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Red lentil salad with tomatoes, spring onions and arugula
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Red lentil salad with tomatoes, spring onions and arugula
(a.k.a. quick weekday dinner)
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- 1 FHC for someone with 34b+ total stats
- [Sold!] Dual Hammers | 25.30% | 870m
- Personal stats inaccurate
- I need some job advice
- Dual Hammers 71.36/56.03 (870m)
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Aaaaand up
I don't know what you're talking about. We have bingo afternoons. And one hell of a chair gymastics course.
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Hi there,
I'm looking for someone with 34b+ total battle stats who is willing to drop their weapons and armour and be defeated by me for the Vae Victis honour. Preferably not a def or dex whore. Not sure how much def and dex I can handle with my 2b strength/1.75b speed...
For your trouble you'll get an FHC after the successful attack.
I'll be online for another two hours or so. Would be great if we could make it happen within that timeframe.
Just drop me a message if you're interested. Thanks!
Selling my Dual Hammers for 870 million:Damage: 71.36 Accuracy: 56.03 Quality: 25.30% They might be a bit bloody, I used them for many many years :)
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Sign me up, please!
That would involve the work of finding someone in the right stat range... Ugh 
Hi there,
I'm looking for someone with 34b+ total battle stats who is willing to drop their weapons and armour and be defeated by me for the Vae Victis honour. Preferably not a def or dex whore. Not sure how much def and dex I can handle with my 2b strength/1.75b speed...
For your trouble you'll get an FHC after the successful attack.
I'll be online for another two hours or so. Would be great if we could make it happen within that timeframe.
Just drop me a message if you're interested. Thanks!
Sign me up, please!
Sign me up please!
Sign me up please :)
Aaaaand up
I hate people who enter competitions...
I used to spend 15 job points daily to reduce my addiction when taking two xanax, now it's 16, so yeah...
I played Morrowind one day and spent ages looking for a mine called Elith-Pal. The same day I signed up somewhere and needed a nickname. Elith-Pal was still stuck in my head so I used that, and later it became Elith.
That's the only way I would ever win xD
Now waaait a second, I thought Pops was the good guy trying to protect me?
Attention! You are going to get mugged08:59:38 - 08/04/21
Pops says:
Hello
I'd just like to inform you that the people over at Natural Selection a family of 5 different factions have bots which monitor your flight landing time and you have unfortunately been targeted to get mugged. They can accomplish this by flight delaying you and since only they know the time you got flight delayed, can work out when you land.
I am here to offer you a service. You are going to get mugged when you land, that is for certain - but I am willing to attempt to mug you (before they do) and provide you a 50% payout of whatever I mug.
Would you be interested in this? If so please mail me back your landing time and I will be online ready for when you do.
Thanks
Pops
Attention! You are going to get mugged08:59:38 - 08/04/21
Pops says:
Hello
I'd just like to inform you that the people over at Natural Selection a family of 5 different factions have bots which monitor your flight landing time and you have unfortunately been targeted to get mugged. They can accomplish this by flight delaying you and since only they know the time you got flight delayed, can work out when you land.
I am here to offer you a service. You are going to get mugged when you land, that is for certain - but I am willing to attempt to mug you (before they do) and provide you a 50% payout of whatever I mug.
Would you be interested in this? If so please mail me back your landing time and I will be online ready for when you do.
Thanks
Pops
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I don't know what you're talking about. We have bingo afternoons. And one hell of a chair gymastics course.
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Selling my Dual Hammers for 870 million:Damage: 71.36 Accuracy: 56.03 Quality: 25.30% They might be a bit bloody, I used them for many many years :)
Hi there. Not an urgent issue, but an issue nonetheless.
I bought 26 escapes yesterday to get me the Ego Smashing medal for having 50 enemies escape during combat. It didn't trigger right away, so I waited a bit longer. Still nothing today, so I had a closer look at my medals and found that I had already received that medal 11 years ago (Screenshot: https://prnt.sc/vvi06w).
Then I checked my personal stats again, but they do indeed show that I only had 24 escapes before (Screenshot: https://prnt.sc/vvi4ij).
Same issue with the number of times I escaped myself. I already have the medal for 50 escapes (https://prnt.sc/vvi5ro), but my stats show 9.
I suppose this is due to the fact that personal stats weren't recorded in their current form back then? Can you do anything to fix this? E.g. set the stats of the people affected (I'm probably not the only one) to the number needed to get the corresponding medal (e.g. 50 escapes in my case)? It's frustrating to spend money/energy to get new merits based on your personal stats only to realise afterwards that you already have the merit and your stats are wrong :-/
I bought 26 escapes yesterday to get me the Ego Smashing medal for having 50 enemies escape during combat. It didn't trigger right away, so I waited a bit longer. Still nothing today, so I had a closer look at my medals and found that I had already received that medal 11 years ago (Screenshot: https://prnt.sc/vvi06w).
Then I checked my personal stats again, but they do indeed show that I only had 24 escapes before (Screenshot: https://prnt.sc/vvi4ij).
Same issue with the number of times I escaped myself. I already have the medal for 50 escapes (https://prnt.sc/vvi5ro), but my stats show 9.
I suppose this is due to the fact that personal stats weren't recorded in their current form back then? Can you do anything to fix this? E.g. set the stats of the people affected (I'm probably not the only one) to the number needed to get the corresponding medal (e.g. 50 escapes in my case)? It's frustrating to spend money/energy to get new merits based on your personal stats only to realise afterwards that you already have the merit and your stats are wrong :-/
That was a very satisfactory loss, thanks ;)
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I appreciate you making this competition open to female entrants as well! Maybe I should stop plucking my lady's beard for a while.
[edit] Wait, voting closes on Sunday? Sigh, guess I'll have to pass then.
[edit] Wait, voting closes on Sunday? Sigh, guess I'll have to pass then.