You were sent a Six Pack of Alcohol from Duke with the message: Okay then boogel listen up, i ain't so good at stories, but your friends are probably dead and one time this guy i knew was dead and then i got a letter on the computer from him a week later saying "hey duke, buy these things they'll make your pecker real big" and I was all scared and stuff. I think they call it a premonition. So I replied saying "Hey Hank, I thought you were dead&#
Duke, my friends they're gone and i-i don't know what happened to them. One night we were just laughing and enjoying a cold one and the next night they vanished without a trace. Even little ole John, he's a short fella but he has a big heart I swear. Now who I share a cold one with or even gamble with as well. I know you're not kind to strangers duke but all I ask is I'd you'll share a cold one with me and tell me your stories like little john once did