Guess the number of candy - Holidays '18 ·
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Knock Knock!
"Who's there?"
"Nobody"
"Nobody who?"
"........................"
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little hoarse.
Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?
They kept dropping their trunks.
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I'll go on ahead.
Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a well balanced meal.
What did one bucket say to the sick bucket?
You're looking a bit pail.
How do you befriend a squirrel?
Just act like a nut.
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
What did the traffic light say to the car?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
Bump?
1. Hammer (Build a shack)
2. Beretta M9 + Full clip (Wolves 'n shit)
3. Ice Pick (Who knows...)
Loyalty: 100%
Wasn't mugged so I'm happy, very nice 25 mil too.
Mug free, fast and acceptable prices.
Great trade, was actually nervous at first but there's nothing to be afraid of. Trading with him is as safe as storing your items in an actual safe.
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Well, might as well try.
She has given me great deals (and lots of money) so I greatly recommend for you to trade with her.