In all of Torn, there was no noise, all asleep after the Christmas party poise, the drunken drinkers all passed out. A while ago, they were screaming and shouting loud, but Santa came around. Like one of Diddy's parties it turned out...
Down the chimney he slid... Like a ninja, he did what he did... The next morning, most of our asses was hurt... The poor Donkeys?!🤣 What can i say? Bestiality in the hay?! So if you wake up... With a sore butt, make sure Santa is gone, else he'll eat your cookie and make you long...
For the grass is greener, because there's more shit. If you don't believe me, ask any of the Hollywood snobs... They all had their fortune told, by unfortunate circumstances... Caused by cucumbers and their weird dances ...
For all was happy, all was pleased, At least Santa came this year... His wife was pleased...she shed a tear... She wouldnt be standing on her knees, this year...