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Looking for a faction; post details here · · 9 likes

Looking for a forever home in a multi conglomerate syndicate(meaning many factions under 1 umbrella with varying yet like-minded long term goals)

 

Returning to Torn after YEARS away, barely learned how to play back then but still managed to make a dent in the fabric somehow(those who know, know)

 

Very poor stats atm at 44k total Battle, aiming at doing happy jumps on all cooldowns, self sufficient(DPs if I go under my goals)

 

Active all day, every day due to well... battling cancer, so I have nothing but time to waste as I go through treatments.

 

Looking for a peaceful/semi warring faction so that I can learn even more about everything and hopefully become more than just a small cog in large well oiled machine (if the future allows it)

 

Send me a message and we can start a dialogue, thanks for reading my little blog hehe

 

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Edit 1: I use Torn Scripts, PDA, Discord etc and willing to use more to be a more efficient Torn Citizen and Faction Member

RL Wife FORCED me to Divorce my Torn Spouse · · 26 likes


Edited out, sorry guys and gals

Any "Career" Torn Players Around? · · 16 likes


Greetings Torn Citizens o/

Now, you might be wondering what I mean by saying "Torn Career", WELL!

As the game itself has prospered well over the years with some players STILL playing the game to this day just as aggressively as they did on year 5 I have come to think (that is always a sign that you should duck and cover, just saying)

I came to think, Is my newly found obsession and subsequent addiction to Torn a common thing and if so where are you guys and can we be best friends? hehe

I aim to install all Torn related things on my soon to be Torn device (android tab) so that I may get a social fix whenever I need to from either my fellow faction members, company members, friends or to check on stocks, races, poker tables, using that nerve bar when it finishes (damn thing is fast and well, it NEEDS to be used and always on a timer lol)

You can see from my profile that I went all in both in presence on profile(pic,name etc) and in studying all the guides available that are pertinent to my level and 30 days ahead training. Studying up on companies, I am going for a 8-10* Fitness Center so if you are hiring ring me up on my cellphone yo! (worst joke award perhaps?)
Both presence and monetary wise as I immediately subscribed to Torn and will stay subscribed till the end of days! (i.e server death, at which point me and my fellow Torn Citizens will buy the game and servers from the developers!)

Yes, I know these are lofty words from someone who has barely seen lvl 7 long enough to appreciate the fact that when I got mugged the gentleman at hand got away with Zero Doll Hairs and had the nerve to chat me up afterwards, needless to say he was brought to his low level knees and... ohh, hey, yo! Dafuq is that story for, I digress completely from the point haha

But lofty goals is what life is about! Dream Big and NEVER let go of that Dream! Make it Happen!

THIS IS SSSPPPPAAAARRRTTTAAAA!!!!!

I got a little bit hyped up there, all that manly encouragement talk, it gets to me ya know haha

Feel like a chat after all that? Hit me up and lets discuss OUR future :)


Post Edit:
Extreme Anxiety prevents me from normal social interactions which is why it's important to me to have a Faction and Company that are active as hell and in it to win it as I don't go half way in on anything in life, it ain't me babe*

*Sonny and Cher? If you don't even know what I mean don't hit me up, please for the love of god, you don't have to be a fan but at least KNOW about when they split up and why! LOL

RL Wife FORCED me to Divorce my Torn Spouse · · 3 likes


Edited Out, sorry guys and gals

Graveyard · · 0 likes


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Looking for a faction; post details here · · 9 likes

Looking for a forever home in a multi conglomerate syndicate(meaning many factions under 1 umbrella with varying yet like-minded long term goals)

 

Returning to Torn after YEARS away, barely learned how to play back then but still managed to make a dent in the fabric somehow(those who know, know)

 

Very poor stats atm at 44k total Battle, aiming at doing happy jumps on all cooldowns, self sufficient(DPs if I go under my goals)

 

Active all day, every day due to well... battling cancer, so I have nothing but time to waste as I go through treatments.

 

Looking for a peaceful/semi warring faction so that I can learn even more about everything and hopefully become more than just a small cog in large well oiled machine (if the future allows it)

 

Send me a message and we can start a dialogue, thanks for reading my little blog hehe

 

Premium

 

Edit 1: I use Torn Scripts, PDA, Discord etc and willing to use more to be a more efficient Torn Citizen and Faction Member

Graveyard ·


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39th - Respected family - Best specials ·


OMG! You made my hour! haha

Any "Career" Torn Players Around? · · 5 likes


Alright!

For those that missed it, Hi o/ My name is Jonathan Drake and I need to set things straight or at least fill you guys and gals in on the why's and how's...

My wife, being heavily pregnant with our 4th child went into a massive rage when she witnessed myself getting married to a Torn player. There were flying items everywhere, threats of smashing up my PC, throwing me out, you name it, it probably happened and/or was said. She even went as far as going onto my account, changed my name to (STAFF EDIT) and to this day I have no idea what it means lol

Now after things calmed down significantly she saw the light of day (I did apologize to her for marrying a complete stranger online but that is because I love my wife but does not mean I agree that the situation merited such...havoc?

On the To Buy list is now a Lenovo laptop with the 360` flip touch screen so that I can go mobile with my Torn obsession.

There we go, now you are all caught up ;)

JD

Any "Career" Torn Players Around? · · 16 likes


Greetings Torn Citizens o/

Now, you might be wondering what I mean by saying "Torn Career", WELL!

As the game itself has prospered well over the years with some players STILL playing the game to this day just as aggressively as they did on year 5 I have come to think (that is always a sign that you should duck and cover, just saying)

I came to think, Is my newly found obsession and subsequent addiction to Torn a common thing and if so where are you guys and can we be best friends? hehe

I aim to install all Torn related things on my soon to be Torn device (android tab) so that I may get a social fix whenever I need to from either my fellow faction members, company members, friends or to check on stocks, races, poker tables, using that nerve bar when it finishes (damn thing is fast and well, it NEEDS to be used and always on a timer lol)

You can see from my profile that I went all in both in presence on profile(pic,name etc) and in studying all the guides available that are pertinent to my level and 30 days ahead training. Studying up on companies, I am going for a 8-10* Fitness Center so if you are hiring ring me up on my cellphone yo! (worst joke award perhaps?)
Both presence and monetary wise as I immediately subscribed to Torn and will stay subscribed till the end of days! (i.e server death, at which point me and my fellow Torn Citizens will buy the game and servers from the developers!)

Yes, I know these are lofty words from someone who has barely seen lvl 7 long enough to appreciate the fact that when I got mugged the gentleman at hand got away with Zero Doll Hairs and had the nerve to chat me up afterwards, needless to say he was brought to his low level knees and... ohh, hey, yo! Dafuq is that story for, I digress completely from the point haha

But lofty goals is what life is about! Dream Big and NEVER let go of that Dream! Make it Happen!

THIS IS SSSPPPPAAAARRRTTTAAAA!!!!!

I got a little bit hyped up there, all that manly encouragement talk, it gets to me ya know haha

Feel like a chat after all that? Hit me up and lets discuss OUR future :)


Post Edit:
Extreme Anxiety prevents me from normal social interactions which is why it's important to me to have a Faction and Company that are active as hell and in it to win it as I don't go half way in on anything in life, it ain't me babe*

*Sonny and Cher? If you don't even know what I mean don't hit me up, please for the love of god, you don't have to be a fan but at least KNOW about when they split up and why! LOL

39th - Respected family - Best specials ·


Of all the jokes? Come on now! Make me giggle at least, a small tihi... You've got this! ;)

$500,000,000 Lotto - FREE entry. ·


Add me please, thank you


RL Wife FORCED me to Divorce my Torn Spouse · · 3 likes


Edited Out, sorry guys and gals

RL Wife FORCED me to Divorce my Torn Spouse · · 4 likes


Man up and what? Tell my wife "No, I value this game and virtual relationship more than our years together so I will not divorce this person I married after knowing her for 2 hours!"

Or man up as in, love your wife unconditionally?

RL Wife FORCED me to Divorce my Torn Spouse · · 3 likes


I'd rather get her into playing Torn and marry me than virtually cheat on her as that is what we are calling it now.

RL Wife FORCED me to Divorce my Torn Spouse · · 26 likes


Edited out, sorry guys and gals

39th - Respected family - Best specials ·


I'd like to announce the marriage and union between myself and DrunkPunk.

May our union strengthen our resolve for our fellow brethren!

39th - Respected family - Best specials · · 2 likes


*walks in*

*looks around*

*says to self*

One day!

*walks back out*