From what I can make out of your post I agree for the most part. I really wish this was less about "don't vote for the other guy" and more about actual politics.
I remember a few shreds of policy here and there but it's all overshadowed by the Clinton campaign slinging mud at Trump and the Trump campaign slinging mud at Hillary.
Purchase 4 trillion dollars' worth of Xanax. Throw it all into the dump and watch as the dump jumps up to the number one most visited place in Torn.
The last trillion would be used to start a competition: The leader of whatever faction ends up at rank 2 at the end of the week gets 1 trillion dollars. Wait for faction 1 to start bribing faction 2 to launch a DB at them.
If feeling particularly nasty, pay it in Cuban cigars.