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How to Make a Cashier Uncomfortable! · · 7 likes


The main idea here is to make a cashier as uncomfortable as possible by buying 3 different items!

Alright here are the rules:
  1. Just nothing illegal
  2. Images make everything better
  3. A limit of 3 items Per post
  4. You can include what you will wear and actions you will do while at the checkout.
Ill get this started with: A pack of condoms, some lube, and a banana.

Want FREE CASH from The Wolf? · · 3 likes


Anatidaephobia is one such phobia. A person suffering from this condition feels that somewhere in the world, a duck or a goose is watching him/her (not attacking or touching, simply watching the individual).



(What Prismatic has)

Beware of the Monster - Game over · · 2 likes


Hmmmmmmm doc won't need to be on me tonight, thanks.

Beware of the Monster - Game over · · 2 likes


already got it ;)

Beware of the Monster - Game over · · 2 likes

Recent archived posts

[TTT] The 4th Torn Tenacity Trial are Closed, hope everyone had fun :) ·

Time for round 4! Let me at em!

Glad to be back! Thanks for all the kind messages. ·

10/10 guy, paid for their revive when revived. Hope you enjoy greener pastures out there!

Dibbie the Trader · · 1 like

Trade went well, would trade again.

Terror Bytes - Unplugged · · 1 like

Best team I've been part of compared to every other team I've been with on past eliminations. 10/10 would elim again!

TOP 100 Battlestats (93b) ·

Mmmmmm battle stats funny

Samaritan's Giveaway ·

I love re gifting and will dollarstorize anything I get.

Men's Mental Health Awareness Month ·

Addendum: This is a personal observation as a lurker, but if I were to acertain a reason from my years of lurking the forums, the edits appear to be a way to conserve forum karma by changing the message on the front page of the forum post. This message addendum is, asides from experience, complete speculation and should not be regarded as truth. 

 

Edit: Spelling of years corrected from "rears"

Men's Mental Health Awareness Month · · 6 likes

I feel that changing the original phrasing of the message from a full 2 paragraphs to a single line cannot result in an effective compression of meaning, especially when the original message held additional context which would explain the context of further messages down the line.

 

Calling my previous statement an action to, "Bitch and moan," is just the deliberate causing of conflict and detracting from any useful dialogue which could have taken place. 

 

No mental health of any individual should be neglected for any reason.

 

Either way: mental health good, personal attacks bad. 

 

Have a good day. 

Men's Mental Health Awareness Month · · 2 likes

Message was edited to change the original meaning. 

RIP our best Friend, Lover, and Mentor: D3vl · · 2 likes

D3vl collectible prices expected to rise with this news. 

June 2025 TTT Sign Ups Closed! ·

I can't wait to dissapoint everyone!

Begay's Trading - On Hiatus! · · 2 likes

Good trades, 10/10

KANGEL Trade Service [ Trusted Fast Noice ] · · 1 like

Trader is good, good trades.

[Crimes 2.0] Black Friday seasonal outcomes · · 1 like

01:09:00 - 29/11/24 You used 4 nerve successfully shoplifting from the Pharmacy gaining 2x Box of Medical Supplies

Pharmacy security was active. 

Edit: Notoriety maxed. 

Mandela Effect · · 1 like

Obligatory beg for time traveler merit

Ideas on how to fix M'aol (and other boss NPCs) · · 5 likes

Yes, M'aol is breaking the servers, but we won't make any progress just by complaining about the throughput of the server.

As a whole, this event has been one of the best in torn by far, and shitting on the devs just feels bad.

 

Expanding existing resources is a solution, but not a cost effective one for Torn as a whole.

Instead, alternative methods to slow the traffic of requests, and minimize repeated requests would help with dealing with overflows like this.

A one idea would be to split major NPCs into parts/components. IE splitting M'aol up into 5 or more NPCs like, M'aol's Left Tendril, M'aol's Effervescent Heart, Or M'aol's Third Testicle. This would encourage players to split off to check if there is another part of the boss they can attack, and not just sit on one attack page, refreshing until they can get in.

Another would be to implement an attack entry lottery system, wherein a player can submit an intent to attack through the regular page and every 5-10 seconds or so, based on the number of avaliable slots, players are taken from a pool made up of other players who wish to attack. Every time a person gets passed over in the lottery, their weight increases by 1, making them more likely to join in the next 5-10 seconds, and so on and so forth. Energy not being spent until actual entry.

This would give the boss time to do some proper eviceration of the masses, and once again stop refresh hell.

 

These are only ideas though, and ultimately, whatever the devs do, just as long as we get more events like halloween, I'll be happy.

Spooky Lucky Dip ·

Within the halls of that decrepit building was the one who whispers songs of the dammed who overdose on halloween.

[BUYING] Caches|Plush&Flowers|FHC|DPs|SE and MORE! · · 1 like

Speedy, good prices, reccomended for quick trades.

SELLING CUSTOMISED PROPERTIES - Get best Quotes ·

Great cheap prices!

SE / Boosters / Supply Packs / Cans ETC · · 1 like

A bump, and also great prices!