for free money... I am asking for a second chance... I love this game and if I could not play anymore I would be extremely saddened. I know trust is low and people don't like to give loans but I also know that 500k is like a piece of dandruff to some people... open your hearts and give me a chance!

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Yeah Looking back on it I was an idiot.. not surprise people are laughing... however I love this game and was desperate to excell at it.

Casino Comeback ·


Hi, I am trying to come back into the game after I lost 200 million (All my cash) and I really want to get back into the game...


HOW I LOST MY CASH
I was doing my own thing... just trading my life away and gaining money when someone came up to me (not sure if I can name names) and informed me that there was a way to gain cash a load faster. This person than explained about doubling in blackjack. I was a noob and was curious about this after the explanation so I said what the heck and tried it. I than became addicted and grew my cash from 180 mill to 200 mill in a day! After this occured I was really excited that I could gain pretty much unlimited cash without putting in much effort until I hit rock bottom. I did 1 bid of 5 million (doubling it to 80 mill) and losing that 80 mill. Now that I was down to around 45 mill I said what the heck and bet that... HUGE mistake because now I was broke... 200 mill lost in around 30 seconds.

WHAT I PLAN ON DOING NOW
Before I wasted all my cash and hard work I was a trader who put loads of effort into the game... I plan on doing that again except this time never going near the casino. In 30 days I managed to get to 180 mill liquid cash even with some set backs during the time. Now with my knowledge of the game and a little bit of starter cash I believe I can blow past that and become the player I think I can be.

WHAT I AM ASKING OF YOU GUYS!

All I would like is a couple small loans... preferably from 500k-20million that could get me started back to where I was before the big issue. I have been trying all day to get one measly loan and have gotten no success... I am running on around 200k cash and am getting nowhere (I have only 6 travel space and no pilot for my PI)... I hope you guys understand and can help me get started again... please message me if you are willing and we can work out interest. Thanks!

BUYING Can Set 3.5m/each · · 1 like


Great guy, known him since day 1 and is one of the most reliable people I know!

The Smurf Express (Best/Most reliable trading) ·


(Space for later use) (no the above thread is not complete ;) )


More is coming... these are some starter items I added while I was flying

The Smurf Express (Best/Most reliable trading) · · 3 likes

My bazaar:
My profile: http://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=2004980

Buying and selling is how I roll... Here are prices of the items that I buy however I buy mostly everything if the price is right! If you have something that is not below message me to see if I am buying.

PLEASE NOTE!!! The prices do change in the market so I will try to change these prices as often as possible, In case I don't please message me before starting a trade to make sure the price is what is listed!

Packs

Drug Pack- Single 4 mill ~ 2-5 for 4.1 mill each ~ 6-10 for 4.2 mill each ~
Goodie bag- Only single 22 mill
Donator Pack- Only single 25.5 mill

Special Items

Erotic Dvds- Single 2 mill ~ 2-5 for 2.1 mill each ~ 6-15 for 2.3 mill each ~ 16-25 for 2.4 mill each ~
Large Suitcase- Only Single 10 mill

Medical Items

Blood Bags- 1-50 for 13k each ~ 51-100 for 14k each ~ 101-500 for 15k each ~ 500+ for 16k each ~
Sfaks- 1-50 for 14k each ~ 51-100 for 15k each ~ 101-500 for 16k each ~ 500+ for 17k each ~
Faks- 1-50 for 20k each ~ 51-100 for 21k each ~ 101-500 for 22k each ~ 500+ for 23.5k each ~
Morphine- 1-50 for 40k each ~ 51-100 for 42k each ~ 101-500 for 44k each ~ 500+ for 46k each ~

Plushies

Flowers

Alcohol

Weapons/Armor

Message me with prices! (ONLY BUYING SINGLE)

Drugs

Xanax- 1-10 for 830k each ~ 11-25 for 835k each ~ 26-50 for 840k each ~

Other


That like up button is waiting to be pressed :P, also make sure you check out my bazaar for some great deals when you get a chance!

I have never buy mugged before in this game (I have been many times so I know how it feels) however even if I wanted to buy mug I probably could not ;).

Just remember the more of the same item you have the HIGHER I will pay for them. (Except for weapons)


OTHER RELIABLE TRADERS!!!

Xanet [2007324] - http://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=2007324
LadyGenesis [2008357] - http://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=2008357

Thanks for your support · · 4 likes


Look I am sorry to everyone who thinks I am a whiner/giving up noob... My emotions got the best of me (it happens) and I overreacted... I took in your guys advice and am using it to my advantage. Instead of trading majorly I am going to just sit back relax and enjoy the game as most of you have done :). To all of you who think I am an idiot, I understand ;) and I am sometimes. I decided to try it out again except change up how I play to make it more fun. So far it is working thanks to you guys :), that is the newbie support I was looking for!

Thanks for your support · · 14 likes


Look I am sorry to everyone who thinks I am a whiner/giving up noob... My emotions got the best of me (it happens) and I overreacted... I took in your guys advice and am using it to my advantage. Instead of trading majorly I am going to just sit back relax and enjoy the game as most of you have done :). To all of you who think I am an idiot, I understand ;) and I am sometimes. I decided to try it out again except change up how I play to make it more fun. So far it is working thanks to you guys :), that is the newbie support I was looking for!

Lord Bruno's Trading Hub ·


Buying loads in bulk! Message me with offers and I will either accept/reject/negotiate :). Never hurts to try

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Lord Bruno's Trading Hub ·


Some great prices in my bazaar! Willing to buy almost anything (except weapons) in bulk for REALLY great deals! PM me with offers!

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Bump! Currently stuck in switz but when i get back I will be doing some major buying/selling! Will also have some cheap flowers!

Lord Bruno's Trading Hub ·


Bump!!! Currently sitting on 5 mill due to a donator pack and others in my bazaar! Buying cheap bulk items!

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