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expert...themann · · 0 likes


mission cracking up...expert...ive interrogated themann 6 times...is this a bug that needs reporting
  • Defeat and interrogate TheMann to find the code for Duke's safe
  • Open Duke's safe and deliver him the contents.........still refuses to give the combination to dukes safe

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Torn is a place where anything goes.

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Dark alleys dimly lit that smell of piss.

Your mission is to give a kiss!

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it creeps up your spine and grabs your soul.

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burn penelope!

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Creepy Poem time! - Halloween '17 · · 1 like


There once was a lad from Torn City

and no one seemed to take pity.

So he went on a rage and attacked all he could.

and even bit off someones titty!

Guess the number of candy - Halloween 2017 ·


51

expert...themann ·


thx for the info

duke's safe combination ·


mission cracking up...expert...ive interrogated themann 6 times...is this a bug that needs reporting
  • Defeat and interrogate TheMann to find the code for Duke's safe
  • Open Duke's safe and deliver him the contents

expert...themann ·


mission cracking up...expert...ive interrogated themann 6 times...is this a bug that needs reporting
  • Defeat and interrogate TheMann to find the code for Duke's safe
  • Open Duke's safe and deliver him the contents.........still refuses to give the combination to dukes safe

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WTF!...I WANT 75 E COMPENSATION

504 Gateway Time-out during attack ·


whats going on with the attack timed out...i want compensation for my loss of energy...hope this issue gets fixed

Forgiven award ·


pray when you first log on.... pray before you end your day....you will get it 6-10 days like this

A Christmas Carol - Christmas 2016 ·


oh Duke got run over by a reindeer

while flying to africa for drugs.

when he arrived he drank some beer

and was mugged by a level 50 thug

Community Accumulator- Christmas 2016 ·


voted

Torn Super Six- Christmas 2016 ·


Arsenal 2 v West Brom 1

Leicester 0 v Everton 1

Burnley 2 v Middlesbrough 2

Manchester 3 United v Sunderland 1

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Swansea 0 v West Ham 2

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