I was working at a school a number of years ago. During one school year we had an exceptionally bad run with secretaries. It felt like every few days we had a new secretary. Just before April 1st we hired a rather gullible secretary, very eager to please. The morning of April 1st I called a friend and asked her to call the school and say she was from the phone company and that they were getting ready to blow the telephone lines clean. For added fun I asked my friend to also tell the secretary that the phones would need to be covered or dust would go everywhere,.
A little after 9am the call was placed. As I walked through the office I heard the secretary say, "We are a school with like 30 classrooms .. does every phone need to be covered?" Of course the answer was yes. As I was standing there one of my bosses walked by. The secretary informed her of the impending process, and she ran to get a blanket to cover the fax machine. Another staff person emerged from the clinic with towels to send to every classroom. The secretary was starting to methodically call every classroom to tell the teacher a towel was coming for them to cover their classroom phones. I am just standing there in awe when my main boss, who was in her office with the door closed on a phone call when all of this began, opened her door and walked out. When the secretary frantically told her what was going down, she just erupted in a fit of laughter like I've never seen from her. I was lucky. At that point I told her what I orchestrated.. She laughed so hard she started crying. It was quite a site to see the fax machine wrapped in a blanket, and several people running with towels to cover phones to keep the dust down...
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