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Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty · · 13 likes


I'm actually kind of impressed I still don't know who you are, if you are the same person. In any case, I'm sure some of the money that's been mugged from me has been used to pay for the bounty now on my head and that is just SO sadistic I'm getting shivers.

I'd love to know who you are. I'm sure I would, had you continued to attack me, unless you can reliably stealth attack 100% of the time. However, there is a bounty on my head now so that would indicate you can't. Have fun having me hospitalized over and over again, I'm not easily discouraged. Also, I'd love to know how I got on your bad side. We really should get to know each other better. Maybe have a tea party.

With love, Me

XO

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty · · 8 likes


Thank you, yes. That is precisely what I'm doing. When you're hospitalized most of the day one finds strange ways to amuse oneself.

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty · · 7 likes


Somebody bought off my bounty. Honor unto them and unto their family for the next twelve generations.

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty · · 6 likes


Just when you think that you're out, they pull you back in. But then, SURPRISE! You're out again! Because your networth is primarily composed of morphine now!

Bounties are meaningless, stop anonymously harassing me and take a stand, coward.

I want to steal inactive players' stuff · · 0 likes


Ok, wow. Never mind then, sorry. Bad idea. Gone now. Obviously there were things I didn't consider. Text wall deleted for convenience. Torn has spoken: stealing is wrong.

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Hahaha, and people told me using all my E mugging people to make a fortune was idiotic. They were right of course, but it's good to know it pays off now and then. Super jelly, definitely an achievement worth celebrating.

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100 morphine from somebody and other med items from people cuz I was getting bountied relentlessly. I expressed my gratitude in a carefree way but I'm actually more grateful than I can admit. I just wanted to send a message to the anonymous bountier but I ended up with a bunch of nice people instead.

I want to steal inactive players' stuff ·


Ok, wow. Never mind then, sorry. Bad idea. Gone now. Obviously there were things I didn't consider. Text wall deleted for convenience. Torn has spoken: stealing is wrong.

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GUYS. What about armor sets offering PERKS? Samurai/ninja themed sets gives you a bonus with Japanese weapons or something like that?

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty · · 1 like


Are you serious bounty anon? Don't you have anything better to do? You're like- 3 limmericks in the hole, just you wait.

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty · · 1 like


Ok so I don't really have a joke but this seems fairly relevant so I'll try my best.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"There's a phenomenal decrease in the number of bounties listed."
"There's a phenomenal decrease in the number of bounties listed who?"
"There's a phenomenal decrease in the number of bounties listed and I haven't received one in over a day myself. We went from almost 1500 pages of these things to less than 50 overnight. I doubt they'd all been collected so quickly considering the sheer number and length of time hospitalization lasts. I suppose they could have been bought off but I'm wondering if, in light of recent articles I've seen in the paper, the staff may have stepped in or something. There's barely any listings for level 1 players and I'm not sure what to make of it yet, but considering I'm amoung the people who've been bounties so ruthlessly, I take a keen interest in these events and intend to continue to investigate. It's my hope this will be all cleared up and I can insanely rant about more positive things like gambling and crime. In any case, more thank yous to everyone who has sent me stuff including a recent sender who's fate is now sealed but in a good way."

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty ·


Crap, I accidentally downvoted this comment because I'm on my phone. All support is appreciated. Very sorry, I'm not sure if I can undownvote replies.
Um, everyone please just kind of ...pretend that that's a thumbs up. <.< >.>

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty ·


Also someone just gifted me 25 morphine. Their generosity shall be remembered on the reckoning day, and their life spared.

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty · · 1 like


At this rate I'll be snagging those quickly enough without using small fist aid kits, lol. I may laugh but inside I suffer from wounds no first aid kit can heal.

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty · · 1 like


I just impulse bought 50 morphine. It cost me more than I could afford to give. This is not the life my mother wanted for me. This is not the life I wanted for myself. Yet here I am, a man cracked but only barely unbroken. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU MONSTER? STOP WITH THE BOUNTIES OR I'M GONNA END UP WRITING POETRY OR SOMETHING.

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty ·


Yes, I've indeed been hatching several plans to combat this guy. However the fact my nemesis has been anonymously posting these bounties has been a big problem for me, since I can't tell who to enact my revenge upon. And I'm not about to target the people collecting them since they're just unwitting pawns in this person's vile plot. ...Also because I tried enacting my revenge on one of them, only to find out why they were able to hospitalize me to begin with...

Currently I've just been splurging on medical items as to render their bounties pointless and hoping they'll just run out of cash. But what I'd really like is to flush them out of hiding and resolve this matter in a way that doesn't involve making me throw away nearly a million every week on morphine.

...I was just hospitalized the exact moment I finished writing the previous sentence... °___° "

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty · · 2 likes


Yup, basically I have no idea why any of this is happening! And actually I do write! But I lack the attention span to complete a novel so I play video games on the internet instead.

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty · · 7 likes


Somebody bought off my bounty. Honor unto them and unto their family for the next twelve generations.

Missed Connections: You mugged me and now a bounty · · 6 likes


Just when you think that you're out, they pull you back in. But then, SURPRISE! You're out again! Because your networth is primarily composed of morphine now!

Bounties are meaningless, stop anonymously harassing me and take a stand, coward.

[Spin the Wheel] Strategy Discussion · · 3 likes


It might be predetermined, but from my honestly mediocre level of experience and harrowing gambling addiction, I think I've noticed a pattern.

Typically when I stop the wheel I either land where I stopped, 180 degrees away from where I stopped (or across the wheel) or halfway in between those two spaces at 45 degrees from where I stopped. You're still rolling the dice but I find it increases my chances of a good spin.